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Jon Cudby

@joncudby.bsky.social
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Neurotypical father to two neurodivergent kids, one tiny dog and two indifferent cats. Lover of nonsense. He/him, ho/hum.

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Po-LINA-tergeist 👻 لينا @agirlcalledlina.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Kind of wild how in a world of the worst ppl plugging AI, the same people take umbrage with plagiarism
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OptaJoe @optajoe.com · 15/07/2026
2 - There are just two occasions of a team scoring first in the semi-final but not reaching the final of the FIFA World Cup in the 21st century – both of them are England (vs Croatia in 2018 and Argentina in 2026). Familiar.
England manager Thomas Tuchel looks dejected as his side lose to Argentina.
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Jon Cudby @joncudby.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Worst thing is we don't have a prime minister to ask Fifa to overturn it.
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Jon Cudby @joncudby.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Is it a problem that my laptop's face recognition can only identify me when I am eating?
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Jon Cudby @joncudby.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Did everyone else already know that the bloke who sings "North London Forever" is the son of Linda Robson from Birds of a Feather?
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Alistair Green @mralistairgreen.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I’ll be unveiling my ai art of a sleeping lion draped in a Union Jack in front of Big Ben being woken up by a little girl saying ‘we need you its time to wake up’ while some stirring music plays in the background shortly. Very pleased with it actually.
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
"Children are being radicalised by social media PS I am 62 and learned that vaccines make you have gay genitals"
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Dani Garavelli @danigaravelli.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Man, Mark Nowak's statement. How good a person do you have to be, as the father of a murdered son, to insist his death should not be used to sow further division, and how bad a person do you have to be to trash his wishes and exploit his pain.
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Jon Cudby @joncudby.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
In many ways, the lads at Bitpanda are the real winners.
An advert for Bitpanda, the "official crypto trading partner of Arsenal FC", because football teams today need an official crypto trading partner. It helps differentiate from all those unofficial ones floating about.
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
DAY TWENTY-TWO: “RIGHT. Nobody goes home until we find these shorts. We thought we’d cracked it yesterday, but they were George from Asda, and also trousers”
Missing shorts
THE hunt for a missing pair of shorts has continued into its third week at Landscore Primary School in Crediton.
The school has reminded parents of the importance of labelling clothing after the M&S garment disappeared.
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Jon Cudby @joncudby.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Graffiti and tagging are over. If you want real impact, use a label maker.
A sign outside Embankment Station in London, promising "New map coming soon"
Somebody has used a label maker to add a sticker underneath, politely enquiring: "Yes but when, it's been over a year!"
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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I see Nigel Farage is out pretending to care about antisemitism again
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weloveallthat @weloveallthat.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
The Death of Spotify, or why streaming is "minutes away from becoming obsolete"
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The Death of Spotify: Why Streaming is Minutes Away From Being Obsolete
Jimmy Iovine just called the Death of Spotify. He might be right.
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Lum @brokentoys.social · 13/04/2026
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Jon Cudby @joncudby.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Lots of people sharing their favourite Glen Baxter cartoon. I can't pick one, but 35 years on, I remember the first I ever saw. I still love it now.
A cartoon of a woman peeking out of a window from behind a curtain at another woman. The second woman is standing in the garden, looking at a decorative piece of coloured rope, whichbis inexplicably suspended. The caption reads: "Alison was out there again, glowering at my tassel"
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Tony @tony.eurosky.social · 30/03/2026
Glen Baxter has died. His drawings of cowboy art critics and wimples were an absurdist joy. RIP
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Jay Rayner @jayrayner1.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Just been approached by Huel to see if I'll be part of their paid influencer campaign. I don't think they're quite across what I do for a living. (FWIW, and in the interests of having influence, I regard Huel as a soul destroying, miserable product and the death of all that is worth living for.)
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Tom @tomvictor.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Take me down to the Cathedral City Where the cheese is fine and it costs £4.50
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Jon Cudby @joncudby.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Sure, "For sale, baby shoes, never worn" is poignant, but the #opentowork hashtag on LinkedIn is even more heartbreaking and in half as many words.
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Jon Cudby @joncudby.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Yes, yes, I know there is war and cancer and racism, but I am still peeved that it's the boy's 13th birthday and candles come in packs of 12.
Two packets of 12 birthday candles.
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Jon Cudby @joncudby.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
If the Iranian football team are prevented from playing at the World Cup this summer, the Nobel Prize Committee should give them a "Nobel World Cup" that they can claim is more significant than the actual trophy.
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Jon Cudby @joncudby.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
This sort of behaviour inevitably has British commentators hand-wringing and saying "Nobody likes to see that." If you don't like to see it, stand back so I can get a better view. I absolutely *love* to see it.
