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Cade @hurrbicanecader.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Somehow this feels the most Idiocracy-like of all the things

Cade @hurrbicanecader.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I simply must meet this man, I have so many questions for him. Many about this reply of his: “congrats on being trans, I’m black myself” ??????????????

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 17/09/2026

if i am elected, restaurants will be required to post their actual in-store menu on their website and not just a link to a delivery service. the menu may be in the annoying format of their choice but it should be descriptive and it should list what it actually costs to get a thing at the restaurant.

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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 16/09/2026

your honor, if it pleases the court, [i stand up but my leg kinda gets caught under the chair and i totally fucking beef it in front of the judge and he laughs at me and then i go to jail forever]

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

One nice thing about dropping out of the Ed Sheeran tour is that you’re presumably listening to less Ed Sheeran music

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Cade @hurrbicanecader.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

& so is the “white supremacy conversation” Will pass on both HAPPILY

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Reverie @augustreverie.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

This mountain of laundry isn’t going to fold itself. *lights match*

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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Thinking about this exchange today

A YouTube video for the Water Temple in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. The comments section has an exchange as detailed below. “@TheMrdangles16 • 11y ago:
i hate the water temple... too confusing :(“ “@KeithHalsell • 2y ago:
it's been 9 years, i hope you are doing great in life now.” “@TheMrdangles16 • 2y ago: it couldn't be going worse Keith.”

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Should Democrats allow Hasan Piker to compete in high school sports? I can only imagine Americans sitting in this line for crusts of bread say it’s the issue that is most important to them

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Cade @hurrbicanecader.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Toga folk going crazy for Kalshi

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Cade @hurrbicanecader.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

This isn’t enemies to lovers, it’s an angry love triangle with god

Post by @rejectness: Two lesbian nuns who hated each other get married after quitting convent. Francília Costa and Luiza Silvério tied the knot in an outdoor civil ceremony in 2025 after first meeting in a convent in 2019.
Caption: the real enemies to lovers

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Blair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

so we just have to feel emotions every day

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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 22/08/2026

the whole country feels like in a relationship when you realize it's toxic as shit and completely not working and you fucking hate that person, so you just sort of ignore everything and wait for your lease to be up to make any changes which is a really stupid way to go on a national level

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

welcome to my home, please sign here acknowledging that you have been warned to check the expiration dates

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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

When someone claims to be "a people person" I sometimes wonder whether or not they've met enough people

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

him: how’re you doing? me:

tina belcher from bob’s burgers in bed and saying “i’ll probably be sad for the rest of my life but besides that i’m good”

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Cade @hurrbicanecader.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Her inviting the gf is not the flex he thinks it is. Abusers have to hide their behavior around their future victims. Her: “Hey, bring another adult witness!!” Him: “lol no” & later “See! Look what a good guy I am!!!” Gross.

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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Tom Morello from Rage Against the Machine has it figured out. I couldn't agree more. Fuck fascism.

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 01/08/2026

[mr. brightside voice] my friggin’ back, it’s killing me

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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

christ if that’s not a metaphor for our times

reuters:

Sunken Nazi warships resurface as water levels drop
Scuttled German WW2 warships have reemerged from the Danube in drought-hit Europe.

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Cade @hurrbicanecader.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

The milk of the Baja plant 🤗

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Andrea Grimes @andreagrimes.com · 21/07/2026

Believing the government has a right to force people to bring every pregnancy to term or die trying is not a personal belief, it's a political position that is rooted in patriachal, white supremacist policy and history and religion. It's about patriarchal control and religious nationalism.

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 18/07/2026

he's a 10 but he says vice-a-versa

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Cade @hurrbicanecader.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

We should make this person fight a Disney Adult, for science.

A really, really dumb cybertruck, but it’s got a blue wrap on it with a HUGE scene from the Harry Potter movies (for reasons known only to god)

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 15/07/2026

Guess I'll just go ahead and change the date on today's to-do list

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anti-zionist dog 🇵🇸 @puppydoggaming.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious

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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

RIP Lindsey Graham. You taught me it was okay to be a coward whose only skill is debasing myself until death for a tiny, ultimately illusionary crumb of power.

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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Brooklyn craft beer packaging goes hard

Participation Trophy Brewing’s “it’s like nobody wants to impress Jody foster anymore” hazy IPA 🍺

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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

its so hard to convince people who got good grades that theyre stupid this is about bari weiss

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Cade @hurrbicanecader.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Finally! The thing NO ONE FUCKING ASKED FOR✨

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Pro-Choice North Carolina @prochoicenc.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

It's actually not surprising how many people travel to North Carolina to access #abortion care, because we are (even with all the medically unnecessary restrictions) still as island of access in the South. #AbortionIsHealthcare #AbortionBansKill www.northcarolinahealthnews.org/2026/03/30/n...

northcarolinahealthnews.org

With stricter laws across the Southeast, NC remains an access point for abortion care

Out-of-state patients got more than one-third of the abortions provided in North Carolina in 2025, as telehealth expands as a pathway to care.

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Cade @hurrbicanecader.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

I’m very fucking tired of men explaining that abortion is not reaaaally a big deal. Hundreds of women from states like Louisiana come to North Carolina DAILY for abortions. To have closet pro-lifers like this dipshit spout off about how their bodily autonomy isn’t important to him feels extra icky

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SwampLizard @swamplizard.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

future grandchild: like shit, from an ass? me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House

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Cade @hurrbicanecader.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

Fugly to the last man for sure, but truly, how do they manage to look 3 years old and 87 years old simultaneously?

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Gallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

next time the president disappears for a few days we should all say he's jacking off, so when he resurfaces instead of saying "im not dead actually" he has to say the other thing

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Cade @hurrbicanecader.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

“Do women and people with a uterus have value? Do they deserve human rights? Discuss.”

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