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Tales To Entomb

@talestoenrage.bsky.social
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Everyone suspects themselves of a distinguishing physical feature, and this is mine: I am probably the tallest person you know. He/Him

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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 1h
Cassie playing the role of the audience here.
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 1h
Can't believe I'd never thought of his Halloween name before.
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JoJo Seames @jojoseames.bsky.social · 17h
Supporter sketch request! This person asked me to draw my favorite droid from "Star Wars", and that would be the noble GNK power droid! I love you, gonk droid!!
A graphite sketch of a GNK power droid standing politely and saying "GONK" in a dialogue balloon.
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"I've outsourced all my FOMO to my LLM" does a lot to explain people asking these things to make picks for them.
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Anyone who sees this, and believes it's an invitation to actually talk about the individual parts instead of the repetition, can be safely disregarded.
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Batman buy crime going around again
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Nina Modaffari @ninamodaffari.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
absolutely no hatred towards teen fantasy but I heard someone once call titles that are like 'a crown of blank and blank' stories as 'A kraft of mac and cheese' and I cannot stop thinking about it
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Do I NEED to know how Noel "set the record straight" about Rona with Chrystal? No. Do i YEARN to know? Absolutely, yes.
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Here, the ghost is me. @highway62.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Putting this out there and hoping it has some memetic stickiness. Start calling it SI. Simulated Intelligence. That's all it is. It's trying to appear as such. Can't ever be. It'll also make the technerds really mad.
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The problem with this bubble talk isn’t just that the veneer of a monoculture started fraying in the 90s, it’s that the more people see others talk online, the more obvious it is that we all live in limited spheres of experience. And some people, quite frankly, handle that Very Badly.
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sometimes I think about how I watched most of (probably not all of) the Blackadder series and wonder why. I don't regret it, I thought they were mostly funny, but I couldn't give you a reason beyond "seemed worth a try."
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Did @daveexmachina.bsky.social play Ultima Online? I don't know, but here's a 4 hour+ video about it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=35SK...
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Ultima Online Retrospective | The Last Hurrah
YouTube video by Majuular
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Your every-so-often reminder that Steve Rogers should absolutely be a working artist doing commissions online, and someone should be brave enough to write and draw the story where he's casually informing other avengers of the fursonas they're commonly assigned.
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Man, we don't need to humor some jerk who watches GLENGARRY GLEN ROSS every night and says "Yes, coffee IS for closers" every time.
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
*pushes the latest Discourse off your timeline* Hey, you know what I want to talk about? Been reading a good book lately, has no relationship to any of the current BS, I recommend doing that sometimes if you're not already.
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
NYT released a 100 Best TV Shows of the 21st Century list, let's find something else to talk about instead of giving them our time and attention.
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I want a Bluesky update where you can tag your own posts with "old man yelling at cloud" so when you have your most banal "kids these days" takes, you can show you know it's basic and dumb before anyone else says it.
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War Rocket Ajax @warrocketajax.com · 25/09/2026
Tonight on the show, we're talking to @thekylestarks.bsky.social on the show about Louise Sparks Stole My Heart and whatever else comes up! Send us questions now!
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The best part of this is how much of Shannon's deal is opt-in, we don't see any indication that she cannot be refused/is blackmailing anyone. All of her marks just keep wanting to please her.
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Beethoven, Mozart and Traya of Orion: How the “Rule of Three” Demonstrates Unconscious Human Bias In Starfleet
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I wish I had a different video game news site than Kotaku (I ain't paying Aftermath for Grumpy Luke Editorials, thanks-also I suspect they would say they're not a news site), because every so often they say something that makes it clear both that writer and their editor is just assuming shit.
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I've never had a more WTF dream than last night, where my wife and I went to Japan to help a famous director do hybrid stage plays and movie shoots, and it ended with us learning we'd been mistakenly credited as directors on the last one's Academy Awards nomination (with my last name misspelled).
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
As a story, the NPR radio drama is flatout better.
