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Ian Rasmussen

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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 1h
still attempting to be a weed edible person. ate 6 garlic knots and laughed until I cried at a hypothetical joke about "fashion weak" with no idea what the setup or even the punchline was. just imagining a frail creature ambling down a catwalk
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Chappell Ellison @chappelltracker.bsky.social · 8h
today's hardware designers could never conceive of what Kazuo Kawasaki was doing in 1996
A colorful retro computer setup featuring a purple keyboard, a small teal touchpad, and a teal circular CD-ROM drive with a matching keypad-style controller resting on top. The hardware is arranged against a dark background in a vivid purple-and-turquoise color scheme.
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Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa.bsky.social · 4h
oh sorry you don’t like STAR TREK?? just bc most of it is bad??? grow up
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 8h
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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Alex Zielinski @alexzee.bsky.social · 10h
When asked initially who they were most likely to vote for, 46% of voters chose Drazan and 44% named Kotek. An additional 3% picked Brett Smith, the lone third-party candidate in the race, and 8% were undecided.
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OPB poll shows Oregon governor’s race virtually deadlocked
The poll shows Republican state Sen. Christine Drazan with a slim lead over Democratic Gov. Tina Kotek, though it was within the survey’s margin of error.
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Ian Rasmussen @ianras.bsky.social · 8h
Imagine your vibes being so poor that you might lose as an incumbent dem in a year where even Iowa might have a shot at electing a Democrat for senate.
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 22h
this show became one of the biggest pop cultural phenomenons of the last 100 years.
kirk with sulu, who is holding a dog with an exospine and a little unicorn horn and antennae
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 23h
Reading about Socrates, apparently he was horrific to look at and was still having kids in his 60s. Unbelievable game. Imagine you're at the bar and a man who looks like a beluga whale hits you with "The only thing I know is I know nothing" and you're just powerless to resist
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Ian Rasmussen @ianras.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What Some Folks Really Mean When They Claim to Have Never Heard Bronski Beat's Smalltown Boy
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Ian Rasmussen @ianras.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every year you need to switch your booster from moderna to Pfizer and back so the 5g chips cancel each other out, it's basic science
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The effects of the gummy progressed as tonight’s Lanterns got weirder, thus i must declare it the greatest episode of television in history
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Ian Rasmussen @ianras.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Kelly MacDonald is so good in Lanterns it's going to get me to watch Boardwalk Empire again
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Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 24/09/2026
Respect isn't given. It's earned. By accumulating Respect Points. You can earn Respect Points by completing Side Stories or defeating monsters listed on the Job Board. Check the Almanack to see how many Respect Points you need to level up!
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 24/09/2026
This guy is FUCKED
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, black & white charcoal pencil.

Another featured piece from the Spooky Pants book.

A man in a sweater stands with his hands on his hips looking out of a large window with the curtains open. Things aren’t looking good outside, reader. A massive winged demon is emerging from the clouds as dozens of little ghosts and bone demons rip through the sky. On the ground below we see townsfolk running through the grass. Our man in the window is in no mood for this. He lets us know, “Oh, I am in no mood for this.” His dog looks out the window as well, wagging its tail. 

Fantasia (1940) inspired drawing. I think I could’ve gone a little heavier with the chaos outside but we’ll try again with fresh drawings this October. I like how the clouds turned out. Trying to balance my sloppy lines with more detail can be tricky but I think we achieved a good result.
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Slavoj Žižek has my dream job. I watched him speak in front of a crowd for 45 minutes uninterrupted about whatever he felt like while the host watched helplessly. when he finally finished she said "wise words" and he said "I HATE WISDOM" then started talking again
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Ian Rasmussen @ianras.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Trying to understand the accents on MobLand after several drinks feels like when the adults in the Peanuts are speaking
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this.
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The Democrats defend the Kennedy Center but not trans people.
A building.

