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Happiest in the mountains. He/him.

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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
VOTE NO on Pro 75 (the 'TAX DRACULA' bill.) If we try to tax Dracula, he will simply move away to Texas.
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Scary Cremastericle @yourpaljohn.bsky.social · 14h
We have created the sneering visage upon a trunk and two vast legs in the desert from the poem "dont build a vast statue with a sneering visage as a testament to man's hubris"
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Elreka|BB 🏳️‍⚧️🌵🐴🇨🇦🇩🇰🇬🇱🇮🇷🇲🇽🇵🇸🇺🇦🇻🇪 @2puru2partisan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yet another example of the AmeriKKKan neocolonial empire capturing the the capital of burgeoning nations in the global south
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 05/10/2026
no....no!!!!!
lowly worm is now driving the trolley problem trolley :(
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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
RANKED. COMPETITIVE. POOPING.
Royal Highland Show sign that says “Toilets For Competition use only”
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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
moby dick the sperm whale with a speech bubble
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Analysts say you can expect the hearty and toothsome bean to take center stage in fall meals
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you ever wondered why visible light is those particular wavelengths, it's because life evolved to see in the narrow range where water is transparent
Diagram of absorption of emf by water. There's a gap right that dips in the 500 nm range
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Harrison @harrisonk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is a misleading statistic because $190 billion of this is owed by MRIs Georg.
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Urban Futurist Democrat @urbfuturistdem.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"She had researched raw milk"
Chainsawsuit.com, webcomic with simple figures but a little more than stick figures, rounded off.
Generic person at computer: "i've heard the rhetoric from both sides... time to do my _own_ research on the real truth"
Google result: "Literally the first link that agrees with what you already believe"
Person looks surprised; dramatically lowers sunglasses suddenly on his face. "...jackpot"
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Harrison @harrisonk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Accurate description of VA benefits
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𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕒𝕧𝕚 ⓘ Rude 🐈 @lucavi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It is too late, I have already depicted myself as the άνθρωπος ίσχυρός and you as the άνθρωπος παρθένος 🫵
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Three panel comic. An upset young woman sits at an outdoor cafe table. She says earnestly to her boyfriend, “it’s like you don’t even listen to me anymore…” Panel 2: Her boyfriend, sitting across from her at the table, is making a strained, distracted expression. He says, “babe, I’m sorry— I just—“ Panel 3: he continues, “there is something so insane behind you right now. Behind his annoyed-looking girlfriend, there is a monkey in sunglasses and a backwards cap sitting side-saddle on a parked motorbike.
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Ed @notdred.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Any doctor who signs up for executions is by definition a fucking psychopath and so it shouldn’t be surprising that he’s also an incompetent buffoon
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tbf it also exists to subject men to ritualized abuse in order to irreparably bond them to each other so that they won’t blow the whistle on all the raping
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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
picard in the darmok episode with speech bubble
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Harrison @harrisonk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tom Tomorrow? More like Tom Yesterday!
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Katy // Genderpunk 2026 @katysaint.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Is this A BIG SPOOKY SNAKE? We asked 100 birds.
A moth larva that can mimic the look of a snake to ward off predators
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Harrison @harrisonk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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Harrison @harrisonk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wait a minute...
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doom boy @doomboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
hilarious and insane article. full of the sorts of people you meet all the time in left activism, who combine neuroticism and narcissism to bring down any institution they're allowed into.
bostonglobe.com
A Western Mass. lesbian bar required KN-95 masks. When it changed the rules, all hell broke loose. - The Boston Globe
Last Ditch Bar in Greenfield wanted to build community. They got a firestorm instead.
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Harrison @harrisonk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is now the entire economy
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ceej @ceej.online · 22/09/2026
I have a solid relationship with the motion-detecting soap dispenser at work that squirts soap on my sleeve whenever I wash my hands. We are working through our issues and committed to a strong future based on mutual trust
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got
Horse pin with an illustration of a horse and the following text:
"Give a man a horse he'll eat in a day, teach a man to horse. and make him drinks water."
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
i wouldn't even mind that they put a gun in space if they'd stop sending push notifications every time it's pointed at me
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Harrison @harrisonk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Keep honking, I am blind and navigate by echolocation alone.
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Hakeem Jefferson @hakeemjefferson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Nikole Hannah-Jones w/ a sobering follow-up on her decision yrs ago to enroll her daughter in a poor, majority-Black public school rather than a wealthier, whiter private school. You leave heartbroken for the kids being failed by this grossly unequal system. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/20/m...
nytimes.com
In Fighting for Every Black Child, Did I Betray My Own? (Gift Article)
A decade ago, I made a decision about my daughter’s education that I hoped would challenge New York City’s separate and unequal school system. Now 16, she thinks I made the wrong choice.
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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My enemies are amassing on the outskirts of town. Probably to apologise for their grievous misconduct
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An Unofficial Hugo Book Club Blog @hugobookclub.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Comic strip showing a stand-up comedian under the title "The Ones Who Bomb In Omegas"

