Reposted by MirandaClaire McNear @clairemcnear.bsky.social · 09/05/2025help I'm obsessed with the warring mother robins who unhappily share a nest 3328381006
Miranda @heyyymiranda.bsky.social · 10/05/202512:30 in the morning, making cheesy garlic bread, dancing to a video of a dude with a mullet doing a sax cover of a Taylor Swift song 030
Miranda @heyyymiranda.bsky.social · 09/05/2025Guy who sexually harassed me in high school just donated $20 to my dad’s gofundme. Definitely don’t have conflicting feelings about that. 010
Reposted by MirandaMicroplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 03/05/2025how are we supposed to believe this guy is an expert in friendship when he clearly doesn’t have any friends close enough to tell him that he looks like life coach for sex offenders 1113718455
Miranda @heyyymiranda.bsky.social · 04/05/2025Not quite Panic at the Disco, but definitely Deeply Uncomfortable at the Beachside Drum Circle 010
Miranda @heyyymiranda.bsky.social · 17/04/2025The world is on fire, but I started a medication that is actually helping me sleep for the first time in my life and my cats are snuggling me and the sun is shining through my window on my face 010
Reposted by MirandaChris Rifer @chrisrifer.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Everybody romanticizing about the heyday of American manufacturing needs to carefully listen to one (1) Bruce Springsteen song. 585177732352
Reposted by Miranda🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 19/03/2025"How are you" Me: 531684
Reposted by MirandaOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 08/04/2025i almost thought about maybe doing the thing i need to do today, please clap 1938263
Reposted by MirandaSpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 08/04/2025I’m going to a comedy club tonight (laughing at myself in the bathroom mirror) 29629
Reposted by MirandaBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 08/04/2025There’s a real link between AI writing and Silicon Valley meal replacement drinks and the entire fuckin swath of maximizing the human experience and it’s that they view pleasure as being unhelpful to life. I don’t want a drink that replaces a meal, I don’t want a book summary, I want to savor things 572421556
Reposted by MirandaPK @leftistbeard.bsky.social · 08/04/2025media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is talking to another man in an elevator and saying not great bob .ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man in an elevator and saying not great bob . 0355
Reposted by Mirandaash @ashhull.bsky.social · 07/04/2025How dare my life get too busy for bluesky. 610745
Miranda @heyyymiranda.bsky.social · 07/04/2025When it’s your birthday and mom makes you wear a stupid hat and pose for pictures when you just wanna eat your special treat and play with your new toy 030
Reposted by MirandaCats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 06/04/2025It's time to start reminding people: LILIES ARE DEADLY FOR CATS. The leaves, the petals, the stem, even drinking a bit of vase water or licking a few grains of pollen from their fur can cause fatal kidney failure. ⚠️ www.fda.gov/animal-veter... 186126535802
Reposted by Mirandadonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 07/04/2025I don’t need a “suspenseful TV show” or “economic disaster” to give me anxiety. I make my own from scratch! 110613
Reposted by MirandaJo Miles @jomiles.bsky.social · 31/03/2025It's also the day for my favorite meme! If this aging Klingon warrior can get it right, so can anyone. 120250836357
Miranda @heyyymiranda.bsky.social · 26/03/2025I’ve been stressed about being a bit behind at work this month, but I just reminded myself that at least I didn’t violate national security in a group chat and now I feel better 020
Reposted by Mirandaalias goes here @meanoldbitch.bsky.social · 24/03/2025[britney spears voice] oops, I texted the atlantic my war plans again 419824
Reposted by MirandaJay @jaycubed2k.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Idk man I'm just here to post stupid jokes as an outlet for depression 212631
Reposted by MirandaOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 20/03/2025I don’t like when doctors ask, “do you smoke cigarettes?” I don’t know, where am I? who am I with? was the cigarette free? is it a cold winter night outside a dimly lit bar? I need details. 261040113
Miranda @heyyymiranda.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Every time I see someone post about feeding something to Grok I misread it as Gronk. Like yeah, we should try feeding more stuff to that guy, I bet it'd be hilariousmedia.tenor.coma man wearing a white nfl shirt and a hatAlt: Rob “Gronk” Gronkowski wearing a white Nike shirt with really short sleeves and a dark colored hat looks into the camera and flexes a bicep while making a shocked/surprised expression 041
