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Ian Morley @ijmorley.bsky.social · 23h

Well done to SMH. Fought til the end. Great occasion. #AustraliaCup

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Dan Smith @sirdansmith.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

could we just keep giving a random person the nobel peace prize every day until Trump blows an artery

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onion person @junlper.beer · 09/10/2026

elon musk has more empathy for lines of code than a majority of humanity

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Darach Ó Séaghdha @darach.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Lookit. Deep down every Irish person wants to spin some yank a yarn that gets cited as fact in some factual text. We told an Irish American girl that when the Muppets was released in Ireland, Kermit the Frog was called Dermot the Frog because Cromwell’s son was a Kermit.

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Ian Morley @ijmorley.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

There used to be a kids theme park in Creswick Victoria in the early '90s that specialised in big fibreglass dinosaurs and trampolines in the ground. It shut down. If you drive around parts of suburban Ballarat, you might be surprised by one of those lurking over the fence. I want one.

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Demon King of the New Platform @clothedvillainy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

It’s a question that I wish was interrogated more. When you hear people’s worries about ‘Attacks on our way of life’, I wonder why some attacks (Othered) are worthy of concern, but attacks like changing climate, economic insecurity, and reduced cultural output are not.

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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026

[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!

forbes.com

Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many

Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.

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RUOK Speedwagon @uberpaul.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Sometimes I learn about a company and wish that I was in a position where I could go get a job there purely to cause trouble.

"Corgi Says Its 7-Day Workweek Is Voluntary"

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Ian Morley @ijmorley.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Rhetorical, yes, but I do kinda hope the US military is defeated by the Theban Sacred Band.

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petit burgo @burgotastic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Jeffrey Archer has sadly succumbed in his long battle with Jeffrey Heavy Cavalry

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hannah gais @hannahgais.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

will you people shut the fuck up

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Ian Morley @ijmorley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The best to ever do it, sorry Magic.

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Ian Morley @ijmorley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Look, I don't even know/give much of a shit about NRL and its lore, but it is beautiful to see an end-to-end try from the Knights against Easts. #NRLGF

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Anthony B, @swearyanthony.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Once again - the problem isn't "ooo AI models are too scary and powerful". It's that the developers of these products are irresponsible dolts, who have absolutely no intention of changing how they behave. Stop making excuses, use existing laws and make them responsible for their own actions.

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The future of the military is one computer shooting missiles at whoever it wants and thousands of soldiers who stand around looking sexy

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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 01/10/2026

tracing Japanese managers challenging an ump’s call, I’ve watched this 500x

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David the Trifecta: Fatty, Beardo, Weirdo @coldwarhost.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It is National Poetry Day in the UK, so for my contribution, I humbly share one of my favourite poems of all time, written by Robert Florence,

BATMAN'S AFF HIS NUT
Batman's aff his nut
Have you seen the way he cuts aboot
Dressed up as a mad fuckin bat
Batterin guys
I was lit at:
"Mate, I'm worried aboot ye
I know your ma and da died
But everybody's ma and da dies
And we're no aw runnin aboot
Hookin muggers and
Kickin psychopaths in the baws."
And that was when Batman went
"Aye, but do ye ever feel like it?
Do you ever look at the world and feel like it?
Like having a big mad base under your hoose?
Do you ever feel like drivin a big mad motor
that turns intae a tank?
And leatherin fuck oot of guys aw night?
Scarin the fuckin shite oot of them?"
And that was when I was lit at:
"Aye. Fuck it. Ah dae."
And that's the Secret Origin of Robin
and everybody else.

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Ian Morley @ijmorley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Supersonic plate tectonics Stereophonic lava and tonic The boom is bionic

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Ian Morley @ijmorley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

...going out own drawn lots. That's nuts.

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Ian Morley @ijmorley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Thinking Italiano keeps his spot for the AC, regardless of Miller's return.

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Ian Morley @ijmorley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Beach got near it. Lamenting the WC exit whatifs... #AUSvBRA

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Ian Morley @ijmorley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

He's good in "The Lowdown." Series two starting soonish.

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Ian Morley @ijmorley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Circati has earned his scrappy 'turn it in at a corner' goal. He's put in a few efforts across both games. #AUSvBRA

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Ian Morley @ijmorley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Clear that Brazil has either been read the riot act, or has been drilled on a few clear things. Paying enough respect to the Socceroos this time. Good to see we're still getting our counterattacking outlets. #AUSvBRA

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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

this poor model looks so bummed out by this stupid level 1 rpg dress

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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed

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Ian Morley @ijmorley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Manchester Cheaty....is this a thing?

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Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

how can you tell me the algo’s not alive when all my targeted ads are things like this

Peacock Ad:

Somebody stop me! I'm about to watch The Mask for the millionth time. Stream it now on Peacock.
MASK
A SSSMOKIN' MOVIE CHOICE

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norman emailer @maximumchips.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Meta needs to release smart underwear

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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This is how I remember the order of Henry VIII’s wives.

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Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 28/09/2026

Claude making a scientific discovery

Black-and-white three-part comic. In the first scene, one simple cartoon figure holds out a small round handmade-looking object and says, “I MADE THIS.” Another figure replies, “YOU MADE THIS?” In the second scene, the second figure is shown alone holding the object. In the final scene, that figure holds it proudly and says, “I MADE THIS”

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Tilly Norwood has been tried by kangaroo court & executed for putting fentanyl in baby formula in Ohio

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Kon Karapanagiotidis @kkarapanagiotidis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

ASRC had TWO VANS STOLEN OVERNIGHT in Melbourne from our CATERING SOCIAL ENTERPRISE. We are all so distressed and angry. Who robs a charity! Here’s are the license plates of the two white vans 👇🏼 and photos of them too➡️➡️➡️ Call 000 if spot them please 🙏🏼 Renault 🚐 is 1UO2YV Peugeot van 🚐 is 1QR 8PO

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Are people who don’t listen to modern pop country better than people who do listen to modern pop country? Yes, obviously.

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Tarlton @tarlton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Paul McCartney in the shining: woke up got outta bed, hugged a ghoul and bonked me head

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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023

About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons

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Ian Morley @ijmorley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Has Greg Sheridan ever been right about anything?

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Ian Morley @ijmorley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I do want to see if there's a different plan for a team like Jordan at the Asian Cup. Probably have to wait for the next window.

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