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maybe because defending everything about a super small minority of the population is not worth losing to fascists
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Ian Rasmussen @ianras.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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Ian Rasmussen @ianras.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Finally an easy answer to that prompt, Game Changer but everyone is a muppet except Jacob Wysoki.
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Ian Rasmussen @ianras.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Slow Horses is consistently well regarded and is the only show post 2016 to put out more than 10 episodes a year, much to think about
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 12/09/2026
STOP2END Season is in full swing
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ballpoint pen on paper. A man in his PJs is tucked into his bed. He's upset because the bed has been lifted off the ground by a pack of small, mischievous creatures. We can only see 9 of them in the image but there are likely many more since they're all working together to lift the heavy bed frame. As the creatures run with the bed they chant, "hup hup hup hup hup hup hup hup hup." The man in the bed wants no part of this. "Put me down. No more hups," he says. It's unclear where they are going or what is happening. There is no punchline. There is little to no context. You're either with the hup team or you're out. Thank you for reading these.
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Ian Rasmussen @ianras.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Love love love an episode of Star Trek where an admiral goes rogue and gets taken down by their own hubris. Joe Morton is also always amazing.
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
a screen shot from the 2000 film in the mood for love by wong kar wai with the two costars maggie cheung and tony leung chiu wai standing in an alley just smouldering away
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Ian Rasmussen @ianras.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I've seen enough, joining my local DSA now
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Ian Rasmussen @ianras.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Brother, you've got even the JJ movies and you haven't seen a frame of DS9? Can I get a MGSV refund?
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
this is the kind of design costume designers make to tell you who are the bad guys in a space movie
Donald Trump posts an image on his Truth Social account. It shows a new uniform for US Space Force members, comprising of an all-black outfit with knee-high black leather boots, black cap, and minimalist looking suit.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
A man is vacuuming while trying to make conversation with someone in another room. He is thrilled with the turning radius of the machine. A voice from the other room yells, “What?” The vacuuming man yells back, “I said this puppy’s got serious turning radius.” It’s likely he’ll continue to repeat himself over the sound of the vacuum  Artist’s note: I’m always aiming for bold and sloppy line work. We achieved that here.
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Ian Rasmussen @ianras.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Too many gimmick episodes of Strange New Worlds. A good gimmick might instead be "a normal episode of Star Trek"
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
lowkey funniest bit in DS9 is where they go to the mirror universe and run into another vic fontaine, who is real there, rather than a hologram, and go “hey, aren’t you supposed to be a hologram?” and he’s like “what'do i know, pal? bada bing!” and then immediately gets shot.
Mirror Vic Fontaine on Deep Space 9 holding two phasers 🖖
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
no need to "solve" chess. just secretly hire someone to play for you and claim those are your victories.
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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I speak on behalf of the nation’s oafs, galoots, brutes, meatheads, lugs, gorillas, clods, and gormless lummoxes when I say we sincerely and without reserve disavow Mr John Fetterman.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Muji 0.5mm ballpoint pen on notebook paper. A poorly drawn donkey sits in the grass. The text reads “you have a secret admirer”
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 03/09/2026
That was response to
Another coyote just went viral in SoCal for being the first known coyote to capture a roadrunner. How does that make you feel?
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 02/09/2026
Matt from NTBTSTM
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Troy Johnson @_troyjohnson
You: "I'm only 35, I have my whole life ahead of me."
Vicki Vale: "Here comes the oldest BATMAN in the league. He's 32. A miracle." (The Original post was about sports broadcasters and players)
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Ian Rasmussen @ianras.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Now seated for Tony
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grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"Tiny Tim, who DESERVED to die,"
Gonzo in Muppet Christmas Carol delivering the line "And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die"
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
lmao
The trolley car problem with Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner. The trolley car defies the laws of physics and slams into Wile E. Coyote.
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Ian Rasmussen @ianras.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Funny background info in Silo where they are finally getting around to retrofit the Burnside bridge right before the world ends.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
A very grumpy man in a sweater is attempting to spend the afternoon indulging his bad mood while listening to music on his portable CD player. Unfortunately, his plans are ruined because the beat of the song is so good that it begins to improve his nasty attitude. The caption reads "Trying to brood but the beat is improving my mood." Artist's Note: I was thinking of the song Fantasy by Mariah Carey. Great beat.
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Kurt Busiek @kurtbusiek.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"For Batman and Robin are a superstitious and cowardly lot. So my disguise must be able to strike terror into their hearts. I must become a creature of the night. But what? What?"
Cover to DETECTIVE COMICS 304 by Sheldon Moldoff, 1962
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Ian Rasmussen @ianras.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Intrusive thought, but, do you think Jared Fogel is keeping the weight off in prison
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Ian Rasmussen @ianras.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
You have to respect the loony tunes 70 year commitment to thinking kids know who Peter Lorre is.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
An audience listens to a presentation about Gus Gus, the rotund mouse from the 1950 animated feature film Cinderella. The speaker shows a slide of Gus Gus with a massive stack of yellow corn kernels and states, “Gus Gus’ greed nearly results in his death. Next slide.” He is of course referencing the moment when Gus Gus attempts to load up on breakfast kernels despite the threat of Lucifer, the stepmother’s nasty cat. An earlier moment in the film shows Gus Gus struggling to get his share of corn from a pack of hungry chickens.
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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio) @kleinman.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Damn, dude. You're telling me that when you join a fascist movement you run the risk of having the state apparatus turned against you in a factional dispute? This is the first I'm hearing of this.
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