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LRP: Hearing "Dave Matthews & Friends" in my head with the exact voice and cadence of "Ladies and gentlemen: Garfield, and friends!"

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Jess Nevins @jessnevins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This is cartoonishly evil, like something out of a silent film involving widows tied to railroad tracks by a Rudolph Rassendale knock-off.

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Straight up: As a woman in football, this sucks to listen to. This week in particular.

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Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Anyway we already reached the pinnacle of what computers can add to music through automated artistry, and it was Winamp. Bring it back you cowards

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David @crookedknight.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

This isn't even their original reporting, they just noticed it in that Time interview that's been floating around all day and we're all seeing it for the first time because nobody was going to make it that far into the transcript without hazard pay

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David @crookedknight.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Absolutely unassailable analysis here

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David @crookedknight.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I'm never going to forgive the Red Sox for signing Ranger Suarez away from us and then washing out of the postseason without having him throw a single pitch

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Mike Gianella @mikegianella.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

one beautiful thing about watching sports on this website together is the magical, shared common experience of realizing you all also want to kill that Liberty Bibberty thing with fire

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Mark Schofield @markschofield.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

He just breezed by a CVS he built

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Mark Schofield @markschofield.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Mike Tomlin is currently giving a tour of his boutique hotel in Minecraft, which has a multipurpose conference room and an appropriate number of public restroom and I’m losing MY MIND

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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

What a tremendous thing for Painter, whose season started absolutely miserably. How great for him. I’m going to go take a tranquilizer dart to the butt.

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David @crookedknight.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I have never said anything unkind in my life about Andrew Painter OR the ABS system

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David @crookedknight.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

FUCK small ball, more dingers

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David @crookedknight.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Every sports fan knows there's one divisional rival you all hate more, like the Cowboys in the NFC East

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DumpTruck 🍑 Decider Alice @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online · 30/09/2026

I hate sports. I hate them so much. The fucking worst thing to ever happen to me.

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David @crookedknight.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Is this an actual stereotype? Did his brain goo confuse Hispanics with cats?

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Robert Black @hurricanexyz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Also, "Nanni, History's First Hater" sounds so much like a Magic card name that I feel the need to design custom cards for them

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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 27/09/2026

If you feel bad about your football team, just remember the Browns are above .500, that'll make you feel even worse

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David @crookedknight.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I share a birthday with one of the best legal reporters in the business? That's neat.

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Come at me bro. I’m in Hell.

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dsarizzle @dsaraiya.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

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nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 28/09/2026

i suppose the diagnosis does not really do much for me. huge fan of the drugs though

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David @crookedknight.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

My dad and I are both roughly 5'5" and have never been especially athletic, but I'm in better shape now at 42 than he was in his "prime," plus I would fucking *love* to punch him right in the face and the feeling isn't mutual so I'd have the advantage there

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Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This Steve Kornacki election night schtick reimagined to prod people into last minute bets is among the most tiresome bits in NFL media

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David @crookedknight.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Ahahahahaha fuck you Dallas

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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

this was called pass interference against the Ravens

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Carolyn Petit @carolynmichelle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Hey, you and me both, okay? Take a number.

A Control Resonant screenshot showing the mysterious entity known as THE BOARD saying, “We are displeased/bored by your time management failures.”

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David @crookedknight.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Okay, our friends we're visiting today are Miami fans so this is actually heartwarming.

Philadelphia Eagles themed "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" garland

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David @crookedknight.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I can't even put up with social drinking for the sake of networking and women in SV are expected to do WHAT

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David @crookedknight.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

See, I don't need to wonder how this can be a hit song when I've never heard it, because I have achieved total enlightenment by not being aware of any #1 single from the last year* other than Christmas standards

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Jordan Starkweather ✨ @jackal27.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

You can’t even comprehend how important Eien ni Hen’s work is to the fan translation community. Romancing SaGa, Fire Emblem, Sakura Wars, Tear Ring Saga, Glory of Heracles, Dragon Force II, Dark Half, Beyond Oasis, Psi-O-Blade, Arabian Nights, and so much more. What a loss. Rest in peace.

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David @crookedknight.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"Do not, my friends, become addicted to lasagna. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence."

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David @crookedknight.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Well this is a fun way to kick off my birthday weekend.

Poster for a 40th anniversary screening of Little Shop of Horrors, hosted by Ellen Greene.

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Wing2J @wing2j.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

They all laughed at us when we said that the team was cursed by renaming Harry the K's after a fucking energy drink. WELL WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, FUCKOS?

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Pedro Pascal Happy Sad

Alt: Pedro Pascal Happy Sad

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SEGA SATURN, SHIRO! @segasaturnshiro.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Is there any harm in using AI to work on — or entirely create — projects for the Sega Saturn and elsewhere in the retro gaming scene? Yes, PandaMonium says in this opinion column, equating such work to digital asbestos: www.segasaturnshiro.com/2026/09/24/c... #sega #saturn #segasaturn #retrogaming

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Column: All A.I. Projects Are Digital Asbestos

The views expressed in this article do not necessarily represent the views of all SHIRO! Media Group contributors. The cost of modern day video game consoles and personal computers have skyrocketed…

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David @crookedknight.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It's weird that there isn't a TV police procedural based on the In Death series, right? Like, Roberts has been fine licensing out her books for adaptation and they sell a *shit-ton*

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