He is saying "Hooboy, I should not have brought up the child. This is a tough room, but not the worst room in the city. Am I right?"
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 28/05/2024
normal poster: posting is fun poster's madnes: posting is important poster's rabies: posting is the only thing that's important
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I agree that seppuku was the only way for Ed Sheeran to redeem himself but I feel bad for the audience at his concert who had to see that. Many of them will be traumatised for life
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Harrison @harrisonk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
When my DNR order is once again blatantly ignored.
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Harrison @harrisonk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What if there was an opioid that was just for the fellas?
en.wikipedia.org
Brorphine - Wikipedia
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the much more disturbing "reverse pagliacci" where a clown tells you you should go see a doctor
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it’s time to give Ms Rachel a gundam
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
That’s right Senator McConnell is back and ready to work! His skin is here and it’s filled with an entity that is also him just like the rest of us hard working Americans. Do not use flash photography please.
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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm back and I'm here to tell you that dates and times are no laughing matter on here. Please use them responsibly!
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Cristian Ramirez @cristianramirez.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Taylor doing the bit, but sincerely
Screen shot of a social media interaction. 
OP: Can't wait to gamble today. Literally shaking. That's called dedication.
7:29 AM • 30 Nov 22

Replying to @sloprules
That's called an addiction
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OP: Buddy, I've been gambling everyday for 20+ years. It's all I think about and I still haven't gotten addicted so doubt it's happening.
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Harrison @harrisonk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Anti-science is when you tell me to stop doing something I want to do. The more I want to do it, the more anti-science it is.
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Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
tobacco companies keep inventing "cigarettes for children" and i think they probably won't stop doing that until the courts start issuing the death penalty for their CEOs
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Harrison @harrisonk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Netflix: At long last, we have created the Stanford Prison Experiment from classic medical ethics paper "Don't Perform The Stanford Prison Experiment."
variety.com
Netflix Sets ‘New Stanford Prison Experiment’ Unscripted Series for October Release (EXCLUSIVE)
Netflix has commissioned an unscripted series based on the notorious Stanford Prison Experiment, Variety has learned exclusively.
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Harrison @harrisonk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The laws of our country hold that a 29 year old is less capable of the work of a Senator than...whatever this is.
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
the greatest president on climate change in history and all y’all do is complain
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Anung Un Drama @space-ghost.com · 14/09/2026
“I'm not going to lie Gohan when you told me your father went around the world collecting dragon balls I automatically thought he was a heroin addict. A drug user Gohan. Chasing the dragon is what they call it."
A little boy with a bowl cut stands next to a large man with red hair and a red shirt. They are both of a different animation style. The little boy is Gohan from Dragon Ball Z. The large man is Coach McGuirk from Home Movies.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
need $500 quick... orthodontic chiropractor says if i don't get corrective kicks in the mouth ASAP my teeth are.. i dunno, fucked i guess. wasn't fully paying attention but she demonstrated on a dummy and her kicks look like, REALLY good. for tooth alignment or whatever she said. like insanely good
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Harrison @harrisonk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It's when neutrophils start showing up to DSA meetings.
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A Sovereign Citizen In King Arthur's Court
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