Reposted by human skeletonPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 30/09/2026Copilot, make people come to my pizzeria. Thank you Copilot 82428
human skeleton @humanskeleton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026RC Cola is called such because it STILL contains Real Cocaine, 000
Reposted by human skeletonlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 27/09/2026beast mode. movie mindset. beast mode. movie mindset. beast mode. movie m 21892
Reposted by human skeletonNovelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 26/09/2026KEEP HONKING but consider this... what if I am asleep, and you are part of my dream? If you wake me with your honks, what then would become of you? - Philip K. Dick, "Brain Days at the Honkatorium" 312421
Reposted by human skeletonCrab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026(Seeing a can of soda on the floor) Drinking a can of soda and watching Evil Dead is a peak cinematic experience. 0143
Reposted by human skeletonIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 24/09/2026Kind of feel like getting into bed and vanishing like old sick Yoda 5888
Reposted by human skeletonCrab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026My Machine is a machine that turns HUMAN FINGERS into Gold! 3312
Reposted by human skeletonjoe @shariauncle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I hate when I run into the Life Taker and he says some shit like 'Let us gamble in the biggest way' 1655
human skeleton @humanskeleton.bsky.social · 11/09/2026mitochondria is the trauma-house of the cell 000
Reposted by human skeletonmothcub @mothcub.bsky.social · 09/09/2026why are people acting like it's a crime for elizabeth holmes to have beautiful huge open eyes. You all sound jealous 527634
Reposted by human skeletonmichael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 06/09/2025ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes! MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes 3468691841
Reposted by human skeletonNurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026There’s a grinch in the matrix 59223
Reposted by human skeletondrilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 30/08/2026beautiful women named cvs pharmacy keep texting me 2047211040
Reposted by human skeletonJohn Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 26/08/2026And now we wait 312705424
Reposted by human skeletonjoyce’s monster 🎃 @joycelaurie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026if you are a gay icon STAY INSIDE!!! it’s DANGEROUS OUT HERE!!!!! 2450301044
Reposted by human skeletonjhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 25/08/2026it's wild to have watched brexit, thinking "surely no country could possibly own goal itself harder than this" only to watch america, with our typical brash oneupsmanship, show them just how badly one can fuck up their own life 882060
human skeleton @humanskeleton.bsky.social · 16/08/2026developing a new technique im calling “cruelty 2” 020
Reposted by human skeletongeorgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 07/01/2025Grandmother can only equip daggers or staves. 1014612
Reposted by human skeletonstuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 01/07/2025you have been visited by "Le Boulanger Quebecois" repost to receive his blessing 6646051836
Reposted by human skeletonMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Today marks a very special day in science fiction literature. May I present to you, "There Will Come Soft Rains" by Ray Bradbury: 18566126
human skeleton @humanskeleton.bsky.social · 27/07/2026in all of the odyssey discourse people are overlooking a vital fact: The Cyclops is portrayed by Mr. Noodle 110
Reposted by human skeletonrob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 26/07/2026imperiled once again by our nation's dirty, stupid farmers 217113
Reposted by human skeletonWaikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I think it's funny Musk is telling newspapers he doesn't want to go in the machine that turns cars into metal cubes. You're getting cubed bud. 731435
human skeleton @humanskeleton.bsky.social · 22/07/2026crowdfunding my historically accurate version of The Odyssey, which will break away from Hollywood Wokeness by FINALLY showing all of the dinners and gift-exchanges from the original text early responses praise it as “tedious“ and “way more dinner than you’d expect” 020
Reposted by human skeleton🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 08/07/2023grandpa has been diagnosed with "bitch madness" 112225
Reposted by human skeletonone note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 06/06/2024the fool: I would have to choose between looking at an image of Ray Wise feeding a squirrel and an image of Ray Wise giving a thumbs up the scholar: 110320
Reposted by human skeletonceej @ceej.online · 18/07/2026it's pretty clear that people who believe in "bush did 9/11"-style conspiracy theories have no experience with enterprise project management 1453155
Reposted by human skeletonlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 13/07/2026when i say he had "a life well lived" i don't just mean a lengthy career on stage and screen, nor a healthy relationship with an adoring public. i mean he got to be friends with laura dern 262954287
human skeleton @humanskeleton.bsky.social · 10/07/2026“The smize must flow.” - Tookie “mau’dib” De’La Crème, Frank Herbert’s Modelland 110
Reposted by human skeletondr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 08/07/2026no, you should not "do your own research." no you should not "challenge the narrative." watch 30 minutes of news sometimes and then hit the bowling alley. enough is fucking enough 652743
Reposted by human skeletonhaunts city marxist @butterfinger.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Who among us has not been defeated by too many Belgians on a summer night? 181
Reposted by human skeletonUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 05/07/2026I'm Gen X, child of Boomers, but actuality I was raised by TV. I was a latchkey kid, often home alone. I had my own key, I cooked my own food, the adults I knew were always hanging out at bars. They got to earn high wages from unskilled labor. They own homes that made them wealthy but did not share. 1520913
Reposted by human skeletonhuman skeleton @humanskeleton.bsky.social · 19/12/2025once i become a beautiful millionaire its over for you fools 011
Reposted by human skeletonmore mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 14/06/2026i just think it's so nice that new yorkers finally have something to all be united in posting about that's not subway flooding or snow. no precipitation in the mix at all. congrats!!! today new york city truly became concrete jungle where dreams are made of 225522
Reposted by human skeletonbakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 22/04/2026if i lived in popeye town and one day i saw a ropy little sailor punch a huge guy so hard his skeleton flew out of his mouth thats the only thing i would talk about for the rest of my life 263775706
Reposted by human skeletonceej @ceej.online · 11/06/2026it’s funny that donald trump falling asleep in front of you imbues a generational curse 760838
Reposted by human skeleton10,000 Motivated Rats @bombsfall.bsky.social · 04/06/2026man,static.klipy.comBlack White Feminism: Melancholy SmokeALT: Black White Feminism: Melancholy Smoke 6835158
