Reposted by Harald van DijkBethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Looking over my contract for a skincare company: “This says emollients and I think you meant emoluments.” Them: “that’s no mistake, if you don’t like it here’s your E45” 37514 0
Harald van Dijk @harald.gigawatt.nl · 21/08/2026Yeah I've seen the groundbreaking movie where a leading man plays two different brothers 030 0
Reposted by Harald van DijkDominix @dominix.bsky.social · 20/07/2026King Charles told me the public keeps eating his prime ministers so l asked how many prime ministers he has and he said he just goes to the parliament and gets a new prime minister afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding prime ministers to the public and then his son started crying. 51182256 0
Harald van Dijk @harald.gigawatt.nl · 17/07/2026I started to write a joke about Theseus but I lost the thread 071 0
Reposted by Harald van Dijkoliver levy @helicule.bsky.social · 11/07/2026You think you know a channel. 13691157 0
Reposted by Harald van DijkRazzball @razzball.bsky.social · 26/06/2026my kind of Jubilee, the Japanese national team vs. 100 kids 18782002328 0
Reposted by Harald van DijkLuna @moonbase.lgbt · 13/05/2026MAN: Hello, police? It's a terrible thing, you see, my wife was killed last night, I was hoping you could send someone to investigate OFFICER: Certainly sir, the great detective Columbo is in town. Go and see him, he will solve the case MAN: Ah, I see, very good. Oh, officer, just one more thing, 7792246 0
Reposted by Harald van DijkHildur Knútsdóttir @hildur.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Throwback to when a TV station in Iceland accidentally aired an episode of Teletubbies with subtitles from the Sopranos 👌🏼 199135383579 0
Reposted by Harald van DijkEmily | No Small Games @aspecificegg.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Did Valve just quietly release an actually good, useful and well-designed feature for game discovery and release date tracking on Steam???? Hold on, I'm gonna need a minute store.steampowered.com/personalcale... 17651125 0
Reposted by Harald van DijkMarcus Payne @nowtro.bsky.social · 01/06/2026It’s all kicking off in Richmond. 522069451 0
Reposted by Harald van DijkPatricia Aas 🐢🏳️🌈 @patigallardo.bsky.social · 01/06/2026I just realized there is a whole generation of people that haven’t seen this interview. Big focus on minute 24+youtu.beGovernment Surveillance: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)YouTube video by LastWeekTonight 3238 0
Reposted by Harald van DijkRhianna Pratchett @rhi.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Excited for this! Many of you know what huge Moomin fans Pratchett are. We originally called Sam ‘Moomin’ on our baby cam app, but getting notifications saying ‘Moomin is crying’ was heartbreaking. www.theguardian.com/books/booksb...theguardian.comMy family and other Moomins: Rhianna Pratchett on her father's love for Tove JanssonOn the anniversary of Terry Pratchett’s death, his daughter reflects on how Tove Jansson’s creations brought them together 13599119 0
Reposted by Harald van DijkSurprised Eel Historian, PhD @greenleejw.bsky.social · 23/04/2026You've probably been wondering: "How many eels is a cottage worth in 14th C. England?" This is a reasonable question. I get it. And happily, I'm here to help! I included a chart showing this kind of equivalence in an article I wrote for HistoryExtra , but here's an excerpt! 🗃️🧪 891310389 0
Reposted by Harald van DijkChristopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 21/04/2026we all know I have no life, so: 41594903393 0
Reposted by Harald van DijkKatie Mack @astrokatie.com · 05/04/2026I don't know how anyone else feels about this, but to me, sharing a screenshot of chatbot output to make a point of some kind is an excellent way to undermine any credibility that might otherwise be granted to you in the context of whatever you're trying to say. 1084383515 0
Reposted by Harald van DijkLord Arse But Even More Scary 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 04/04/2026SUPER NINTENDO CHALMERS 8499822214 0
Reposted by Harald van DijkDraculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 04/03/2026If you are unsure of how to spell mnemonic, here is a handy mnemonic: 20870244 0
Reposted by Harald van DijkJohn Scary Name Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Horses. Up there with bicycles as the bane of many an artist. However, I figured out a foolproof way of drawing them, and I want to share that with you! 😊 152055521 0
Reposted by Harald van DijkRusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 01/02/2026“And then everything goes into this markdown file” is the computer programming version of “and I don’t even need a real toilet because I have all these empty mountain dew bottles already” 479963 0
Reposted by Harald van Dijkcerys @hashtagcerys.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Little parking signs for bikes are always adorable. 031 0
Reposted by Harald van DijkErnst-Jan van Melle @ejvanmelle.bsky.social · 28/01/2026I made this sci-fi puppetry 60s pastiche. CGI, almost completely physics-animated. Love letter to things like Thunderbirds, Fireball XL5, Space Patrol, and watching foreign television only to lose it forever afterwards youtu.be/ME7SVM7bwKU?si=jUYR6APY28kPCUqkyoutu.beENEMIES FROM VENUS! (~1965) (Surviving clip)YouTube video by Ernst-Jan van Melle 813454 0
Reposted by Harald van DijkAngelia 🌺 @imangelia.blacksky.app · 22/01/2026In case you needed to see something NOT terrible tonight, we millennials will get to relive Cool Runnings as grown-ups! 14656211 0
Harald van Dijk @harald.gigawatt.nl · 22/01/2026Either Bluesky picked the perfect moment to act up, or... 010 0
Reposted by Harald van DijkSmooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 19/01/2026imagine if it happens on tv 11087841940 0