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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
We all know the zip code to Beverley Hills is 90210, but the zip code to Dawson's Creek is 90108 (for our lives to be over).
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Jon Cudby @joncudby.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I collect names that also work as sentences. Tom Waits, Britney Spears, Gordon Banks, that sort of thing. It's rare the sentence is as apt as "Matthew Swindells"
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William Stone @handle.invalid · 03/03/2026
It’s actually FEWER Misérables
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Jon Cudby @joncudby.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
If the Iranian football team are prevented from playing at the World Cup this summer, the Nobel Prize Committee should give them a "Nobel World Cup" that they can claim is more significant than the actual trophy.
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Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Twat dooming Reform? (4,7)
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Jon Cudby @joncudby.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Today's earworm: youtu.be/40ila3Rh9lQ?...
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All you Fascists - Billy Bragg and Wilco
YouTube video by T.A. Sedlak
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 26/02/2026
The Greens are going to win. They're going to show that you can win despite all the media hating and lying about you. They are going to show so much of what we've been fed our entire lives in this country is just pure bullshit. Maybe not today, but possibly. Definitely soon.
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Raising a glass to William Henry Harris. “London’s oldest man, and the inventor of tinsel.” (1939) foblc.org.uk/posts/willia...
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William Henry Harris: The Sparkling Life of London’s Oldest Man and the Inventor of Tinsel - Friends of Brockley and Ladywell Cemeteries
22 December 1935 William Henry Harris, London’s Oldest Man. He Invented “Tinsel” 1837-1939   A short stroll from Ladywell chapel, just past grave of Edward Ernest Dowson. lies the family grave of Will...
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Jon Cudby @joncudby.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Very much in favour of Andrew getting arrested. Slightly disappointed it's for sharing trade secrets and not the whole sex with trafficked underage girls thing.
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Jon Cudby @joncudby.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I always hoped Schroders would merge with ING, call the new company "SchrodINGers", and then leave investors to guess whether there was money in the funds or not.
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SimonRead @simonread.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Trafalgar Square in the rain last night. It's been 41 days of rain in the UK and while that means walking in #London leaves you damp and cold, the wet also helps highlight the beauty of the city.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 09/02/2026
if you have a ring camera you are a child, terrified of the silhouette of a jacket hanging on a chair. you are lower than a worm to me. you have sold your soul to a devil that has offered you nothing in return
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Jon Cudby @joncudby.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Big Breaking news
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Jon Cudby @joncudby.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
As I get older, my response to celebrities dying is increasingly surprise that they weren't dead already. I am similarly amazed that Braverman didn't join Reform years ago.
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Jon Cudby @joncudby.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I judge calendar years by whether they feature more weddings or funerals. 2025 was the first year in ages where weddings won. But we're barely three weeks into 2026 and it's 2-0 to funerals already.
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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I don't like Bromley its horrible.
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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Scooby Doo’s favourite pantomime.
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Dulwich Hamlet Women FC @dhfcw.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Think our commentary team enjoyed that equaliser 😅 🎧 A warning to all headphone users 😉
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 09/12/2025
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
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Dr. Sandra Duffy Golden @sandraduffy.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
I just want to know why the Health Secretary seems to continually fight on the side of Disease.
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𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲 @magnets.eurosky.social · 01/12/2025
the coop this evening with possibly the most baffling musical choice i have ever experienced in a supermarket
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Waitman Wade Beorn, PhD, FRHistS @waitmanwbeorn.com · 13/11/2025
Working on a presentation and...JFC, we need to shut down the pulpy "[Thing] of Auschwitz" machine until we can figure out what's going on. These things are just stealing the oxygen of important Holocaust histories.
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Nightmareliner Ontario @mostlyharmless.northsky.social · 10/11/2025
I've a favour to ask of my cisgender UK followers. It'll take you 5 minutes! Please use this template to write to your MP. I know, I know... AGAIN. But this is to counter the letter-writing campaign undertaken by Sex Matters, who want the awful EHRC trans-exclusionary Code to be rushed through. 🙏🏻
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Scrap the Bathroom Ban
🚨This is urgent🚨 Bridget Phillipson, the Minister for Women and Equalities, has a decision to make. The EHRC, a regulator mired in controversy over anti-trans views, has sent a new draft Code of Prac...
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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
The Spectator are confused. It's not going to be cost free. Billionaires are going to pay more. Join.greenparty.org.uk
Like Zohran, Zack offers the thrill of cost free rebellion.
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Jon Cudby @joncudby.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
The quote marks make it seem like the BBC don't believe her.
A BBC headline reading "Former England goalkeeper Mary Earps announces 'happy' same-sex relationship"
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Cat Neilan @catneilan.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Is this what they mean when they say recollections may vary
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