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jhanez jhobbes

@jhanez.bsky.social
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 2h
I hate sports pregame analysis, everyone just pointing out that if the good players play well the team will do well. thanks guys. now let me see the dodgers lose
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I yearn for the moment when I go to bed and realize that I didn't hear anything at all about AI that day
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
damn. rip phillies I guess
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
somehow every yankees fan they zoom in on is worse than the one before
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
switching over to the other game is quite the whiplash
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
go phils
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I really wish you could use the word bloviate as a noun like novitiate
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
can't believe that a consistently incurious poster thinks that philosophical knowledge is exhausted by what people do when high in their dorm rooms
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
the neat thing about one on one relationships with power differentials is that they are rarely a site for abuse and don't need any external monitoring
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I wonder how often other philosophers tell their friends and family to trust them on an important moral issue because they're a philosopher cause I do it plenty and it's funny every time
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
it's wild to have watched brexit, thinking "surely no country could possibly own goal itself harder than this" only to watch america, with our typical brash oneupsmanship, show them just how badly one can fuck up their own life
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
academic freedom is not necessarily a simple thing, but the claim that peer review and social pressures will keep bad research out is false and the claim that there are no ideas that should be excluded from academia depends on the first one being true so idk man maybe we should exclude some ideas
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
the most important single fact to know about AI is that I think it's wrong to use in like 70% of its most common use cases. the second most important single fact to know about AI is that I'm right.
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
it's actually pretty messed up that angular momentum is conserved
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
*piteous keening*
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I clearly need to keep up with the discipline's broadsheets more closely, I didn't realize conference flirting was such a critical topic
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
hooray
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
this is clearly rigged to make sure people want more 3rd place matches
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I know that this puts me in a tricky moral position but personally I feel that it is good when people who almost exclusively enact moral and political wrongdoing on society are no longer in a position to do so ever again
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
well. rip
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I hated the kalshi ad the most but this claude ad is really offering some competition
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
VAR is dumb and ABS is good because one eliminates a judgement call and one raises the stakes on judgement calls half the time
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
england avoids sanction for its illegal play because the refs do not see it you say
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
as a relatively new soccer watcher I appreciate england quietly demonstrating how to pass for 20 minutes
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
imagine if it were 3-2
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
lmao
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
glad to see we've finally arrived at the international competition stage of shaming everyone for failing to wear a hairshirt while watching a sport
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I am being negatively polarized against Harry Kane
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
ok these announcers are laying it on a bit thick
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
boooo
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I wonder if there's a way of quantifying the degree to which the NYT amplifying chris rufo specifically has led to a set of outcomes that the NYT editorial board claims to be against
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
has anyone been pointing out that this year is not actually the 250th anniversary of the founding of the united states, which was in 1789, or maybe 1787 or 1790 or 1791, but definitely not 1776
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
through a horse whitely
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
*desperately trying to be topical* so the iran war is like a team violently own-goaling itself over and over again as the referee and opposing team beg it to stop
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
elon musk may have a trillion fake dollars but I have tens of thousands of real upvotes
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
thats right
A quiz result showing that I am most closely aligned with the legalists such as Shang Yang and Han Feizi, who are btw the best
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I firmly believe I could've been a successful pundit if I just didn't care about things
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
looked into the fan reaction to the boys ending and became filled with piteous contempt
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
a law that requires every AI feature to ship with a big button that turns it off as soon as it launches would get me to vote for you
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I'm concerned about the feelings of AI artists the same way I'm concerned about the feelings of the present king of france
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cbass @stochasticbrainrot.com · 09/05/2026
tis the season
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
lotta people doomposting about the democrats but I think it's important to remember that they're an effective and powerful political party in the critical situation in which nobody at all, including their own voters, is opposing them on anything whatsoever, including on the question of what to do
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
had a "didn't do my homework" dream last night, except it was about my dissertation, which I did do (I double checked). nothing ever changes
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I assumed this was the case and still completed my degree. just another data point in the endless series of proofs that having generalized anxiety is better than not having it, for certain values of "better"
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
it's actually very clever of the republicans to further convince people that systemic racism doesn't exist by just being regular racist all the time
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
it's probably hard for most people to conceive of how little this broad repudiation by church authorities matters to vance, because most people hold at least one value principle
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
yeah. it's also worth thinking about the information environment that AI generates when you think about it with regard to the media. it matters even if you personally are less into the specific source of information that generates the environment people exist in
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
at bottom, human beings just want to be able to dick around a little on the weekends
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
do people from baltimore call it "b-more" or "b'more" because these city connect jerseys do not give off a good vibe
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I'm pretty sure I got within a few percent of the absolute minimum number of windshield wiper activations on that 3 hour rainy drive. how do I get this information into the hands of search committees
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