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Cade

@hurrbicanecader.bsky.social
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i know fucken everything about the coelacanth but can’t spell ‘exercise’. gimme reproductive and climate justice. Geospatial science 🌎

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Andy Woodruff @awoodruff.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Fun locator map in Montparnasse station, Paris. Turn the whole thing and the map spins to be oriented toward the way you’re facing.
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🎃👻🧙‍♀️ Vio the VVitch 🧙‍♀️👻🎃 @viothevvitch.myatproto.social · 08/10/2026
this is so fucking sad
Alvin Sng 0 @alvinsng My wife: Can you read our baby a book?
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Me: Icanjust play an audiobook from my phone.
My wife: But then it won't be in your voic e.
Me:| can train a voice model.
Parenting hits different when you workin Al.
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Cade @hurrbicanecader.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Not to diminish actual problems but
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Cade @hurrbicanecader.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Somehow this feels the most Idiocracy-like of all the things
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Cade @hurrbicanecader.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I simply must meet this man, I have so many questions for him. Many about this reply of his: “congrats on being trans, I’m black myself” ??????????????
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Cade @hurrbicanecader.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“Please don’t tell me what to name my potential future children. I have a long list of names I’ve been brainstorming for a while, I just wish courts would recognize a wider range of characters…but I will make sure my kids know what their REAL names are.”💀
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i’m going to become the joker
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 17/09/2026
if i am elected, restaurants will be required to post their actual in-store menu on their website and not just a link to a delivery service. the menu may be in the annoying format of their choice but it should be descriptive and it should list what it actually costs to get a thing at the restaurant.
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Cade @hurrbicanecader.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I just miss when I could read an article and only really have to vet the claims it made, not question if the publication, author, AND claims were all hallucinations of a planet-destroying unemployment machine
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Cade @hurrbicanecader.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
futurism.com/artificial-i...
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How Three Brothers Built an AI Slop Empire by Buying Legitimate News Sites and Turning Them Into Zombie Content Farms That They Say Get 50 Million Page Views per Month
Brown Brothers Media is a media empire raking in millions of clicks with AI, fake writers, and plagiarism.
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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 16/09/2026
your honor, if it pleases the court, [i stand up but my leg kinda gets caught under the chair and i totally fucking beef it in front of the judge and he laughs at me and then i go to jail forever]
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
One nice thing about dropping out of the Ed Sheeran tour is that you’re presumably listening to less Ed Sheeran music
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Cade @hurrbicanecader.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
& so is the “white supremacy conversation” Will pass on both HAPPILY
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Reverie @augustreverie.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
This mountain of laundry isn’t going to fold itself. *lights match*
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thinking about this exchange today
A YouTube video for the Water Temple in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. The comments section has an exchange as detailed below. “@TheMrdangles16 • 11y ago: 
i hate the water temple... too confusing :(“ “@KeithHalsell • 2y ago: 
it's been 9 years, i hope you are doing great in life now.” “@TheMrdangles16 • 2y ago: it couldn't be going worse Keith.”
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Cade @hurrbicanecader.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I would assume that’s a bank for toddlers, but it’s better, for sure!
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Cade @hurrbicanecader.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It’s the only viable option if you’re merging 5th National Bank and 3rd National Bank. Unless you wanted to name it ANYTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD so people don’t immediately think: “can’t believe they named a bank after the 3/5ths compromise” or “why not 1 & 2/3 bank”
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Should Democrats allow Hasan Piker to compete in high school sports? I can only imagine Americans sitting in this line for crusts of bread say it’s the issue that is most important to them
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Cade @hurrbicanecader.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
(Which s/b fucking illegal)
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Cade @hurrbicanecader.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Toga folk going crazy for Kalshi
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Cade @hurrbicanecader.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This isn’t enemies to lovers, it’s an angry love triangle with god
Post by @rejectness: Two lesbian nuns who hated each other get married after quitting convent. Francília Costa and Luiza Silvério tied the knot in an outdoor civil ceremony in 2025 after first meeting in a convent in 2019. 
Caption: the real enemies to lovers
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Blair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
so we just have to feel emotions every day
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 22/08/2026
the whole country feels like in a relationship when you realize it's toxic as shit and completely not working and you fucking hate that person, so you just sort of ignore everything and wait for your lease to be up to make any changes which is a really stupid way to go on a national level
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Cade @hurrbicanecader.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Julia Louis-Dreyfus: Not Bad
Alt: Julia Louis-Dreyfus in VEEP
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Josh V @bruiserchgo.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
OPINION
GUEST ESSAY
You Were In For a Dipshit lake As Soon As You Saw This Font
Feb. 23, 2026
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
welcome to my home, please sign here acknowledging that you have been warned to check the expiration dates
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Friday you guys
A rectangular cake inside a clear plastic container with a light blue frosting center and white rosette border. Written in black icing are the words “Congration you done it”
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
When someone claims to be "a people person" I sometimes wonder whether or not they've met enough people
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
him: how’re you doing? me:
tina belcher from bob’s burgers in bed and saying “i’ll probably be sad for the rest of my life but besides that i’m good”
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Cade @hurrbicanecader.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Her inviting the gf is not the flex he thinks it is. Abusers have to hide their behavior around their future victims. Her: “Hey, bring another adult witness!!” Him: “lol no” & later “See! Look what a good guy I am!!!” Gross.
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Tom Morello from Rage Against the Machine has it figured out. I couldn't agree more. Fuck fascism.
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 01/08/2026
[mr. brightside voice] my friggin’ back, it’s killing me
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
christ if that’s not a metaphor for our times
reuters: 

Sunken Nazi warships resurface as water levels drop
Scuttled German WW2 warships have reemerged from the Danube in drought-hit Europe.
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Cade @hurrbicanecader.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
god im tired
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 25/07/2026
That's right, snowflake, I'm a red-meat-eating coal-rolling manly MAGA man. My two biggest issues? I would have to say women's sports and upcoming remake of The Little Mermaid
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Cade @hurrbicanecader.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Unrelated Belgian techno anthem Pump Up the Jam
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Pump up the Jam
Alt: Pump up the Jam
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Cade @hurrbicanecader.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
@ me not dangling my participles and being accused of using ai
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Cade @hurrbicanecader.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
The milk of the Baja plant 🤗
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Andrea Grimes @andreagrimes.com · 21/07/2026
Believing the government has a right to force people to bring every pregnancy to term or die trying is not a personal belief, it's a political position that is rooted in patriachal, white supremacist policy and history and religion. It's about patriarchal control and religious nationalism.
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 18/07/2026
he's a 10 but he says vice-a-versa
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Cade @hurrbicanecader.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
We should make this person fight a Disney Adult, for science.
A really, really dumb cybertruck, but it’s got a blue wrap on it with a HUGE scene from the Harry Potter movies (for reasons known only to god)
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 15/07/2026
Guess I'll just go ahead and change the date on today's to-do list
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anti-zionist dog 🇵🇸 @puppydoggaming.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
RIP Lindsey Graham. You taught me it was okay to be a coward whose only skill is debasing myself until death for a tiny, ultimately illusionary crumb of power.
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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Brooklyn craft beer packaging goes hard
Participation Trophy Brewing’s “it’s like nobody wants to impress Jody foster anymore” hazy IPA 🍺
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