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Col can make YOUR workplace exciting @colken.bsky.social · 9h

This will only work if it sneeringly criticises your taste in music

Scene from movie High Fidelity featuring John Cusack, Jack Black, Todd Louiso and Tim Robbins

Col can make YOUR workplace exciting @colken.bsky.social · 10h

At some point in the near future, right-wing governments are going to pass laws which state AI-generated media doesn't have to identify itself as AI and then we're done

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Col can make YOUR workplace exciting @colken.bsky.social · 10h

A personal 'AI is stupid' story: a stock photo website rejected a photo of one of my cats, in his cat house, in my house, as AI

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Colin Farrell's Awkward Reaction

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Col can make YOUR workplace exciting @colken.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Me ten minutes ago: competent, slightly drunk but capable, happy, eager to enjoy my chicken jaipuri Me coming out of the takeaway: legs don't work properly, what the fuck? Am I a drunk man?

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Col can make YOUR workplace exciting @colken.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The barmaid is either coked up or on Mandy, she is well fucked up

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Col can make YOUR workplace exciting @colken.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I would like to make a movie based on a story what I wrote; are there mad cunts with movie skillz who would participate in this quixotic endeavour? Around Glasgow? For zero financial recompense? At least initially? Serious replies only, to this very drunk but sincere man

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Col can make YOUR workplace exciting @colken.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Cols Top Ten Movies of All Time: 10. Goodfellas 9. Don't Look Now 8. Young Frankenstein 7. Aliens 6. Life of Brian 5. Seven Samurai 4. Ice Cold in Alex 3. Memento 2. The Thing (1982) 1. Alien

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Col can make YOUR workplace exciting @colken.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I will shortly post my Top Ten Movies of All Time, which you can disagree with (wrong) but are only a personal opinion and not Fact because Facts do not give a fuck about your feelings

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Col can make YOUR workplace exciting @colken.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Plucky display by England, put up a good show against the World Cup winners but sadly came up short

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Riker's Iconic Slow Smile

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Col can make YOUR workplace exciting @colken.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Yer beauty of Scottish pubs is the random conversations you can have with random people; I've had two chats with two very different people and stayed longer than I intended, and about 3 hours longer than my wife would have liked

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Col can make YOUR workplace exciting @colken.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Chatting to a guy in the pub who buys stuff from charity shops and sells it on EBay. Showed me his eBay earnings for the year so far

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Tom Delonge Blink182 Wtf Meme

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Col can make YOUR workplace exciting @colken.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Stood at the central urinal in a 3-urinal pub toilet #anarchist

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Col can make YOUR workplace exciting @colken.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Can't pick one but all of these had a huge impact on me

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Col can make YOUR workplace exciting @colken.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"B teams give fringe players the chance to prove themselves" Aye, prove they're shite

Ross County leading Hearts B team 13-0 after 77 minutes

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Col can make YOUR workplace exciting @colken.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Anyway, I'm out on a random lash, who knows what will happen?* *I'll get a call from my wife to come home and make dinner

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Col can make YOUR workplace exciting @colken.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

All this 'British values' stuff is just nonsense, if I was going to push the UK as a necessary thing I'd be highlighting that we're all massively different but that diversity is strength and homogeneity leads weakness and inbreeding, like English people

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Col can make YOUR workplace exciting @colken.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Should have had the win but given our propensity to fuck up easier games I'll take the point 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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Col can make YOUR workplace exciting @colken.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Much better performance second half, should have been ahead by now 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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Col can make YOUR workplace exciting @colken.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Started to play a bit in last 10 minutes but overall a fairly dire first half 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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Col can make YOUR workplace exciting @colken.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Rangers supporters calling for punishment for Man City until someone mentions removing trophies #celticfc

Scene from Father Ted with the Nazi sympathising priest when Ted suggests collecting Allied memorabilia

"NO, THAT SORT OF THING WOULDN'T INTEREST ME AT ALL"

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Col can make YOUR workplace exciting @colken.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Some people were so desperate to ensure Bluesky didn't become Twitter that they scared decent people off by being gatekeeping, sanctimonious dicks Also, you could refresh your feed and there would be *no new posts* Oh sorry, you said fun?

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Col can make YOUR workplace exciting @colken.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Down the Red Lion for a few Carlings with the lads on Friday night, buy young Chesney an XL bully on Saturday, Wetherspoons for a Sunday roast. Simple as

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Col can make YOUR workplace exciting @colken.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Would be nice if some Celtic players realised there might be a rangers player behind them. You know, the guys that are on the same pitch as them

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Col can make YOUR workplace exciting @colken.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Tierney open in the middle and Duran floats a cross to nobody 🤷‍♂️

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Col can make YOUR workplace exciting @colken.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Would be nice if the team could drag me out of the apathy I feel for this game tbh. Regardless, mon the Hoops 🍀 #celticfc

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Col can make YOUR workplace exciting @colken.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Seriously though, Celtic are the only team in the top half of the Premiership without a long term plan. It's embarrassing. #celticfc

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Col can make YOUR workplace exciting @colken.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Yeah, we substituted a guy who's just been called up to the German national team for McCowan #celticfc

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Col can make YOUR workplace exciting @colken.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Must admit, Celtic, you had me in the first 3 minutes. Lose on Sunday has to mean changes in the coach set-up. Desmond and his arselickers have to go, cunts *made a profit* during the transfer window when everyone knew we needed a DM, a CB, goalkeeper and LB. Shocking state of affairs #celticfc

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Col can make YOUR workplace exciting @colken.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Conference league might actually be our level

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Col can make YOUR workplace exciting @colken.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Was goi g home after the game but might just get pished

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Col can make YOUR workplace exciting @colken.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Looking at the fixtures, this is one you could realistically expect a win. They are not a great side. Does not bode well for the campaign

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Col can make YOUR workplace exciting @colken.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

The Ox is available after this game, stick Calmac on the bench for a few games #celticfc

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Col can make YOUR workplace exciting @colken.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Make changes at half time, don't fucking wait

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Col can make YOUR workplace exciting @colken.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Those players are all decent players but they're not coached properly and don't know what they're doing half the time. If we lose on Sunday big questions have to be asked #celticfc

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Col can make YOUR workplace exciting @colken.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Sorensen off the pace, I'd get Nygren on at half time

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Col can make YOUR workplace exciting @colken.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Mad that our best winger is a 35yr old who's been in the first team squad for 17 years #celticfc

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Col can make YOUR workplace exciting @colken.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Ten minutes before violence and 30 seconds before violence

Two tabby cats lie beside each other on a sofa

Two tabby cats staring each other down on a sofa, ready for violence

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Col can make YOUR workplace exciting @colken.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

TIL that Constantine had a post-credit scene featuring Keanu Reeves and Shia LaBeouf 🤯

Shia LaBeouf as Chas in Constantine, as an angel

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Col can make YOUR workplace exciting @colken.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Fair to say it's no longer libs vs conservatives or East vs West, it's oligarchs vs the rest of us

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