Reposted by Marcus PayneMichael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 18hMost TV is just this now. 14559951695
Marcus Payne @nowtro.bsky.social · 13/08/2026What do you mean, I’ve got too many beautiful, retro TV ident clocks from @hiddenbritain.bsky.social? 3395
Marcus Payne @nowtro.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I know a fair bit about archive television but I'd never heard of the show which sits at number one on this list. Obviously, I'm desperate to watch it now. But predictably, all six episodes have been wiped so I can't. Bugger. www.telegraph.co.uk/tv/2026/07/1...telegraph.co.uk 000
Marcus Payne @nowtro.bsky.social · 11/07/2026What a difference a single letter can make. With the O at the end, Alberto is a sophisticated and stylish Italian hairdresser. Without the O, he sounds like a character in Coronation Street. #AlbertoBalsam 040
Marcus Payne @nowtro.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Even the dog can’t believe that Laura Kuenssberg used this analogy with David Blunkett. 020
Marcus Payne @nowtro.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Interesting choice of image to put front and centre on a reminder to renew your TV Licence. "Remember this terrible version of Doctor Who which tanked? Renew your licence fee and we promise not to make any more of it for a good year or two!" 010
Marcus Payne @nowtro.bsky.social · 29/05/2026@transdiffusion.org Was this ever used on air or is it fictitious? I'm leaning towards the latter unless you know better... hiddenbritain.bigcartel.com/product/midl...hiddenbritain.bigcartel.com'MIDLANDS TV IDENT' CLOCK (PRE-ORDER // SHIPS IN JULY)Inspired by Midland's TV idents with the colourways and wood panelling of Mid Century Modern (MCM), this fully operational clock is now available to pre-order. Handmade from stained plywood, cut vinyl... 230
Marcus Payne @nowtro.bsky.social · 14/05/2026"Richard Madeley Goes To Prison. No, hang on, Lynne. In Prison With Richard But Not Judy. Not the kind of bars she's interested in." 020
Marcus Payne @nowtro.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Another random piece of archive TV ephemera has made its way into my collection: an original commercial break caption card from Jemima Shore Investigates (Thames, 1983). 061
Marcus Payne @nowtro.bsky.social · 27/03/2026@transdiffusion.org “the woman on the left is reading a Pan edition of "The Spirit and the Flesh" by David Weiss. That gives me a terminus post quem for the photo — 1965, the year it was published.” Similarly, the car bottom right was registered between August 1964 and July 1965! 010
Marcus Payne @nowtro.bsky.social · 26/02/2026TV friends! This is a photo of ATV Elstree in 1975/76. I’m assuming the backlot on the left is the site of the original #eastenders Albert Square. So my question is, where is the new Albert Square? 532
Marcus Payne @nowtro.bsky.social · 19/02/2026@transdiffusion.org I found this cute little book in a chazzer today. He certainly knew his stuff. RIP, Andrew. 020
Marcus Payne @nowtro.bsky.social · 22/12/2025Spotted in an antique shop in Kingston this weekend. Lovely but not lovely enough to make me part with £400. 1131
Marcus Payne @nowtro.bsky.social · 20/08/2025From the final issue of TV Action as they try to get you to buy TV Comic next week. What a bizarre choice of photo. Where does it even come from @nothinglane.bsky.social? 141
Marcus Payne @nowtro.bsky.social · 20/08/2025Also, who would even want to look at this, let alone pin it on their wall? They’re straight out of Royston Vasey. 021
Marcus Payne @nowtro.bsky.social · 20/08/2025The past - in this case 1973 - truly is a foreign country. 020
Marcus Payne @nowtro.bsky.social · 20/08/2025This remake of The Saint from 1980 was rubbish. Simon Templar drove an Austin Maxi and had a hub cap for a halo. 064
Marcus Payne @nowtro.bsky.social · 15/07/2025Some more Thames stuff I’ve acquired recently. I’m guessing the logo plate would have been on the wall at Teddington or Euston. Does anyone have any photos of it in situ at the time? 0144
Marcus Payne @nowtro.bsky.social · 15/07/2025[2/2] How do I know? Because I’ve now acquired that very paintbox and here it is. It’s very big and very lovely. Now I just need to work out what I’m going to do with it! @transdiffusion.org @tvark.bsky.social 3248
