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Deus Hex Machina

@asterionhex.monster
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Hex. Aardvarkwizard. Gender: hesher. Prata med mig på svenska om du vill. They/he (hen!). Cats, metal, games, horror, bugs, Star Trek, playing bass, the band Ghost. Weird little guy. Vincent Price poster. Silver Spring MD! I make movies

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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 17h
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 10h
Are industrials the most millennial piercing. It might actually be labrets but more people had industrials
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 10h
Also my hair is really getting incredible thank you
Bathroom mirror selfie. My hair is good Same but my head turned to see more of my cool hair
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 10h
This is some play they’re doing at Ford’s Theater and every time I see these my ears just start hurting
Lamppost banner reading 38 days, 5 planes, one unforgettable story
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 10h
I’m mad at how good the BTS Oreos are
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 12h
Reading a YA horror novel that is potentially going to kill me (it’s got trans feelings)
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 13h
DOGG if i didn’t have tickets to a show in Baltimore this night I’d be here! Someone go to this please
Generally illegible metal band flyer manifestwarfare AS AUTUMN ARISES, SO DOES THE ANTICHRIST AND HIS NUKE YORK HORDES OF BLACK DEATH DESECRATION
FRIDAY OCTOBER 9 AT EL CARACOL CAFE
FLESHMASS (NYC)
PROFANE AMORCER (NYC)
HEKATAION (NYC)
DEMONIC ALTAR (DMV)
CRYPTORCHIDISM (DMV)
GRANDEUR (MD)
609 SILGO AVE, SILVER SPRING, MD
DOORS 7:30, NOISE 8:30
$20 AT THE DOOR
18+ ENTRY, 21+ TO DRINK
FLYER BY THE ALMIGHTY @esoterra_
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 14h
Man I had an extremely specific potato chip craving (Utz dill pickle) and every place by work that might have it is a deli that closed at 2pm or just straight up does not even carry Utz for some reason
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 16h
What’s funny is - I still haven’t heard the song the article is talking about - I don’t regularly listen to or actively seek out country, though I do enjoy some of it and adjacent genres like bluegrass even more - I HAVE heard something off of half the albums on this list lmao
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 18h
Oh maaan the listener-hosted bit on Liquid Metal today is a guy from Philadelphia doing just local bands and he’s starting with Heavy Temple hell yeah
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Meaig-Eldritch Rosaries 🏳️‍🌈🖤🩶🤍💜 @meaig.bsky.social · 20h
Attempted to draw without reference photo🤦🏻‍♀️
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 20h
This made me think “what was I listening to 25 years ago today” and I will say that I was almost 100% definitely listening to an album with a song on this chart (Toxicity) (absolutely the best available option here)
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 20h
MoCo and PG locals: water advisory, I’d guess not too long due to it’s actually a power issue (but Pepco who knows) anyway fyi, limit use to avoid a boil advisory www.wsscwater.com/news/2026/se...
wsscwater.com
Urgent Request – 8:45 a.m. Tuesday, September 29, 2026: Essential Water Use Only Issued for All WSSC Water Customers; Power Outage at Potomac Water Filtration Plant | WSSC Water
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 20h
Hi everyone it’s #5MinArt time and how about a SNAIL today? All mediums and skill levels welcome, post it here when you’re done if you want!
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 21h
This movie is so weird but so good. Like you can watch it with kids but it’s a legal thriller lmao. Excellent though
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 22h
Oh yeah I got some boots at faire!
