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Corey Atad @coreyatad.com · 8h
a giant.
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Eva Marie Saint, ‘North by Northwest’ Star, Dies at 102
Oscar-winning actress Eva Marie Saint, who starred in such memorable classic films as “On the Waterfront” and “North by Northwest,” has died.
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season of the bitch @m01r4.bsky.social · 6h
if you aren’t otherwise familiar, bobby kotick is the guy who drank an employee’s breast milk out of the office fridge.
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Tiffany Baxter - MCM London F-19 @tiffbaxter.bsky.social · 17h
Potentially the best bat I’ve ever drawn.
A wee ink drawing of a bat with a look of consternation on its face.
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 9h
Me: well, you’re a talkative little guy Cat: *translation* On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood! What was will be! What is will be no more! Now is the season of evil
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Hey this is Brian’s Dead @heythisisbrian.bsky.social · 8h
They’re still telling you to walk into the hotel with a printed copy of your resume and a photo of a 4th of July Ball in the Gold Room years before you were born that has mysteriously manifested an image of you in a suit as if that’d result in anything other than being told you need to apply online
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Hey this is Brian’s Dead @heythisisbrian.bsky.social · 8h
Boomers don’t understand how bullshit the job market was for them. They could get a cushy position in the hospitality industry with nothing but schoolteacher on the resume but we’d have to have murdered at least three of our families before they’d even interview us for the caretaker position.
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Mr. Buddy @alexfirer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Instead of Harry Potter everyone should read The Power Broker. And instead of going "which house am I in" go "how many parks would Robert Moses make for me given my race, class, and general personality"
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 14h
While I was struggling with protecting my mom's site from the bot swarm I kept asking everyone who is still in the industry how small sites who don't have a kid with a computer science degree survive and the answer was pretty much "they don't" and that's so grim
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zhinxy and 1 other @zhinxy.bsky.social · 23h
I have not watched this, but! Wild idea! You want grounded stories with dashing space knights? Try putting them with a non-powered archer friend, and have them drive around trying to find America in a time of change - Being space knights can underscore their distance from Earthly current events and
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Svetovid @svetovid.bsky.social · 21h
Well, that's a hell of a thing to leave next to a statue of Joan of Arc.😏
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oops all Matt @mrperki.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🎶 Gimme the knobs, boys, and free my soul 🎶 I wanna touch knobs on my car console, and twist away
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Hey this is Brian’s Dead @heythisisbrian.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Motherfuckers don’t understand how these days this is the mindset
Six panels of Absolute Batman where Batman picks up a rich dipshit kid who’s trying to cut him, forces on a life jacket, and drop kicks the little fucker into the Gotham River
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lolt64 @lolt64.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My satirical woodcut of your station in life has taken the parish by storm
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Maddy "Boo!" Hare @mbhare.eurosky.social · 04/10/2026
to the Joker, a "twisted" ankle is actually normal
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The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Gumby makes me mad because I feel like no matter what I do I will never approach it's level of haunting unease.
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The Ken In Yellow @kenlowery.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This morning I imagined a late night TV commercial for a compilation CD called "Wife Sounds"
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Hey this is Brian’s Dead @heythisisbrian.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/nets...
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Chewbacula @jason1749.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
just in time for them to "power" Marvel Unlimited!
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just found out that Matt Howarth died. One of the purest examples of the explosion of creativity that happened in American comics in the 1980s, his weird take on genre tropes was totally individual and uncommercial. RIP.
Cover of an issue of SAVAGE HENRY by Matt Howarth
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
chat is this good
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A customer just tried to use an employee discount code that ChatGPT gave her. I work at a high-end clothing store and clocked in to my manager telling me about the most unhinged interaction from yesterday. A woman walked in asking if she could use a 40% off code she got online. We don't have any sales running, so my manager looks at the screen and realizes ChatGPT straight up handed this woman a real employee's internal ID number.
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Hey this is Brian’s Dead @heythisisbrian.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The next question better have been “so how many suicides are you projecting will come?”
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A box of Sleepytime Tea; I've replaced the logo with the logo from 5-Hour Energy, but I've edited it to say 0-Hour Energy. There's an illustration of a bear wearing a nightgown and sleeping cap, sleeping in a chair in front of a fireplace.
