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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (pro orph)

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Midnight Society founder. Genderfluid transvestite goblin 🏳️‍⚧️👺 He/She/They. Reppd by @literaryfey www.bitterkarella.com | Out now: Split Scream 5, Moonflow. Soon: Quaint Folk

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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (pro orph) @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Read MOONFLOW
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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (pro orph) @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
wanna slap these two reviews on the next edition of Moonflow 😎
"I do not think i have read a book that has more insultingly misunderstood transfemininity or womanhood. Please do not read.""It's rare for someone who's not a trans woman to get the characterization so right... which is why I just wanna say "welcome, start HRT."
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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (pro orph) @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
happy for her
el patron mexican cocinala patrona cocina mexicana
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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (pro orph) @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Zuckerberg is one of those guys who gets more naturally hatable with age. He used to be "that shitty snot-nosed little rich kid punk: we all hated, now he's graduated to child molester uncle vibes
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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (pro orph) @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
How may if you still don't have a fursona? Why the fuck not?
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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (pro orph) @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When I'm sad, I like to pretend that somewhere there's a discord full of people who hate me and just talk shit about me constantly, possibly in a channel called "bitch karella" or something, and that always makes me feel better
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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (pro orph) @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You're all gonna love this one XD
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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (pro orph) @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A quality library with good taste!
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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (pro orph) @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Republicans excusing literal animal fucking while scaremongering about people who draw cartoon animals really feels like a microcosm for the whole movement
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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (pro orph) @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
has no furry ever drawn the sexy cadbury rabbit telling the road runner to slow down? or speedy gonzales? or sonic the hedgehog? there's a lot of cartoon characters who need to be told to slow down
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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (pro orph) @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Your fave goblin is on the road! Big things happening! Come see me at: Massacre on the Mountain (Timberline, OR) Sept. 26 Bloodstone Books (Sacramento, CA) Oct. 6 Underdog Books (Monrovia, CA) Oct. 9 Village Well Books & Coffee (Culver City, CA) Oct. 10 Mysterious Galaxy (San Diego, CA) Oct. 11
Bitter Karella will be at Massacre on the Mountain at Timberline Lodge, oregon on Sept 26!Book Release party for Quaint Folk and Your Body is a Fever Dream at Bloodstone Books, Oct. 6 6 PM - 8 PMBitter Karella (Moonflow, Quaint Folk), Allison Mick (Humboldt Cut), and Joshua Millican (Dopefoot, Teleportasm) will be at Mysterious Galaxy in San Diego on Oct 11!Bitter Karella (Moonflow, Quaint Folk), Allison Mick (Humboldt Cut), and Joshua Millican (Dopefoot, Teleportasm) will be at Village Well Books in Culver City on Oct 10!
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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (pro orph) @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Feel like the dems could be doing something more useful in congress than making jokes about lesbians right now
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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (pro orph) @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
democrats doing their best to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory
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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (pro orph) @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
got an ad saying "starting a business sounds easy until influencers and AI give different advice" why would you listen to either of those. are you stupid?
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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (pro orph) @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
alabama is not beating the clown state allegations anytime soon
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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (pro orph) @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i see the fash are trying to fearmonger about furries again. they always do this when they're running on fumes
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Molly Skyfire 🔞 @mollyskyfire.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I detest puritanism and purity culture with every fiber of my being. Sex is a beautiful expression of humanity and life, and should not be villainized. Smut artists are following a tradition as ancient as the cave paintings at Lascaux and the Venus of Willendorf. The god of the puritans is evil.
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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (pro orph) @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'll be at the inaugural Massacre on the Mountain convention at Timberline, Oregon this weekend (9/26-9/27) so hope to see some of you there! It's in the hotel where they filmed the exterior shots for The Shining, so you know you want to see that!
bitter karella will be at the inaugural Massacre on the Mountain convention at Timberline, Oregon this weekend (9/26-9/27)
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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (pro orph) @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Eve Harms and Bitter Karella are live on twitch working on JERK OFF THE HORSE BUT ONLY FOR LEGITIMATE ANIMAL HUSBANDRY PURPOSES YOU SICK BASTARD: A NOVELLA ON CRAFT www.twitch.tv/eveharms
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I’m Eve, a horror/bizarro/exploitation writer based in LA, author of TRANSMUTED. I also make zines, apps and whatever else I feel like. Lately I'm streaming Bitter Karella and I's novella WIP — EveHar...
