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norman emailer @maximumchips.bsky.social · 3h

On the contrary, I think he looks surprisingly normal for someone who’s found a way to conceal a kkk hood under his bonce

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Patrick Stokes @patrickstokes.com · 6h

If nothing else AI is making clear that there are people all around us for whom writing, art, and music are not communion with another mind, but just - wallpaper. Just pleasant things to look at. They think AI is conscious because they have no actual grasp of what it is to encounter another mind.

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norman emailer @maximumchips.bsky.social · 10h

Look at this trash tier selection of signatures. Absolute wall to wall flops

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norman emailer @maximumchips.bsky.social · 10h

It’s insanely suss how hard men go in to bat for rapists

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norman emailer @maximumchips.bsky.social · 14h

I think there’s an intrinsic value to the creative output of actual genuine people who have felt actual genuine people things and have an actual genuine human perspective on them. I feel like it could be a net benefit to music if we remove people who want to hear AI generated music from audiences

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norman emailer @maximumchips.bsky.social · 17h

In all honesty, handtool woodwork was a fucking weird choice of a hobby for a guy who’s impatient, lazy and clumsy

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norman emailer @maximumchips.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I lived it: i heard choosin texas this morning, and here’s my take: even if you haven’t heard the song, it sounds 100% like what you imagine in your head when you see the song title. Saved you three and a half minutes. You are now free to have political opinions

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norman emailer @maximumchips.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I’m not going to swamp you with hyperbole but I will say that it would be a mistake for the greens to pick SH-Y as their leader

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norman emailer @maximumchips.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The Tudors is such a weird series. Flawed and not bad and I want to meet whoever thought we needed a jacked Henry VIII and congratulate them

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norman emailer @maximumchips.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Back when my dad was in a cancer ward he was roommates with a headbanger and when he found out I was into heavy music he gave dad a Kreator hat to give to me, fuck knows what happened to the hat. One of the coolest hats I’ve ever owned. Absolutely insane band, Pleasure to Kill still holds up

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norman emailer @maximumchips.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Holy shit the racists love saying “social cohesion” all of a sudden. Every time they get a new term it’s like someone gave them permission to be racist again

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norman emailer @maximumchips.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Blessed to be getting a rate rise, one of those “good problems” whereby if you have this problem, you’re paradoxically on a winner with regards to your housing costs nominally being invested in an asset rather than getting handed over to someone else

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norman emailer @maximumchips.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Just heard Choosin’ Texas for the first time. What can I tell you. I will say this: i was blown away by the laser-like precision with which it sounded like I expected it would

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nick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays.

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norman emailer @maximumchips.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Okay cool our premier has late stage syphillis

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norman emailer @maximumchips.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Meta needs to release smart underwear

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norman emailer @maximumchips.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I just find it hard to comprehend the mindset of someone that would defend this. Saying this is justified — good, even — is so plainly outrageous, it should be an opinion that exists on the absolute fringe periphery of our society. As it stands, it is the default position of our leaders and media

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norman emailer @maximumchips.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Controversial opinion perhaps but it’s probably worth drawing some kind of distinction between a sex worker and someone who traffics children for sex parties

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norman emailer @maximumchips.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Rage for people who back into parking spaces is so odd. Oh here I am, I drive headlong into parking spaces. Don’t want to hold up traffic! Whoops, let’s try that again. Physics sucks. Yeah I reverse out into traffic, what of it. I nearly hit a nanna while backing out, fuck off bro I can’t see shit.

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norman emailer @maximumchips.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I feel like Jay Kay really overestimates the degree to which most people are able to tell if a boogie is for real

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norman emailer @maximumchips.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I think I’m going to embrace the spirit of Fremantle in my own life, so I’ve decided that at 3:30 every workday I’m going to declare “mental illness time” where I caterwaul and ululate for fifteen minutes and flick the lights on and off heaps of times and nobody’s allowed to say it’s weird

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Tom Studans @maximumwelfare.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Commander, our tactical fan activation has been deployed. Victory is assured.

