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Illegal Use of Hams

@illegalhams.bsky.social
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Once described as "a big sandwich guy". Views are my own. he/him

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Illegal Use of Hams @illegalhams.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Can't find a 1TB ssd I believe I own and now my financial future is OBLITERATED
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How was your Easter? Me:
F1 names listed as Had Ham
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 21/09/2026
failed X-Men character pitches www.patreon.com/merrittk/pos...
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Do you ever read a series of words
Includes exclusive Hanks for our troops pumpkin brulee
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Halloween III: Season of the Ben @franzferdinand2.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hey, it’s me, your childhood friend from your idyllic hometown in this RPG. Let’s do some tutorial missions together. No, I’m not in any of the official art, but that probably doesn’t mean anything.
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
911: what is your emergency ME: there’s a fly in my house 911: hang tight sir we’re sending a swat team now
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Illegal Use of Hams @illegalhams.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
youtu.be/Hkj-uvg2sRU?...
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Jack says Bullsh*t & plays Limp Bizkit on his phone - Stranger of Paradise Final Fantasy Origin
YouTube video by BuffMaister
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Faulty Frannie @faultyfrannie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Perfection
Grey tabby cat sitting between the legs of a full-size skeleton on a chairGrey tabby cat sitting between the legs of a full-size skeleton on a chair
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Illegal Use of Hams @illegalhams.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
cool
Google omitting results because they are similar to the zero results displayed
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Illegal Use of Hams @illegalhams.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
🎶 Whoa, we're half way there Whoa oh, livin' on a chair 🎶
Warhammer 40k Golden Throne
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Illegal Use of Hams @illegalhams.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
soing sicko mode this weekend
Positive COVID-19 test
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nathan @wiseposter.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
my evilbane amulet is going crazy. did you go evil bro? am i going to have to use my evilbane sword on you?
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
She was rare, like a goth snorkeling.
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I hope this Ishmael finds you whale
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Illegal Use of Hams @illegalhams.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Hmmmm, Switch 2 or Retroid....
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Illegal Use of Hams @illegalhams.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
starting the day with fending off a mental breakdown. *Insert that one "Hump Day!" camel commercial here*
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
delicious if literal: ham-handed
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sounds bot @sounds-bot.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Ash (new non-binary flavor!) @seatopian.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
They're finally gonna fuck, let's gooooooo
A screenshot of a post that says Kristina Sexton will serve as the intimacy coordinator on Godzilla x Kong: Supernova. The previous Monsterverze films did not utilize an intimacy coordinator.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Now in Gunmetal Grey!
A person in the background carrying a bag over their shoulder. In the foreground, a large gray cat sits beside a cardboard box labeled "CATS FOR MEN." The text above reads "Introducing CATS FOR MEN™," and below the box, it says "The first feline designed for real, masculine men."
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Cute Monster Props @cutemonster.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
We noticed ye from across the bar and are fond of yer lobster.
A grescale costume of Eefram and Thomas from the Lighthouse (2019)
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Illegal Use of Hams @illegalhams.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
🎶 Yeah, I'm gon' take my jorts to the old town road 🎶
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Ringtail 🔞 @rllynotringtail.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
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Star Tribune Going Out @stribgoingout.startribune.com · 03/09/2026
Threading the 2026 MN State Fair 4-H Llama and Alpaca costume contest contestants here because you deserve it 😇
Llama and owner dressed up in a Mamma Mia theme 
Llama and owner dressed up in back to school theme Llama and owner dressed up in curious George theme Llama and owner dressed up as thing 1 and thing 2
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Benj Edwards @benjedwards.com · 03/09/2026
We have this really fat cardinal named Gary that hangs out in our yard and he’s awesome
Gary the red cardinal bird sitting on a fence
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Buckle up bitch, we about to have some type 3 fun
High rollover risk warning on my car’s visor
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Illegal Use of Hams @illegalhams.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
ortolan songbird-ing baby yodas
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🎃 Out Of Context International Dubs 🎃 @outofcontxtdubs.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Movie: Tiger and Crane Fists Language: English Country: Hong Kong Version: Axis International
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julie muncy @julie.radiantarray.io · 22/08/2026
oh hey i'm famous
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Tarek 🇱🇧 @prophetofkhumna.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Gonna have 17 coffees and leave people voicemails
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Illegal Use of Hams @illegalhams.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Returning to analog Pokemon and just mailing my friends the coolest wild animals I managed to catch in my neighborhood
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Illegal Use of Hams @illegalhams.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Cats!
To cats, one grey and one tabby, laying together on an orange chair.
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Illegal Use of Hams @illegalhams.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Is there any responsible way to get into Warhammer, or is this just one of those Send It hobbies?
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Tomb💀Time @tubetime.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
oh i'm definitely on the right track (pun intended). it seems we have the phrase "The patient<CR><LF>r" encoded onto the tape! it's backwards, but that's ok. i'm also a bit surprised to see <CR><LF> but i guess that means the typewriter wasn't running Unix. IYKYK.
decoded text "r <LF> <CR> t n e i t a p <SP> e h T"
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Ocarina of Time is mostly about the differences between childhood and manhood, which mainly that boils down to having three pairs of shoes that you have to cycle through regularly instead of one.
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
2. the most fucked tv setup I've ever seen
there is a big TV on a table stand. it is partially blocking a tv of similar size mounted to the wall.

I assume the mounted tv wasn't a smart tv and instead of exposingholes on the wall or brackets, they bought a roku and placed it in front
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Herr Spooky Gunther Büergers @calamityjon.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Years back, @leonardpierce.bsky.social introduced me to the existence of professionally made plastic models of Truck Stop Prostitutes.
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1/24 Master Box Mindy Looking for Trucker Standing wearing Crop-Top & Shorts
Squadron offers scale model kits made of plastic, resin and more. Categories include aircraft, armor, ships, sci-fi, cars, tools, paint, books and more! Everything needed for your hobby modeling room!
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 08/08/2026
At Wawa you can have them make you a burrito with ketchup and mustard on it. Legally they can't stop you
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A. Marmot 🌱 @aminus.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
such a classic scene
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Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 06/08/2026
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Vibe shifted with my doctor when I said I was up to 2 packs a day. Only got worse when he found out I meant hotdogs
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 05/08/2026
I wish I could shazam a smell
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Illegal Use of Hams @illegalhams.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Chum Guzzler would be a beautiful name for a boat
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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 05/08/2026
Photograph of the star of James Bond: License to Growl
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Illegal Use of Hams @illegalhams.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Wish a had a Pez dispenser for cheese cubes
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Lizzy (borden 🪓) @ditherwitch.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
idk why that is an activation phrase for me and i'm going to choose not to analyze it. anyway,
genie from aladdin with bdsm gear in a blue alfa romeo 4c
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
the little moans coming from inside the trojan horse are from me bc i’m eating baked brie with fig jam
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Kastor @kastor.sh · 23/07/2026
It’s finally out
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