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BROKEN GOD BAKER

@glebs.bsky.social
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Pronounced gleebs • Pronouned He/they • 37 • avi by @senorrandom.bsky.social • Buccaneers / Red Sox fan #NFL #MLB • 💙 @knifejogger.bsky.social 💍

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BROKEN GOD BAKER @glebs.bsky.social · 2h
>Get hit by automod for saying Chuds >switch to Choads >no automod >mfw
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 18h
Now that Man City have been found guilty of cheating… congrats Ted Lasso, you are now a Premier League champion!
Ted and Pep shake hands
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Robyn @centurypunk.bsky.social · 18h
Blusky tweet: “The femlale version of jorking it is jilking it.” 0 likes 1 retweet The 1 user who retweeted: “The Water Level in my Basement is Rising and my Son is out of time!”
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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 17h
Every nationally broadcast Yankees game needs an anti-Yankees audio option
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BROKEN GOD BAKER @glebs.bsky.social · 21h
Phillies choked?
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Orson Welles F For Fake
Alt: Noted Philadelphia sports hater Orson Welles
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Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 29/09/2026
This is like a fucking SNL skit where studios keep making hockey shows instead of gay shows
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zoey 🧀🎼 @zoey.dog · 29/09/2026
anthony update
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BROKEN GOD BAKER @glebs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hitler reacts to Sidney Sweeney’s conversion to Judaism
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BROKEN GOD BAKER @glebs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Issuing Dark Purity tests to all the politicians and PACs that ask me for money (making them call the President a slur before I donate)
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BROKEN GOD BAKER @glebs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nooo little German boy! Don’t go into Sunday Night Football! Mein Gott! Das cave es full of refballen!
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alex (˙𐃷˙) pizza/tacos/bats/dingers 🍕🌮🦇⚾ 🏳️‍🌈🐻 @batsdingersatk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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George Costanza with a Baseball Bat
ALT: George Costanza with a Baseball Bat
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BROKEN GOD BAKER @glebs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Leo DiCaprio pointing dot gif
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BROKEN GOD BAKER @glebs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yu-Gi-Oh the Movie Yu-Gi-Oh Bonds Beyond Time Yu-Gi-Oh Dark Side of Dimensions
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BROKEN GOD BAKER @glebs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Referring to the Dan Gheesling Army controversy as Danuary 6th
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eve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Dismal engagement here i should've gone with nintendo in a blender or something
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thecasualcooper.bsky.social @thecasualcooper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
New Master Era Video www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWKZ...
youtube.com
Yu-Gi-Oh! Master Era - Coop Views
YouTube video by Coop Views
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BROKEN GOD BAKER @glebs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Age verifying on Discord by talking a bunch about the 1999 St. Louis Rams
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BROKEN GOD BAKER @glebs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Reddit screenshot from r/billsimmons

“How do I pull a Tim Tebow and grift evangelicals out of their money?”

