iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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70s Sci-Fi Art @70sscifiart.bsky.social · 13h

Howard V. Brown did a lot of great 1930s pulp sci-fi magazine covers. Nevertheless, his June 1924 cover to "Scientific American" might be my favorite work of his, despite not actually being science fiction. I love the nonchalant surrealism.

Two guys carefully paint a scene of a harbor town surrounded by mountains - a scene which they seem to be existing inside, as giants.

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petit burgo @burgotastic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It truly is astounding that Trump evidently learned about the b *this year* and is excited to tell everyone his new favourite obscure fact, like when I learned as a teenager that Salvador Dali designed the Chupa Chups logo

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Emmett Initiative @emmett.click · 01/10/2026

my wife has weighed in on the topic of my space marines

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Your fantasy war Polly pockets look great!

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petit burgo @burgotastic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Once again nepo hire boeing edges out the much better value proposition Burgotastic’s Discount Jets

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petit burgo @burgotastic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Shoebridge? What’s next, Socktunnel?? We have fun here

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petit burgo @burgotastic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The lack of a set of digital calipers is the only thing standing between me and true happiness

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petit burgo @burgotastic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Albanese will be calling it super intelligence within two weeks

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petit burgo @burgotastic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Avengers: Endgame Encore features a new post-credits scene in which Steve Rogers travels back to 1945 and kills the Beatles as little children, setting the stage for the events of Yesterday (2019)

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petit burgo @burgotastic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I’d be much more inclined to learn how to use GIMP if it was called anything other than GIMP

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norman emailer @maximumchips.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I just find it hard to comprehend the mindset of someone that would defend this. Saying this is justified — good, even — is so plainly outrageous, it should be an opinion that exists on the absolute fringe periphery of our society. As it stands, it is the default position of our leaders and media

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🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 27/09/2026

Hemingway was an amateur. Six words? Try six characters.

The back of a white Toyota Hiace style van, with a yellow number plate reading DJ 30 NY

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli

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petit burgo @burgotastic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I also don’t read a lot and am a total dumbass because of it, but I’m at least smart enough not to consider that some kind of a virtue

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petit burgo @burgotastic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It’s hard to believe something this big ever made it into space

The battered box of a model kit for the nuclear carrier USS Enterprise

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petit burgo @burgotastic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

They should make a season of ‘Alone’ set in Eastland shopping centre

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Went to the library and found this book that was basically an exact chronicle of the nightmares and visions I've been having for the past month. I asked the librarian what he knew about the book. "Well, he's a big red dog named Clifford." So, the demon has a name.

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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Let me introduce the crew. *points to enormous muscular guy.* This is Big Dog, we call him that because he's huge, ha ha! *points to slim average looking guy* and this is Medium Dog. I'm sure you can guess why! That's right — he communes with the spirits of the departed

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furby hancock @furbyhancock.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. You were killed by DARK WIZARD!

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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Descartes: I have it! I think; Therefore I am. Descartes's Dad: Thank god... I was starting to worry that boy wasn't is

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petit burgo @burgotastic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

imo talking about ai like it’s a conscious person is an order of magnitude more forgivable than talking about Nate Silver like he’s a conscious person

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petit burgo @burgotastic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

An actual lucid President would have responded with ‘Thucydideez nuts’

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

i’m no hercule poirot but

“Outside” headline reads “She lived with 20 wild bears for 28 years. Then they found her clean-picked bones. What killed her is a mystery.”

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petit burgo @burgotastic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Sad that in this modern world the NRL pre-show entertainment is presumed to necessarily be a pop star rather than, say, books

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petit burgo @burgotastic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

There’s no need for a single page pdf invoice to be 4.5MB. We can find a better use for those megabytes (installing Quest for Glory II)

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petit burgo @burgotastic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I will vote for whichever party pledges to build the biggest wicker man

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petit burgo @burgotastic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Once again I’m asking where the criminal charges are

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petit burgo @burgotastic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I don’t think dogs should be allowed to stay up til 3am

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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 23/09/2026

Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano

Picture of the streets of Pompeii, from https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pompei_-_panoramio_(26).jpg. Taken by Tanya Dedyukhina, used under CC

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petit burgo @burgotastic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

They should pay me to live there alone and be driven slowly mad by the endless sea

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petit burgo @burgotastic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

This academia shit is easy

A chart titled “A Multilateral Longitudinal Investigation of Taxi Flagfall Charges: Evidence from Late Twentieth and Early Twenty-First Century Alternative Rock Canon” referencing the taxi flag fall charges mentioned in the You Am I song Flagfall $1.80, and the Arctic Monkeys song Red Light Indicates Doors Are Secure

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petit burgo @burgotastic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Cheese and onion flavoured Terry’s chocolate orange

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever

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petit burgo @burgotastic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

NRL should get Macklemore again

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petit burgo @burgotastic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

But… like… if you solve understaffing by taking staff from another area… won’t that mean…?

Twenty new emergency beds at the Royal Children's Hospital will not be able to take patients because no funding was provided to staff them.
It's understood one solution being explored is transferring staff from other areas of the hospital.

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petit burgo @burgotastic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

You ever notice how belarus potash can be rearranged to spell abrupt asshole

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petit burgo @burgotastic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Hey should invent a type of coffee that comes after third coffee

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petit burgo @burgotastic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Never having listened to her music, my conception of Charlotte Church hasn't really moved on from seeing ads in the '90s of her as this 10-year-old classical soprano prodigy so I find this especially great

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petit burgo @burgotastic.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

🎵 That’s me in the corner That’s me in the fish. pile. fight-ing with a lobster 🎶

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ICBM (Non-Lethal) @mrdefenestrate.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Hey facebook, just one question, what the fuck are you talking about

Facebook notification telling me that I might like the page Soft Tissue Sarcoma Cancers

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petit burgo @burgotastic.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Thinking of buying hundreds of fake teeth off AliExpress and having them shipped to a friend’s house

AliExpress listing for resin teeth, showing hundreds of little white teeth in plastic baggies

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petit burgo @burgotastic.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Weird article that focuses specifically on this one Chinese brand, but all the concerns are around the dangers of malicious hacking, which could be done to any make of vehicle with similar systems. Like, a malicious actor hacking a Renault isn’t evidence that the French are evil (they are tho)

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petit burgo @burgotastic.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Movies about a bus that has to speed around a city, keeping its speed over fifty, and if its speed drops, it will explode

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petit burgo @burgotastic.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Trying to phone a place and the call is answered by an AI bot intended to direct my call but it just keeps redirecting the call to the main number so that the AI bot loop starts again. We live in hell.

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