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Cristian Ramirez

@cristianramirez.bsky.social
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That one guy from Cracked, Small Beans, and Gamefully Unemployed. Usually depressed, rarely funny. www.cracked.com/members/ramirez421 ko-fi.com/jcristianramirez

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Cristian Ramirez @cristianramirez.bsky.social · 9h
Fuck Gavin Newsom
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 20h
apnews.com
Newsom vetoes measure that would have penalized the use of smart glasses to secretly record people
California Gov. Gavin Newsom has vetoed a bill that would have penalized people for using smart glasses to record people without their permission in changing rooms, doctor’s offices and other spaces p...
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Cristian Ramirez @cristianramirez.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We’re finally gonna get Ant Man going up Doom’s ass before turning giant, and I’m here for it
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Cristian Ramirez @cristianramirez.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My “centaur that lost his back half somewhere” theory remains undefeated
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
How to win in November
Trans rights are human rights and abolish ICE
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Cristian Ramirez @cristianramirez.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Slapping the shit out of my new tattoo because that pain is less bothersome than the itch of healing under the second skin
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
An illustration designed like a retro instructional guide titled "HOW TO IMPROVE "CONVERSATIONS" WITH RACISTS: A STEP-BY-STEP GUIDE (SPECIAL EDITION)". Step 1 shows a person in a green shirt hugging a member of the Ku Klux Klan in full white robes, and Step 2 shows the person suplexing the Klansman head-first onto the ground.
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Joey Clift @joeytainment.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m going on a national book tour! Come hang, meet me in person, support local bookstores and have me sign your copy of my Native history comedy book We’ve Been Here The Whole Time! A Not So Sacred Guide to All Things Native America this October - November! Details in this thread! 👇👇
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Starline Hodge @starline.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
New art vlog is up! youtu.be/r2xBlQBbc9I
youtu.be
New Sticker Designs! September Club Process & Shop Update
YouTube video by Starline Hodge
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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Cristian Ramirez @cristianramirez.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Don’t think I’d trust his opinion on anything considering the way he lost the gun control debate
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Cristian Ramirez @cristianramirez.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don’t really believe the ai are just doing this without direction, but if you want to argue that they are, then they are no more than malware, and the companies making them should be legally responsible for any damages.
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Cristian Ramirez @cristianramirez.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Transphobe siding with famous champion of women’s rights… Genghis Khan(?) on issues of gender. Surely this idea is completely unproblematic. Now let me take a big sip of coffee while I crack open even a single history book…
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Cristian Ramirez @cristianramirez.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I haven’t used anything Meta since 2016, but this would be another last straw for me.
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Cristian Ramirez @cristianramirez.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Something post-Trump the US needs to do both because it’s right and to better its standing internationally will be abolishing ICE, and prosecuting everyone involved in their crimes.
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Le Monde in English @english.lemonde.fr · 25/09/2026
Amnesty International calls for ICE to be abolished
lemonde.fr
Amnesty International calls for ICE to be abolished
In a report titled 'We Had Whistles, They Had Guns,' the NGO documents widespread human rights violations committed by ICE in the United States.
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Jane Espenson @janeespenson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It looks like the link to donate to the Imagination Library today on DollyDay is donate.imaginationlibrary.com
donate.imaginationlibrary.com
Home
Make a donation and support Dolly Parton's Imagination Library in communities around the world and help put more books into the hands of more children.
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Cristian Ramirez @cristianramirez.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Old people are so weird about the random rules they make up and then pretend are obvious
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Cristian Ramirez @cristianramirez.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me (40) walking to class on the first day of the new school year.
John Travolta with a bowl cut in a Hawaiian shirt and plaid shorts wearing a backpack in a still from The Fanatic
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Cristian Ramirez @cristianramirez.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Welcome Comrade… Canseco?
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Cristian Ramirez @cristianramirez.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dumbest Motherfucker on Earth that is taking it super seriously but keeps derailing the conversation and wasting their time by trying to be helpful.
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Cristian Ramirez @cristianramirez.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bold move from the head of the gestapo
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Tom Walsh @tewalsh340.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The movie is called "You Can See EVERYTHING."
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Cristian Ramirez @cristianramirez.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me (40) walking to class on the first day of the new school year.