Miranda @heyyymiranda.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Sure it’s nearly 6am and I haven’t fallen asleep yet, but my least cuddly cat just let me lay down with her and even tilted her head towards me so I could smooch her perfect little forehead 🥺 Delilah appreciation post 040
Miranda @heyyymiranda.bsky.social · 14/03/2025Sitting in my front yard staring at the moon, crying, because my dad texted me back for the first time since his brain injury 020
Reposted by MirandaPumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Should I have a cup of tea or fire a nail gun into my temple? 1711521
Miranda @heyyymiranda.bsky.social · 12/03/2025They should make a pot that boils water instantly so I don’t need to worry about watching/not watching it 020
Reposted by MirandaYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 09/03/2025when i become deceased please have me yanked into the grave by that big vaudeville hook 410016
Miranda @heyyymiranda.bsky.social · 10/03/2025I took a silent book club restorative yoga class in my local bookstore today and it was everything I needed 010
Reposted by Mirandaceej @ceej.online · 08/03/2025it’s never more clear exactly how close you were to jack torranceing until you crack a window on that first fifty-degree day 7822118
Reposted by Mirandapixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Happy International Women’s Day to the most international woman of all: the woman trapped on the International Space Station 176194552105
Reposted by Mirandamore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 09/03/2025basically impossible to live in a cave these days without it becoming the Main Thing About You 761070
Reposted by MirandaJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 09/03/2025Happy International Ladies Night. 745440
Miranda @heyyymiranda.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Accidentally made eye contact with a middle aged construction worker as he shot a snot rocket. I feel like I invaded his privacy 000
Reposted by MirandaMemento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 07/03/2025I thought having a huge ass would make life easier, but let me tell you, it does not 211427
Miranda @heyyymiranda.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Totally love that my endometriosis symptoms have returned less than a year after my surgery. Definitely love that I spent about $4,000 for a few months of relief. This is so cool and fun. 000
Reposted by Mirandajourneyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 07/03/2025I found where they’re conserving you 6994171872
Reposted by Mirandadonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 04/03/2025We’re all just bags of goo and skin and hair and various song lyrics 727669
Reposted by MirandaYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 05/03/2025her: (angry) what is wrong with you me: (just as angry) you know i don’t know the answer to that 29520
Reposted by Miranda𝐦𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐤𝐨 & 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧 @quietblkgrl.blacksky.app · 04/03/2025I don’t want a weighted blanket I just want a lion to rest upon me. You heard me I need the weight of a lion to just lay itself on me. If I die I die. 5955
Miranda @heyyymiranda.bsky.social · 02/03/2025I’m at the age where I’m using the electric blanket for both warmth and for relief from my back pain 030
Reposted by Mirandasweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 26/02/2025howling like a banshee on the moors would fix me 819843
Reposted by MirandaIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 26/02/2025What if something good happened 42758156
Reposted by MirandaMaddie @madrigal.bsky.social · 26/02/2025we’ll have the football coach teach history ass generation 36312
Miranda @heyyymiranda.bsky.social · 26/02/2025Awhile back the teen boy some houses down asked if he could park on the cement pad behind my house since the alley doesn’t reach his place( I said sure because I haven’t been using it). Y’all, he cleaned the entire pad and today I saw him clearing fallen trees from mine and my neighbor’s back yards. 120
Miranda @heyyymiranda.bsky.social · 22/02/2025I don’t care if the lighting in a show/movie is *realistic* I just want to be able to see what’s going on 020
Miranda @heyyymiranda.bsky.social · 21/02/2025I hate when I agree to go to dinner with a friend only to later discover it’s a date. I need you to be direct when you ask me things because I will not pick up on the subtleties. 020