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Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 23/09/2026
Streaming with @bitterkarella.bsky.social in 35 mins
Selfie of me
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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (pro orph) @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fascinating to think what it means that Dan Ackroyd considers Judge Valkenheiser to be the truest expression of his real self
"this is the true me" says dan ackroyd about his character judge valkenheiser
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Robin Johnson @robinjohnson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's really good and you should read it!
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Adrian Cantrell @adriancantrell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I narrated this book to my spouse like it was chisme of girls I knew personally It has extremely specific contempt of west coast subcultures AND trigger warnings, 10/10 weird shit
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Freddie3 @fpk3.com · 21/09/2026
Wow, fourth printing! Congrats!
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alana "return of the frog queer" banana @lanna.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I mentioned it in my dating profile until today* 😂 *swapped out some newer favorites*
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⛤mads⛤ @bigmads.blog · 21/09/2026
As a person of hotness, I support this message. Moonflow is good and for hot people.
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Dorian Dawes @doriandawes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm hot and can confirm. Read Moonflow.
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Noor Lovelace @noorlovelace.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
LFG!! You’re killing it!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉
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Snail Jam 2: Snail Jammer @aridomogato.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
not only did i buy it and read it and love it but i also had my boyfriend read it and he loved it and ive told all my friends to buy it and read it and if youre reading this you should also buy it and read it
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Monks of New Skeet @amagire.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
how many times can you see the phrase "Hell Slut" before it transcends language and becomes a beautiful unique sigil drenched in its own mystic power? read MOONFLOW by Bitter Karella to find out
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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (pro orph) @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
HOT PEOPLE JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF IT!!! MOONFLOW CONFIRMED FOR ITS FOURTH PRINTING!!!
moonflow, the book that is good!!!
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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (pro orph) @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
advertising my upcoming folk horror book QUAINT FOLK on instagram, so i thought why not post it here too? bluesky people also like books www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/bitte...
buy my book Quaint Folk, available on Oct 6 from where ever fine books are sold!buy my book Quaint Folk, available on Oct 6 from where ever fine books are sold!buy my book Quaint Folk, available on Oct 6 from where ever fine books are sold!
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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (pro orph) @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
someone is trying to correct my tatsuya ishida egg theory with "hmm actually i'd say he's just weird" OH I'M SORRY DID YOU READ THE COMPLETE 20 YEAR RUN OF SINFEST? ARE YOU RECOGNIZED AS THE PREMIERE TATSUYA ISHIDA SCHOLAR OF THE 21ST CENTURY? NO???? then shut up
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Ri Stypula @ristypula.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Today’s the day! It’s publishing day and SQUELCH! is officially released into the world, and with the long road getting to this point coming to an end I’d like to take a bit to talk about this weird, gross, body horror in detail now that it’s out for all to experience. (Thread below!!!)
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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (pro orph) @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Monoceros will be available from RoShamBo Press in November as part of the new bizarro author series and, buddy, you owe it to yourself to check out the WHOLE series
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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (pro orph) @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
tatsuya is like a real life ricketty cricket except funny
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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (pro orph) @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
uh w what are the snipers going to be shooting at
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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (pro orph) @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i think i'm gonna start being cool but rude to people online again. it's time to return to my roots.
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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (pro orph) @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
don't worry, we're going to win this one cuz they got our war boys cumguzzling the boner juice
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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (pro orph) @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXyA...
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Skatt Bros - Walk the Night
YouTube video by wonkknow
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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (pro orph) @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
all the nerds i shoved into lockers back in high school are livid to find out that i didn't grow up to have a job fetching them their coffee like they were promised
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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (pro orph) @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
without downloading new pics, describe your gender?
a roy lichtenstein style image of a lady with huge tits saying to another lady "why are you looking me in the eyes? my huge tits are down here"
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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (pro orph) @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
huh! that IS weird
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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (pro orph) @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i stand corrected
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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (pro orph) @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I mean, she is pretty much the ONLY girl cereal mascot ever except for possibly Poppy the porcupine (who definitely scans more nonbinary to be honest)
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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (pro orph) @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
hmmmm you know... i don't believe him
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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (pro orph) @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
drake thinking he's got a hot underage child on his chest is probably the best case scenario, because i don't think we as a society could hold if this is an egg crack lmao
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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (pro orph) @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
what it looks like for the first time and this exact clanker model has been eating piles of cheeseburgers, getting inflated like a blueberry and stomping on tiny little men with giant feet all over deviantart for months
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Jessie Gender @jessiegender.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Because Tilly is a pretty object made to be used by men, so of course it’s a “she” to them. Whereas trans woman clearly have interiority & agency who use it to refuse their bullshit hierarchy, so of course we are villainous subhuman monsters undeserving/incapable of having true personhood.
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