iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 01/10/2026

tracing Japanese managers challenging an ump’s call, I’ve watched this 500x

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David, just David @coldwarhost.bsky.social · 14h

It is National Poetry Day in the UK, so for my contribution, I humbly share one of my favourite poems of all time, written by Robert Florence,

BATMAN'S AFF HIS NUT
Batman's aff his nut
Have you seen the way he cuts aboot
Dressed up as a mad fuckin bat
Batterin guys
I was lit at:
"Mate, I'm worried aboot ye
I know your ma and da died
But everybody's ma and da dies
And we're no aw runnin aboot
Hookin muggers and
Kickin psychopaths in the baws."
And that was when Batman went
"Aye, but do ye ever feel like it?
Do you ever look at the world and feel like it?
Like having a big mad base under your hoose?
Do you ever feel like drivin a big mad motor
that turns intae a tank?
And leatherin fuck oot of guys aw night?
Scarin the fuckin shite oot of them?"
And that was when I was lit at:
"Aye. Fuck it. Ah dae."
And that's the Secret Origin of Robin
and everybody else.

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Ian Morley @ijmorley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Beach got near it. Lamenting the WC exit whatifs... #AUSvBRA

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Ian Morley @ijmorley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Circati has earned his scrappy 'turn it in at a corner' goal. He's put in a few efforts across both games. #AUSvBRA

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Ian Morley @ijmorley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Clear that Brazil has either been read the riot act, or has been drilled on a few clear things. Paying enough respect to the Socceroos this time. Good to see we're still getting our counterattacking outlets. #AUSvBRA

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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

this poor model looks so bummed out by this stupid level 1 rpg dress

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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed

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Ian Morley @ijmorley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Manchester Cheaty....is this a thing?

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Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

how can you tell me the algo’s not alive when all my targeted ads are things like this

Peacock Ad:

Somebody stop me! I'm about to watch The Mask for the millionth time. Stream it now on Peacock.
MASK
A SSSMOKIN' MOVIE CHOICE

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norman emailer @maximumchips.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Meta needs to release smart underwear

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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This is how I remember the order of Henry VIII’s wives.

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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 28/09/2026

Claude making a scientific discovery

Black-and-white three-part comic. In the first scene, one simple cartoon figure holds out a small round handmade-looking object and says, “I MADE THIS.” Another figure replies, “YOU MADE THIS?” In the second scene, the second figure is shown alone holding the object. In the final scene, that figure holds it proudly and says, “I MADE THIS”

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Tilly Norwood has been tried by kangaroo court & executed for putting fentanyl in baby formula in Ohio

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Kon Karapanagiotidis @kkarapanagiotidis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

ASRC had TWO VANS STOLEN OVERNIGHT in Melbourne from our CATERING SOCIAL ENTERPRISE. We are all so distressed and angry. Who robs a charity! Here’s are the license plates of the two white vans 👇🏼 and photos of them too➡️➡️➡️ Call 000 if spot them please 🙏🏼 Renault 🚐 is 1UO2YV Peugeot van 🚐 is 1QR 8PO

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Are people who don’t listen to modern pop country better than people who do listen to modern pop country? Yes, obviously.

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Tarlton @tarlton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Paul McCartney in the shining: woke up got outta bed, hugged a ghoul and bonked me head

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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023

About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons

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norman emailer @maximumchips.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It’s crazy how insanely full of shit you can be if your soul is connected to the smoking sulphur pits of hell by a demonic umbilical cord

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CRAAAAAAAIG 🎃💀👻 @craiging619.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Pandora’s Box just entered the chat. 😵‍💫

A picture of the FA Cup trophy with the headline, “FA Cup qualifying tie to be replayed after ref's error”.

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Daniel @bookshopaddict.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

How is Israel not banned from sport?

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/09/2026

ME: So I can't put anything else on the scale? ANUBIS: No. Just your heart ME: No money, no good deeds? ANUBIS: No ME: What about steam points? I've got a ton of steam points ANUBIS: The point is to be lighter than the feather ME: I was just hoping to finally do something with the steam points

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Erin Cook @erincook.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

omfg if you don't know what it means by now just don't worry about it kitten

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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026

Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

we have control mechanisms for this. it's called The Law. these guys should be held personally liable for these harms. the suicides, the thefts, the intrusions into computer systems. they should be sued and prosecuted as appropriate. problem immediately solved

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Greg Jericho @grogsgamut.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Concern? How about arrest the f*cker?? Cripes. If you or I hacked Medicare, the AFP would bash down our doors. AI does it? Oopsies! I am concerned! www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

theguardian.com

Anthony Albanese says OpenAI agent hacked Medicare and he expressed ‘extreme concern’ to Sam Altman

Prime minister says he told chief executive he was disappointed it had taken company ‘way too long’ to inform government of breach

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Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

No one would be able to say this stuff if the fossil fuel industry didn't own both the people saying it *and* the media ecosystem reporting it. But here we are.

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

As far as I can tell, Effective Altruists are Utilitarians who are relieved that in the Trolley Problem, saving 5 people justifies their innate desire to kill the one guy

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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Do you ever read a series of words

Includes exclusive Hanks for our troops pumpkin brulee

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Cowbo Bebo at his Computo @dochaus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

RIP to Tilly Norwood, who was accidentally uploaded into a Quake 3 Arena match and gibbed by a rocket launcher instead of the SFM machinima she was supposed to appear in. She is survived by her closest kin, Gal Gadot.

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Ian Morley @ijmorley.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Incredible knots the panellists are tying themselves into; somehow executing both special pleading and holding double standards when it comes to bad behaviour during the footy finals #Offsiders #SokkahWouldn'tBeAllowedToGetAwayWithIt

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Aysha U. Farah @ayshaufarah.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Good time to post my favorite gorillaz tweet

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Frankie Huang 黄碧赤 @ourobororoboruo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

“Students told us the temptation was greatest when they feared they would miss a deadline,” the report reads. IMO the underlying issue here is the labor practices these students are being fed into as they near adulthood. Learning is not about volume of output, but do these students understand that?

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Tim Lyons @picketer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

And he gets to eat from the trashcan all the time!

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Alejandro Arbona 🇵🇷 @alejandrobot.com · 17/09/2026

Who run Beautytown?

A very old-fashioned yellow shingle for a business called MASTER BLASTER HAIR CARE. I took this picture in Cincinnati, Ohio

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stranger @strangerous.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Penny Allman-Payne calls on Labor to stop stalling and finally act on Robodebt RC recommendations, and extend payouts to all victims of Robodebt who were unfortunate to be left out of the recent class action settlement “The govt knows who they are” #auspol

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Ok that's 3 minutes, keep moving, got a lot of sad teens here.

Just 3 minutes with a mini horse or donkey improves teens' moods, study says

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Kym Chapple @kymtje.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

"The measures that will expand the use of what Australian Border Force calls field operations will inevitably lead to comparisons with ICE agents in the US." Bleakest timeline

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

A friend of mine works in AI and thinks bad things are about to happen. He sold his home and moved his family out the country. He said that if you own a home in a walkable San Francisco neighborhood near a taqueria with good veggie options, you should sell your home for super cheap right now.

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