Reposted by Harald van DijkGlennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Hats off to whoever did this (and the beautiful model). 4958811516 0
Reposted by Harald van DijkRav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 09/01/2026BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!! 398217326381 0
Reposted by Harald van DijkGemma Clark 🧿🕯️ @gemmaclark.bsky.social · 05/01/2026It’s not too late, ending up like America isn’t inevitable, but we need to act. This is the petition I refer erred to in the discussion. Please sign and share petitions.parliament.scot/petitions/PE...petitions.parliament.scotPetition: Ensure abortion services are available up to 24 weeks across all parts of ScotlandCalling on the Scottish Parliament to urge the Scottish Government to ensure abortion services are available up to the twenty-fourth week of pregnancy across all NHS health boards in Scotland. 1156 0
Reposted by Harald van DijkRobin Hayward 🌳 🏳️⚧️ @canopyrobin.com · 05/01/2026In an attempt to finally break even on these trans ferns and clear some space in my flat, I'm running a January sale for the pin versions. For the rest of the month, you can get them for £10 instead of the higher price I usually charge for this full 3d moulding canopyrobin.etsy.com/listing/4312... 41617 0
Reposted by Harald van DijkJay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 29/12/2025Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up. I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them. 420288697294 0
Reposted by Harald van DijkStar Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 25/12/2025O holy night 542650489 0
Reposted by Harald van Dijk👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 22/12/2025I’m not saying you should do this to be a dick to your postie, I’m just saying we have received a letter addressed to our village and “the house with the corgi in the window” 81232 0
Reposted by Harald van DijkFinal Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 14/12/2025[12 Days of Christmas] 🎵 Oh the First Doctor Who He was shagging Number Three A Hartnell in a Pertwee 1237 0
Reposted by Harald van DijkNatalie @nataliethenerd.com · 11/12/2025I've been really struggling this week buuuuut I got my home made screen in the build 613611 0
Reposted by Harald van Dijknoé @celechii.itch.io · 29/11/2025last week i remembered that macOS lets you set your own icons and that *I* have the power to delegitimize the professionalism of the software that runs on my machine, so here's a thread of the 16 new icons i've made so far i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :') 36126093276 0
Reposted by Harald van DijkRyan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011. 5194120011254 0
Reposted by Harald van DijkAnders :) 🇧🇻🏳️🌈 @annesh.no · 25/11/2025So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout. 1143385890 0
Reposted by Harald van DijkMara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 20/11/2025When I was young, I thought that when someone in a TV show or movie asked “Are you wearing a wire?” it meant “an underwire bra” Whenever they asked women characters I was shocked at how rude and intrusive a question it was, but it did make scenes where they asked men that much more interesting 452087150 0
Reposted by Harald van DijkRoxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 18/11/2025This might be an unpopular opinion but what this baby seal is doing is very special to me, personally. 5666131712 0
Reposted by Harald van DijkLesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (pro orph) @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Just heard re: some ICE agents who raided a Chicago taqueria, then went back to the same taqueria for lunch the following week and got confused when the owner kicked them out, and I realized "jesus these doofuses really do believe we're all living in a video game where the NPCs have no memory" 126123342648 0
Reposted by Harald van DijkJohn Gallagher @earlymodernjohn.bsky.social · 30/10/2025Genuinely delighted to download a PhD thesis from a university repository where the author has neglected to remove the words "BITCH THIS IS YOUR THESIS" from the filename. 135106201480 0
Reposted by Harald van DijkC. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 13/11/2025What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck? It's the Pope in 1982. 325131992775 0
Reposted by Harald van DijkJon Cudby @joncudby.bsky.social · 11/11/2025It's not hard. You pronounce it to rhyme with the first name of the actor, J Cusack. 811116 0
Reposted by Harald van DijkColloween 🎃 @colken.bsky.social · 31/10/2025On this Halloween, a reminder that a sculptor included a Xenomorph gargoyle during the 1990s restoration of Paisley Abbey 233486953 0
Reposted by Harald van DijkCian @witchcian.bsky.social · 26/10/2025LUCASARTS PRESENTS Columbo in: SCUMM of the Earth #pixelart 6168602493 0
Reposted by Harald van DijkTits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 24/10/2025The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast' 10/10 response, no notes 99157805006 0
Reposted by Harald van DijkMꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 22/10/2025I have another cartoon in the current Private Eye. Shoppers, assemble! 326230 0
Reposted by Harald van DijkTits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 22/10/2025DOUBLE DECKER TRAINS KLAXON www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukEurostar orders first double-decker trainsThey would be the first two-level high-speed trains to run through the Channel Tunnel. 1019224 0
Reposted by Harald van DijkKatie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 20/10/2025not using ian's secure shoelace knot is a sign of a weak moral character, poor constitution, and an unserious attitude towards quality workmanshipfieggen.comIan's Secure Shoelace KnotTutorial for tying the Ian's Secure Shoelace Knot, in which the laces are formed into two loops, both of which are passed through the “hole” in the middle. 121894104 0