My foot wearing a low (mid-calf) Sandlar boot in solid black with silver skull buttons
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 28/09/2026
Writing a Rolling Stone article where I mock everyone who hasn’t listened to the new Darkthrone album
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 28/09/2026
Tonight: pork carnitas tacos with pickled onion, cabbage, and salsa with black bean salad on the side
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 28/09/2026
HALLOWEEN MOVIE CHALLENGE: just open up the Tubi horror portal every day and scroll down until you hit something you haven’t seen. I’m doing it. Good luck 🫡
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 28/09/2026
man I hate getting marketing texts. I remember when you could use email as social communication and now it's mostly marketing stuff, now it's becoming texts
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 28/09/2026
well I'm sold
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 28/09/2026
I need some more albums with names like The Putrid Wind of Winter and Frozen Graves
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Meaig-Eldritch Rosaries 🏳️‍🌈🖤🩶🤍💜 @meaig.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My offering 😆
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m @mjjii.com · 28/09/2026
digital art. a small carton of milk with a beam of light coming out of it
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 28/09/2026
the answer is: suits as regular daily clothing that you casually get arrested in except Pacino, he was just 20 and Pacino
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Pumpkin hoop
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 28/09/2026
painting up my FREE RELISH signs for the protest
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026
Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.
wisn.com
Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport
Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 28/09/2026
Ok it’s #5MinArt time! Today let’s draw a BAR OF SOAP maybe a rectangle, maybe a fancy one shaped like a seashell that your aunt kept on the back of the toilet when you were a kid 🤷 post it here when you’re done if you want, all mediums and skill levels welcome!
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 28/09/2026
entering my "obsessed with sevenths" songwriting phase please stand by
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 28/09/2026
We were talking about this earlier with the Maryland flag. I’ve never lived in a state previously that really cared about the flag and here everyone has one in a crab shape on their car and on everything
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muad'dweeb🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @webway.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
after two days in the desert sun i couldn't think of good horse names after three days in the desert fun the best one that i had was 'james' but the horse didn't look like a james to me so the situation was the same
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 28/09/2026
I kind of want a cheeseburger and I’ve had so much food today but. Birthday
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 27/09/2026
I’m home and Boomer has figured out I was wearing wool on my head all day and is chewing on my hair
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 27/09/2026
Dogg we just passed a convoy on 50 that was going towards Annapolis that was six tour-type buses and had a police escort of about 15-20 vehicles?? We counted ten motorcycles alone
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 27/09/2026
A sign reading Rat Toss - Ye Olde Pestilence PitchThe Ghost Rats video
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 27/09/2026
A sign reading Rat Toss - Ye Olde Pestilence PitchThe Ghost Rats video
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 27/09/2026
It’s my birthday so we’re at the place where you can drink before noon and it’s normal
Me and Bex with tankards at the ren faire
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 27/09/2026
Both of the cassock belts I have are too big now and I’ve kind of got this one overlapped weird to fit. I am pretty sure I can take them in easily enough but I hadn’t thought about it to check
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 27/09/2026
It’s funny too because I listen to TONS of new music. I probably listen to, idk, 50-60 new albums a year? Maybe more? But 80% of those are rock and metal and 90% are on Bandcamp. I listen to the metal station on Sirius
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 27/09/2026
TIP: any headline about a dubious-sounding study followed by “has not been peer-reviewed” can safely be ignored
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 27/09/2026
I am annoyed that this is an offer on my Amex but I am also 100% going to use it (I have Opinions about pushing tap to pay)
WMATA - Tap to Pay
Spend $2 or more by tapping to pay, earn $2
back, up to 5 times (total of $10).
Expires 12/31/26
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 27/09/2026
Deeply wish I could show this to my dad who DEFINITELY had 20+ flashlights
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 27/09/2026
Rereading this spectacular article before going to see the king today web.archive.org/web/20240907...
web.archive.org
He’s been king of the Ren Fest for 22 years. The crown is weighing on him.
During the week Fred Nelson is an aging bureaucrat. And for nine glorious weekends a year he’s ruler of a fantasy land. The privilege comes with a price.
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 27/09/2026
Layering up to be outside all day in 60F and raining. Dressing as a priest with a GWAR longsleeve and these inverted cross leggings under
Leggings with an inverted cross on the legs, the long bar says Mishka in Russian and the short bar says death
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 27/09/2026
I can’t find the cowl for my monk robe so I guess I will wear my cassock
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 27/09/2026
I tried to decide between a bunch but just decided to go with the weirdo one
Crime Wave (1985) by John Paizs
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 27/09/2026
I need a John Margolies alt art deck
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