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Alex Awoos @alex-awoos-backup.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I feel like more people should be talking about this part
Screenshot from the article that reads, The Stud, San Francisco's oldest gay bar, was only able to have its Meta pages restored because of the bars popularity among gay tech executives with connections to Meta
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Something AI is responsible for that doesn't get enough talk: How, when it scrapes a website to illegally steal everything on it, it uses up a ton of its bandwidth allotment, crashing it or racking up massive fees for site owners.
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izzy curse-trel @iznaut.com · 06/05/2025
pokémon npcs before they challenge you to a fight:
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Filbi (they/them) @filbi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
witches' coven but they're also a barbershop quartet
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Got CTE from Playing Peek a boo @doubledoinkrigged.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
19th century Ryan Grim: Based on the orderly nature of the stab wounds, “the ripper” is a highly inaccurate name. Its journalistic malpractice to not give “Jack” credit for minimizing suffering and killing painlessly 19th century Michael Tracey: I think these bitches alive 💯
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James Urbaniak @jamesurbaniak.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Smörhuvud (he/surprise me) @guncelawits.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“A computer cannot be held accountable, and that is its central value proposition.”
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Ben Johnson 🏺👻 @gamedesignerben.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When witches are cackling and telling you “Fire burn and cauldron bubble,” take a step back. Breathe. Those are normal things for fire and cauldrons to do. They’re trying to mess with you.
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Hey this is Brian’s Dead @heythisisbrian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🎶 While the requiem bells keep ringing / happy howlidays to you! 🎵
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Hey this is Brian’s Dead @heythisisbrian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🎵 It’s the howl-iday season / and Great Pumpkin is coming ‘round / Dead leaves and fog cover the ground / When ole Pumpkin finally arrives / He’ll be rising out the graveyard, rise (Rising out the graveyard, rise) 🎶
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Hey this is Brian’s Dead @heythisisbrian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I mean for a certain kind of dipshit, and by certain kind I mean the coworkers always laughing over what cool thing AI does now, this is very relatable.
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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Does he mean owned by the Saudis?
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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
[commercial for stones] are you tired of killing 2 birds with your bare fuckin hands
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chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
there are no worthwhile qualities of fraternities, full stop. when they're not busy raping women and defending their rapist members they abuse and kill new members for fun. colleges have proven they cannot be made safe or reformed. the only reasonable policy at this point is banning all of them.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Public Universal Fiend @acgodliman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Toot
A skeleton from a Danse Macabe image playing a trumpet, the toot from the trumpet is a black banner that says “October”
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Pé 🍺🧿 @forevernever.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's weird how the federal government is constantly being hacked after DOGE gutted the government's cybersecurity agencies.
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Zoje Stage @zojestage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hahahahaha!!!
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Ian Rasmussen @ianras.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What Some Folks Really Mean When They Claim to Have Never Heard Bronski Beat's Smalltown Boy
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The Ken In Yellow @kenlowery.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I see you're using this app the way you wanted to. Have you considered using it in a different way to validate our internal metrics? 🔘 Yes ⚫️ Ask again in 4 minutes
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Amy Kurzweil
instagram.com/amykurzweil
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Ben Sears @bensears.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Another new one Celebrate our most valuable marsupial, in both 4x6 and 8.5x11 sizes www.freebensears.com/product/opos...
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Opossum
6x4 or 8.5x11
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Dylan Macri, Cadhla182, Commissions Open @dylanmacri.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They don't love men they just hate women. It's not homosexual it's misogynistic. Even the "love" of all those figures is reliant on performance, not the man. If they stray from masculinity they're abandoned for someone else who lets them dwell in their power fantasy.
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Chihuahua thing
Comic about Basil the puppy saying; "Sometimes I get asked; "Basil, what the hell are you? Some kind of abhorrent abomination?" Close! I'm actually a Chihuahua mix!" with example pictures of Chihuahua mixes
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Batman: Danny Devito as The Penguin
Alt: Batman Returns: Danny Devito as The Penguin
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Nina Modaffari @ninamodaffari.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
absolutely no hatred towards teen fantasy but I heard someone once call titles that are like 'a crown of blank and blank' stories as 'A kraft of mac and cheese' and I cannot stop thinking about it
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