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Brian Brian Brian @heythisisbrian.bsky.social · 3h

Popcorn bucket of Oliver Reed’s Father Grandier like these other ones this weekend, right?

Plastic bust of Jason with the back of his masked head opened up and filled with popcorn

Plastic Jack Skellington skull with the Sandy Claws cap lifted to reveal popcorn

Four views of the demon from the recent Insidious, looking like a Spirit Halloween Darth Maul knockoff. The back of the head is flat, and it has a little compartment for popcorn

Oliver Reed in Ken Russell’s THE DEVILS, the light from an arched entryway framing his character’s head like a halo.

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Brian Brian Brian @heythisisbrian.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

How many runs did the Guardians score this series?

The number 23 in white-outlined black block lettering on a red basketball jersey

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Brian Brian Brian @heythisisbrian.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Motherfuckers don’t understand how these days this is the mindset

Six panels of Absolute Batman where Batman picks up a rich dipshit kid who’s trying to cut him, forces on a life jacket, and drop kicks the little fucker into the Gotham River

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Brian Brian Brian @heythisisbrian.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Best part of Newsom throwing trans people under the bus, weakening abortion rights, and handing the Ellisons CNN to make another Bari Weiss shitshow is that the voters for whom all that are positives would never vote for him because he’s from COMMIEFORNIA and HE DOESN’T LYNCH IMMIGRANTS ON SIGHT

Screenshot of a news story, headline OHIO REPUBLICANS DEMAND ANSWERS FROM NEWSOM AFTER FATAL CRASH and a photo of Representative Max Miller, who beats his wife and posts nude pictures of his toddler daughter, because that’s how moral the Republicans are.

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Brian Brian Brian @heythisisbrian.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

And then the high A Beloit Skycarp have their Eerie Wearies identity referring to a local haunted road, while the draft league West Virginia Black Bears have (of course) a Mothman uni. So what I’m saying is the Triple A teams need to pick up the slack!

Dark blue jersey for the Eerie Wearies, with teal piping and images around the waist depicting a spooky tree-lined moonlit road.

The Black Bears Mothman jersey, showing the man himself flying over a black and white photo of the stadium, with the team name in black and red

Three Black Bears players in the Mothman jerseys and white pants.

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Brian Brian Brian @heythisisbrian.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

The Double A Erie Seawolves only have Howl•oween once a year, but when they do they’ve used the soundtrack to the graveyard scene in the Haunted Mansion for their lineup announcements.

Promotional image for the Erie Seawolves Howl-o-ween game (from a prior year) showing their orange jerseys with a spiderweb pattern, back of the jersey numbers in green slime, and EERIE spelled out on the front with monsters a d Halloween decorations.

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Brian Brian Brian @heythisisbrian.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

This is your alert that the Cleveland Guardians low-A affiliate has in light of the cemetery across from their stadium rebranded to the Hill City Howlers. They have five new movie monster-inspired logos, a new werewolf mascot to go with the old hillcat, and play Werewolves of London when they win

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Brian Brian Brian @heythisisbrian.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Probably 24. Whatever allows Marvel and Sony to get to the cinematic equivalent of this trade dress first.

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Brian Brian Brian @heythisisbrian.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Every day I’m seeing content about this guy

Render of Abe, from the 90s video game Oddworld: Abe’s Odd-yssey

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Brian Brian Brian @heythisisbrian.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Revel in that 3rd place finish 96 years ago, trash!

A spacecraft that looks like a Belgian Waffle blows up the White House ID4 style.

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Brian Brian Brian @heythisisbrian.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

“…and Mitch McConnell, who DID die…”

Screenshot of Charles Dickens, author of A Christmas Carol, on a wintery England street set with his companion Rizzo

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Brian Brian Brian @heythisisbrian.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Seasonally-appropriate name on bsky activated

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Brian Brian Brian @heythisisbrian.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Go visit if you have a chance. It’s a former bank headquarters built in 1907 and the glass-domed rotunda is a treat. Here’s pictures from earlier this year when I decided it was important to document a bird had flown inside.

Small bird on the marbled floor of an urban grocery store, among white vinyl chairs.

Fisheye lens view of the interior of the rotunda Heinen’s grocery downtown currently is in.

View from below of the glass dome capping the rotunda

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Brian Brian Brian @heythisisbrian.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

At the reflecting pool, everything’s looking fine

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Brian Brian Brian @heythisisbrian.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Can’t believe they put in the paper that he got mad.

Screenshot of a LA Times article reading “In a subsequent Instagram post — which was also deleted — Gutierrez shared a screenshot that showed edits to his Wikipedia page, where he is described as a “sellout.” Gutierrez captioned his Instagram: “Whoever did this I thought it was really funny!””

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Brian Brian Brian @heythisisbrian.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

A Voice of God died today. RIP to Cleveland Guardians PA announcer Bob Tayek, a mainstay at the ballpark since the 99 season. Halfway through this video from the 24 season you can sort of hear the spice he’d put on José Ramírez’s name (the cheers overpower my phone’s microphone)

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Brian Brian Brian @heythisisbrian.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

“*What* just popped in there, Ray?”

Drs. Raymond Stantz and Peter Venkman have a discussion regarding intrusive thoughts on top a roof.

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Brian Brian Brian @heythisisbrian.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

I can never not read this without hearing the full song. 🎵Born on mountaintop raised in a cave Truckin’ and fuckin’ is all that he crave Didn’t get a fig so he cursed himself a tree Resurrected a bear when he was only three Jesus! Jesus Christ! He was a guy who was here. 🎵

Two panels of a comic that fundamentalist dickhead Jack Tom Chick signed as his own when it was fellow asshole Fred Carter who actually drew them, because Chick is the Bob Kane of comic book artists, where the blasphemous version of Jesus Protestants see themselves in has his speech bubbles changed to read “born on a mountaintop Raised in a cave, trucking and fucking is all that I Crave”

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Brian Brian Brian @heythisisbrian.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Using this as an excuse to post that when they remake Doctor Who as an American teevee show the Fifth Dr. Who’s outfit should look like this:

Photo of a man ascending a baseball stadium aisle whilst wearing an off-white knit sweater with red threads mimicking those of a baseball going around the torso and shoulders. The field and part of the diamond looms in the background. He’s wearing this sweater over a collared shirt and light blue jeans and is carrying, of course, a green bag of in-shell peanuts.

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Brian Brian Brian @heythisisbrian.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Recap of the home opener between the Guardians and the Cubs today

The eyes of a Sugardale Dollar Dog mascot appear in the rear view mirror

The Chicago Cubs mascot in the backseat, shocked!

It appears that Cleveland’s own Slider and Ketchup have the upper hand in the end this Good Friday.

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Brian Brian Brian @heythisisbrian.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Hell yeah man, that’s the stuff. Good job, robot.

Two columns of image search results for “fat bumblebees” including one that reads in all caps I LOVE A FAT BEE

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Brian Brian Brian @heythisisbrian.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

“LOOK AT THIS MOTHERFUCKER TRYING TO PRETEND HE DOESN’T FULL WELL KNOW THOSE CHARACTERS NAMES ARE HOPPER AND FLICK, RESPECTIVELY! FOR WHAT, DISNEY ADULT? HOW MANY TIMES DID YOU SEE THAT AS A KID?”

A mannequin in the foreground cringes while another in the back points and laughs. One of the more harrowing twilight zone episodes.

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Brian Brian Brian @heythisisbrian.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

“Stay the fuck in the closet, partner.”

Screenshot of Woody from that one “It Gets Better” ad

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