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Seth Skorkowsky @sskorkowsky.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
D&D peaked with the wiener-biting face-stabbing scorpadillo. And check out that snake. That's fucking peak snaking, I dare say. Heroes wore mawashi, kitty-ear head bands, and NOTHING ELSE. No scabbards no belts no backpacks. Grognards long for the golden age. An ago of wiener-biting & kitty ears
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm ready for what they call a "heroic dose." *arches his eyebrow as he adds a second spoonful of fiber powder to his water*
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Brett White @brettwhite.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This took me so ... long ... But when a pun comes to you, you have to do it justice.
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BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I would like to order one paddle of sandwiches please
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
In completely unimportant news, I remain mildly annoyed that there is no Xenoblade Chronicles music in Nintendo Music.
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Hot Blooded Tough Guy Rusty Shackles @rustyshackles.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I think this is an interesting effect of graphical excellence being skewed toward in order to please the mass market. When they demand pore perfect graphics but don’t show up, you’re out a lot more money and with a forgettable product Tl;dr - I think about Jet Set Radio hourly
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm not saying this to put down the reviewer, but I just assume any overtly racist movie has a strange psychosexual undercurrent as a baseline, saves some time.
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Ing aka Tophat Artooning @ingforart.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
In other framing, they have ample money to help a variety of causes but choose instead to horde it until they need a pr hail mary
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Michael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Your Grandad Cyclops talks about his school days
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
When the apparel is rejecting its own wearer
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I don't think it's actionable or even intentional, but the new C. Viper costume for SF6 makes her look like Mary Jane Watson is doing a bikini spy movie.
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you see it? youtu.be/7y2dBhj8sOM?...
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Star Trek DS9 - Episode 119 - Duet... Gul Darheel / Aamin Marritza
YouTube video by Nathan Fisk (The Riddler)
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The second panel has the most magical part of all: how Rona looks when she lets wonder and joy enthrall her.
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My September so far:
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Anchorman: Boy, That Escalated Quickly Meme
ALT: Anchorman: Boy, That Escalated Quickly Meme
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Repeat after me, fellow cishet folks: I will not watch the HP show sincerely. I will not watch it ironically. I will not watch it on a free trial. I will not watch it on someone else's account. I will not watch it to mock it. I will not watch it on a pirate website. I will not watch it at all.
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
You know what a good recent song is that you could call country (though I'm not sure if it is)? Sierra Ferrell's "Fox Hunt." www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tk5...
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Sierra Ferrell - Fox Hunt (Official Video) from Trail of Flowers
YouTube video by Sierra Ferrell
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Ing aka Tophat Artooning @ingforart.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Chef Boyardamnit
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I think the fundamental reason Disney has never “figured out” the Muppets, beyond anything like “they hate joy and laughter,” is that the prime appeal is celebrity guests interacting with the cast, and that means surrendering some level of control they don’t want to.
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My only takeaway from That Day specifically now was watching the footage of the attacks and thinking to myself (but smartly not saying to others) "Well, guess our foreign policy chickens finally came home to roost."
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dom griffin @allnewdom.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I still need to raise $550 TODAY to keep this roof over our head for the next week until I get paid. Anything helps. Please share this if you see it if you can!
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
. @bycharlottefinn.bsky.social Opens Photoshop.
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My hot take on trans people in sports is pretty simple: the gender separation was created not out of any real concern for physiological differences between cishet men and women, but to protect the patriarchy by not letting women directly best men in sports. So let them play.
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
So the Tokyo Revengers guys are taking up one character slot instead of two in the latest Season Pass? I'm still not interested in them, but this is at least less of a problem than I expected.
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Metroid: Samus Is Just A Horror Movie Monster Now, Deal With it
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Oh, Shimmer's going to drive some Xenoblade fans feral, isn't she?
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Bayler-Lugosi @bustronaut.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Something doesn't line up in the Strange New Worlds continuity? Call that a TOS violation
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My only ST take for the anniversary is that Trek was at its best as a show when it was actually living up to its own ideals and being a collaborative work, rather than a top down structure like early TNG, TMP or STV.
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