Marcus Payne @nowtro.bsky.social · 15/07/2025[1/2] Back in 1988 when this promo was made, computer graphics were in their infancy. There was still a need for physical props and rostrum cameras. The paintbox seen here, for example, was a real, specially made object. 1156
Marcus Payne @nowtro.bsky.social · 07/06/2025Picked this up in a charity shop for £30. I thought why not because I very much enjoyed the series, it’s a nice piece of art and the signatures are genuine. It’ll go up in value, I thought. So on that note, I casually looked it up on eBay and… bloody hell! #DesperateHousewives 020
Marcus Payne @nowtro.bsky.social · 24/05/2025And then there was this character. OK, so he’s a paedophile, but on the other hand, he’s a great accountant and he’s always got a smile on his face. Different times. #Crossroads 010
Marcus Payne @nowtro.bsky.social · 24/05/2025These days, soap operas have serial killers, exploding pubs, planes falling out of the sky… you name it. Back in the 1970s, though, this was Crossroads’ idea of high drama. Imagine the cliff hanger! 031
Marcus Payne @nowtro.bsky.social · 01/05/2025@jazwiseman.bsky.social Hi Jaz. I’ve just acquired a couple of ITC catalogues. The first is from 1960. Do you have these? I don’t think they’re mentioned in your book. 120
Marcus Payne @nowtro.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Happy Easter. Remember, the Easter Bunny knows if you’ve been good or not. 030
Marcus Payne @nowtro.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Director: We need to make Nigel look like the Easter bunny. Make Up Artist: OK, I’ll paint some whiskers on his cheeks. Director: They won’t look like a pair of bollocks, will they? Make Up Artist: Definitely not. #eastenders @vizcomic.bsky.social 171
Marcus Payne @nowtro.bsky.social · 18/03/2025If anyone’s looking for the Thames News logo that used to hang on the wall in the Euston Road studios in the 1980s, it’s at my house now. 58616
Marcus Payne @nowtro.bsky.social · 24/02/2025In all my years of buying books both new and old, I’ve never come across this before: instructions on how to handle a book. Parts of this might be overkill (a pillow?!) but most people don’t treat books with care and respect and that’s why I never let anyone borrow mine! 030
Marcus Payne @nowtro.bsky.social · 09/02/2025@transdiffusion.org Phwoar! Look at this beauty! When was it in use? 100
Marcus Payne @nowtro.bsky.social · 24/01/2025I think somewhere along the line this lorry driver has upset someone… @vizcomic.bsky.social 031
Marcus Payne @nowtro.bsky.social · 22/01/2025We had two foxes sleeping in our garden for most of today. I left them alone because they were cute. The best description of foxes I’ve ever seen goes as follows: “cat software running on dog hardware”. 061
Marcus Payne @nowtro.bsky.social · 17/01/2025I know Simon Templar was a bit of a ladies man but what possessed the makers of Return of the Saint to give him a number plate that implied he had a Sexually Transmitted Infection? 110
Marcus Payne @nowtro.bsky.social · 14/01/2025I guess this stuff just increased in value then. #LondonLive 020
Marcus Payne @nowtro.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Well this is a shame but the channel is now a far cry from the one I launched a decade ago. And let’s face it, this was always going to be the outcome. 141
Marcus Payne @nowtro.bsky.social · 05/01/2025I’ve just put my foot through this chocolate and sent M&S the bill. Disgusting. @vizcomic.bsky.social 131
Reposted by Marcus PayneTRANSDIFFUSI⭕️N @transdiffusion.org · 01/01/2025The toast today, as always on New Year’s Day, is “absent friends”. To Rory, to Ollie and to others who are no longer here… cheers. xmedia.tenor.coma drawing of a person 's hand pointing at something with a blue backgroundALT: a drawing of a person 's hand pointing at something with a blue background 1335
Marcus Payne @nowtro.bsky.social · 26/12/2024Like a live-action version of the old board game “Guess Who?” 091
Marcus Payne @nowtro.bsky.social · 25/12/2024Tonight’s episode of Police Woman on @rewindtv.bsky.social sounds bonkers. 131
Marcus Payne @nowtro.bsky.social · 24/12/2024I’ve waited 6 years to have a use for this photo. #morrisons 010
Marcus Payne @nowtro.bsky.social · 24/12/2024From January, my migration from Twitter (I refuse to call it X because it’s a stupid name) will be complete and then this place will be home to my posts about old TV and general silliness. In the meantime, Merry Christmas! 162