John Travolta with a bowl cut in a Hawaiian shirt and plaid shorts wearing a backpack in a still from The Fanatic
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Cristian Ramirez @cristianramirez.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Goddammit, now I have to go listen to Thrift Shop again
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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Tired of inventing the bus, tech bros have now invented Crime.
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Innocent🕷Abroad @jjgass.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I guess we know his position on the Fugitive Slave Act
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United Videogame Workers-CWA @videogameworkers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That's cool. I'm sure all the BitReactor devs that were furloughed weeks before launch are gonna see some of that $50 million... right? Residuals are standard in other creative industries. If the people who actually made the game got their share of the profits, we wouldn't be in this mess.
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✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
Bisexual Day of Visibility? ❌ Bisexual Day of Vengeance? ✅
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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Are you in Los Angeles? Do you want a practically new Peloton? I’ll give it to you for $500 to achieve my dream of taking my grandma to kbbq. But my peloton.
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Cristian Ramirez @cristianramirez.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
These people are horrific bigots, but it is also deeply funny to imagine the intern having to do a bunch of furry research for this stupid fucking presentation.
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Cristian Ramirez @cristianramirez.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Welp, SOME social media person is losing their job today
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 22/09/2026
hello i am writing about the history of the Diplomacy game Slobbovia that was played by mail in the 70s and 80s, if you were involved please send me a DM because i'd love to chat!
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Cristian Ramirez @cristianramirez.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Just saying that if my kid was a fan of multiple sex offenders, I probably wouldn’t be fucking podcasting about it.
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Mika Fae Queen of Night 🏳️‍⚧️ @msmaxwellmusic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
They openly call us slurs. They openly call us slurs. THEY OPENLY CALL US SLURS. and the dems do nothing about it.
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Daniel Dockery @dandock.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I AM THE NIGHT has been out for three weeks and I've really enjoyed seeing so many friends, peers and total strangers dive into it. If you haven't yet, here are a few of my favorite sections:
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Fascist Dem Tracker @fascistdemtracker.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Just also want to note that trans people and advocates for the unhoused have told people for years that Gavin Newsom is trash. If this is what makes people realize how awful he is, great, but I really hope this is also a wake-up call to listen the first time someone tells you who they really are.
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Cristian Ramirez @cristianramirez.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Just saying that if my kid was a fan of multiple sex offenders, I probably wouldn’t be fucking podcasting about it.
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Cristian Ramirez @cristianramirez.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I just need every sitting Dem to see how incredibly popular impeachment would be among their voters. It’s such a fucking slam dunk that it’s malpractice not to, ESPECIALLY if they somehow win both bodies of Congress this year.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Gavin Newsome has said his son is a fan of Charlie Kirk Andrew Tate and now Clavicular. You should probably stop running for office and spend time with your son
Gavin Newsome my son was very proud of me he's very familiar with Clavicular
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Cristian Ramirez @cristianramirez.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Xable by Fbox
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Starbucks Workers United @sbworkersunited.org · 21/09/2026
It's official: Starbucks is gutting DEI policies company-wide to curry favor with Florida politicians as our union's call for a boycott grows. Vote with your dollar. BOYCOTT STARBUCKS.
Fox News headline: Starbucks agrees to DEI overhaul after blockbuster Florida legal showdown. The coffee giant will pay $1M and submit annual compliance certifications for four years under the agreement
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Cristian Ramirez @cristianramirez.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
As someone that actually has fought in a war, it’s so cute that these boys pretend that making content is in the same category. He’s 100% the guy that tells you his “I would’ve joined if…” when he finds out you’re a vet, lol
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Cristian Ramirez @cristianramirez.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A good videogame adaptation doesn’t mean something that’s just recreating the aesthetics or plot of the game. Sometimes a good adaptation is simply a good movie that gives you a lot of the same feelings as playing the game, and Resident Evil does that exceptionally.
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the most typical @jazzpomegranate.com · 20/09/2026
i'm honestly surprised that dems are running mealy mouthed "i don't think boys should play girls sports" when the play is obviously "my opponent is obsessed with your children's genitals"
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AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
sherman, for the love of god!
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The Bi of Hormuz @joshstein.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It turns out “send Abuela to alligator Alcatraz” is not a popular policy.
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steviebaby🫡 @steviebaby.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
what if people did this but for trans kids in their community
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