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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 3h

Lmfaoooooooooooo the people who work for this website are the softest bitches on the internet

I am blocked by Aaron Rodericks, Bluesky's head of Trust & Safety, a guy who likes barely-legal porn, who I have never interacted directly with

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 11h

I asked my 5yo if vegetables were healthy and he said "ew yuck" therefore we no longer need nutritionists

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 15h

I love Lanterns bc they are BOTH such assholes

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Alex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 19h

Me and my grunge friends would’ve killed A.I. with hammers I can tell you that much

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

My reaction to the latest Heated Rivalry knockoff announcement

Anakin: one's a figure skater and one plays hockey
Padme: and They're both dudes right?

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I am fixing SO many problems that really are for IT but profs keep coming to me bc I'm "nice" and "respond to emails"

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Oh shoot you guys I'm in all these professional organizations and I kinda just hang out and listen but it finally happened... I joined a Community of Practice and was THE ONLY anglophone

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Erin Grievances @erinbartram.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

would anyone from a non elite college like to write about this for Contingent because you know we would publish it

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Y'all burned down democracy bc you had to wear a mask in the grocery store for like 5 minutes

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The Salon National de l'Éducation is happening this week in Montréal this week and one of the exhibitors is... Kansas State? Like good on you Kansas State but I have some questions

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Writers, if you are against AI, do not put your writing into ANY tool that is itself AI. Not to check grammar, not to "prove" you wrote it yourself. Everything you give them becomes part of their data, even if it's only to "improve their service" or whatever BS they tell you.

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

OMG I am trying to generate a transcript for an instructional video that is in French and it bleeped out "en retard" bc it thought it was a slur and I don't know how to fix it Now the profs are gonna be like "the students were doing WHAT in class"

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

My college was the Big Rape Headline in/around 1996 and it's bumming me out how the name of the college and the frat changes but everything else stays the same

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Charter School Abolitionist 🇮🇷 @maniccage.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I've never felt more strongly about a RETVRN, but 𝐑 𝐄 𝐓 𝐕 𝐑 𝐍

Craigslist homepage screenshot. Lots of blue hyperlinks. No agentic AI.

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I say this all the time, but: what would it look like if Québec governed out of live instead of fear? If "protecting the French language" meant yes, making it the language of business and education, but also welcoming French-speaking immigrants who are your allies in that task?

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The most amazing part is if he could have just kept his mouth shut, he could have kept fooling people into thinking he was a genius and still made a bazillion dollars selling cars. But noooooo, he had to get into politics and now everyone knows what a big dumb racist transphobic loser he is

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I live in the house of exhaustion and just when I thought I was in the basement, I discovered there is trapdoor that goes down to a new level of exhaustion, kinda like in Barbarian

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I love her and want her to be President someday but MAN she might actually be able to do more if she knocks off Schumer

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Lady waiting in line behind me for the French test asked me (in French) where I was from and I said Philadelphia and then we exchanged "Go Birds" before we went back to speaking French

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

My son is getting to puberty age and I said "you're going to get hairy and smelly" and his response was "so... a squirrel"

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

This pull quote made me say WHUT in three different tones of voice

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Lol happy anniversary of the time I picked a fight with the rabbi in the Inquirer after he hyped up the Hebrew charter school and talked trash about his neighborhood public school

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Alright fam it's time to SHAKE A LEMON AT GOD 🌿🍋

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

My last comment on interview etiquette is when I first moved to NYC in my 20s, I was in full "fuck it, we ball" mode & if anyone asked where I saw myself in 5 years, I said "on my couch in my pajamas rolling around in my $ from the bestseller list but if that doesn't work out I will be in on Monday"

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Hey does anyone have one of those beer-crazystraw hats that I can borrow for a job interview

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

What on earth? Literally the last job I interviewed for mentioned that I could bring my own refillable water bottle and fill it at their dispenser IN THE INVITATION EMAIL lol

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Ok, question: I have a bathroom scale I have long since lost the user manual for. It has those sensors and a little number in the corner that is expressed as a percentage, but I have no idea what the number is. I'm pretty sure it's not body fat since it varies from 2% to 76%. Any ideas?

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

If everything could stop happening at once that would be great

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Is it bad that the thing I'm looking forward to most right now is "Nyquil"

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I love that francos will flirt with you just on principle. For example, did that super hot man who couldn't have been more than 27 have to wink at me while he held the door? Did he think I was cute? OF COURSE NOT I am a middle-aged mom. He did it bc they APPRECIATE WOMEN

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Professors keep sending me little messages about how interesting/useful they thought my training was and... they don't have to do that. They could say nothing. 🥹

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Extremely do not recommend the "do an evening event the night before you have to go to the remote campus early tomorrow" plan ☹️

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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Attention Philly Families! It is critical that we show Drexel and city government that our enthusiasm for the Academy of Natural Sciences is going strong! Bring your kids, friends, & neighbors down to the parkway on Saturday from 2-6pm. It's a kid-friendly rally to support the academy!

dinosaurs and bugs happily party together at the Save the Academy family rally. Saturday September 26, 2-6pm 1900 ben Franklin parkway, come dressed as your favorite dinosaur, insect, animal, or just yourself! There's a duck billed dino, a triceratops, a brachiosaurus, a pterodactyl, a millipede, dragonfly, and beetle!

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

UPDATE now I have lost enough weight that my clothes are too big but my Skinny Clothes are still too small, and I had to dress up bc I'm speaking at an event, so anyway that's why I'm dressed like the villain from Once Upon a Time

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Can't believe my son's first R-rated movie in a theater is gonna be... Godzilla Finally we find out where baby Godzillas come from!

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I *love* coming down with my kids' cold on the day that I have to give a faculty training AND speak at a public event (thankfully not Covid at least?)

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I THINK COVID VACCINES SHOULD STILL BE FREE IF YOU WORK IN A SCHOOL THIS IS SOME BULLSHIT QUÉBEC

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I have been married for 20 years to the straightest man on earth and my reaction to this was STILL "great more bisexual men for me"

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Wtf you guys, I log off for Yom Kippur and I come back and Lauren Bobert is bisexual?

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Wow I am really disappointed with some of the reactions to the Nikole Hannah Jones article that I'm seeing on here. No, you are not offering your kids as a "sacrifice" to send them to their regular neighborhood public school. EVERYONE ELSE is the one sacrificing OTHER PEOPLE'S KIDS

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

This is a sobering read. As someone who decided to send my (white) children to the segregated neighborhood school, there is always the tension between doing what's right and doing what's "best" for your child. I've found NHJ's work deeply meaningful as I have been on this voyage.

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

They could just say nothing. THEY COULD JUST SAY NOTHING! This will win you zero votes and just makes you look weak! Stop going out there and saying "well maybe our enemies have a point" and leaving your base wondering how many people you're willing to throw under the bus

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

My son and I are watching a news story about two dudes who are neighbors taking their ducks & chickens to the Farm Show and we are hollering like we're watching the Super Bowl WE WOULD DIE FOR THESE CHICKENS

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Accidentally called it a "char" in front of my other French tutor (Lyonnaise) instead of a "voiture" and she was like "WTF IS THAT"

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