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norman emailer @maximumchips.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Oh boy it’s my favourite time of year! Time to cancel Kayo

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norman emailer @maximumchips.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Cate Blanchett narrating a nature doco using an inscrutable accent that’s neither fish, fowl or frisian. Not a place that could claim her, adrift in semiotic blank space. A miasmic accent. The queen of nowhere, an empire of fog. I know they don’t teach you how to talk like that at MLC

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norman emailer @maximumchips.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

mfw my use of a nazi hand sign is highly open to interpretation

https://knowyourmeme.com/editorials/guides/what-does-the-man-looking-at-three-fingers-meme-mean-the-inglourious-basterds-reaction-image-explained

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norman emailer @maximumchips.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The greatest shot in sport broadcasting is the guy that’s come decked out in a costume he spent three months making, and they’ve got one camera trained on him at all times so when his team fucks something up they can show him looking shitty about it

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norman emailer @maximumchips.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

NRL fans during the AFL grand final are so funny lol. “Ah man I hate this game, too many things happen! Ridiculous sport”

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norman emailer @maximumchips.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Going for Fremantle because Alex Pearce is woke and hot. And also because I want Brisbane to lose

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norman emailer @maximumchips.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

What was once “you are my medicine / I love you like heroin (i take drugs)” in the 90s is l “hi haters / i’m back from my hiatus” in the now times.

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norman emailer @maximumchips.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

One time I was interviewing someone and they no shit tried to neg me. Bro

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norman emailer @maximumchips.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It’s crazy how insanely full of shit you can be if your soul is connected to the smoking sulphur pits of hell by a demonic umbilical cord

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norman emailer @maximumchips.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Aww, did your AI have a widdle accident. Did your AI go rogue. Could we call your AI a roguelike.

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norman emailer @maximumchips.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Reflecting on the bad posts I’ve done over the years, eyes I’ve caused to roll, hearts I’ve broken, weirds I’ve caused, and of course, the sentimental memories that have been tainted by my ever-enduring bullshit. Being an adult is learning to live with this, to sit in tension with the past

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli

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norman emailer @maximumchips.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

My addiction to buying gear has blossomed into a wholly less problematic buying fucked and busted gear and trying to fix it. The beauty of fixing gear is that you have to buy different gear to fix it

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norman emailer @maximumchips.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Hard to believe Roddy Ho from Slow Horses is actually from Mount Eliza

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norman emailer @maximumchips.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

when a child leaves the room or falls asleep, and for an indeterminate period of time, the adults left in the room don’t register that they can now turn off the children’s programming. Given the right conditions, it’s possible for adults to stay in this state for as long as several hours

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norman emailer @maximumchips.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Fender: check out our spanking new fender custom shop vintage road dog series… every painstakingly applied feature has been intended to replicate the exact type of wear a real working guitar will have. The finish on the back of the neck is smoothly worn down between the first and twelfth fret

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norman emailer @maximumchips.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

You can tell all these AI security breaches are bullshit because none of them have posed any risk whatsoever to rich people or their assets

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norman emailer @maximumchips.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Destroying the world. Dobbing myself into the world police because I can’t stop. Please send help. António Guterres you are my only hope

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norman emailer @maximumchips.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The average amount of gain used on the entire catalogue of NWOBHM is roughly equivalent to three seconds of Morbid Angel

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norman emailer @maximumchips.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Looks like your ride’s on the way

It’s a mobile bone health checkup truck called — no shit — the “bone bus”

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norman emailer @maximumchips.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I hate this comma. What does it add to the sentence? What does it mean? What is its purpose? “Oh it’s supposed to be a pause”. Genuinely get rekt. It’s not sheet music you plonker. There’s no time signature at the start. My top tip for punctuation: remove it if you can. No freeloaders!

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norman emailer @maximumchips.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Thinking about getting a new car, tossing up between an Aventador SVJ and a Toyota or Subaru of some kind

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norman emailer @maximumchips.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Thinking of joining the Australian Greens Victoria, as a bit

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