Like I'm not joking I want your grandparents life savings...while convincing them there is something better on the other side. Who knows if there is, but money is real for certain.
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Koya @onceroyal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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A Midsummer Dyke's Dream 🌙✨ @pompadourprincess.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Dan Gheesling? The teacher?
Meme image of Jim Downey on Conan's podcast
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Demily Pyro 🥐🎀💢 @demilypyro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
so basically my switch and my PS5 and my steam deck and my PC and my 3ds are all girls and they all want my attention so I have a yuri harem
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BROKEN GOD BAKER @glebs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Guy who pronounces Earth like “ear”
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homerfan1738 @homerfan1738.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
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BROKEN GOD BAKER @glebs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Lesbian doing PIV with a nonbinary trans woman:
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BROKEN GOD BAKER @glebs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Lesbian trying nonbinary dick for the first time:
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 24/09/2026
idiocracy poses a world made stupid bc poor people are naturally inferior and eugenics are good actually, but what is actually going to happen is the upper classes are going to lobotomize themselves with their own technology and spread this shit from the top down
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BROKEN GOD BAKER @glebs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Lot of therapists learning about Team Unity this week
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lunch enjoyer @hoaagie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tone, you hear about this Kashi thing? They went from making dogshit cereal to letting you bet on if the Jets will win the Super Bowl before World War 3.
Christopher Moltisanti smoking and lifting weights in the back room of Bada Bing
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BROKEN GOD BAKER @glebs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The most NoHo story I could ever Imagine
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Coyote vs. LinkedIn @knabewolf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
September, but I lost my 45 adapter
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Rayna @queenrayna1337.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Can confirm ;-;
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John Cluverius @johncluverius.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The other thing is that professional transphobes are distraction engines, always bellyaching about tiny ass insignificant bullshit quarter truths. These are not the people you want in a “government does stuff” coalition. Relentless focus on affordability means no distractions.
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BROKEN GOD BAKER @glebs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Thanks for 200k followers!
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BROKEN GOD BAKER @glebs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Reddit post that’s the Breaking Bad “we had a good thing going” speech but it’s Northernlion as Mike and Dan Gheesling as Walter
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☆ sparkly ☆ @sparklycrayons.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Dan Gheesling drama 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 youtu.be/yLF3FXQvWYE?...
youtu.be
Spanish Guy Reacts to Dan Drama
YouTube video by SorryYouFeelThatWay
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Red Sox were 31-44 through 75 games That’s the worst 75-game start by a team to make the playoffs in MLB history Never give up!
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BROKEN GOD BAKER @glebs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Our eliminator group has been decided. Bruh it’s week 2
My friend Ryan and 4 people who don’t know ball
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Bill Amend @billamend.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This week's comic: Anti-Smart Glasses foxtrot.com/2026/09/20/a...
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BROKEN GOD BAKER @glebs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Update in Tampa: Still in lightning delay, now at 1 hour, 36 minutes -- next update will be at 6:15 p.m. ET, so at least two hours of total delay before Bucs-Browns resumes. Per: @gregauman.bsky.social on the Nazi and pedophile site
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depression haver 🪼 @probablymarin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
they posted three more btw
a VHS artifacted image of a training toilet, wipes, and toiletries

I NEVER ASKED TO BE POTTY TRAINED
I WILL NEVER PEE IN THE POTTY
I WILL NEVER PEE IN THE POTTY
I WILL NEVER PEE IN THE POTTY
I WILL NEVER PEE IN THE POTTY
I WILL NEVER PEE IN THE POTTY
I WILL NEVER PEE IN THE POTTY
I WILL NEVER PEE IN THE POTTY
I WILL NEVER PEE IN THE POTTY
I WILL NEVER PEE IN THE POTTY
I WILL PEE MY PANTS AS MANY TIMES AS IT TAKES FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND THAT I WILL NEVER GO PEE IN THE POTTY
no one loves me no one loves me no one loves me no one loves me no one lova VHS artifacted close-up of dirt and grass

YOU TOOK MY DIRT
I WANTED TO EAT IT
YOU DIDNT LET ME
IT WAS MINE 
MINE MINE 
MINE MINE 
MINE MINE 
MINE MINE 
MINE MINE 
MINE MINE 
MINE MINE 
MINE MINE a VHS artifacted image of a pool and grass with three beach balls

I DONT WANT TO SHARE THE BALL
IT'S 
MINE
I HATE YOU TEACHER
I HATE YOU TEACHER
I HATE YOU TEACHER
MY BALL
MY BALL
MY BALL
MY BALL
MY BALL
MY BALL
MY BALL
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Copper Hamster @copperhamster.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My friend got a picture of them all together.
Sailor Moon cosplayers in a Mexican themed variation
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BROKEN GOD BAKER @glebs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
One of the best parts of Dread was how by the end of it, it was now correct to refer to her as Metroid
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Steve @redsoxhuskies.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I think the Red Sox are in.
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poyoryoporyopyro @pyropoyo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
dan gheesling us army penis inspection stream #ad
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 19/09/2026
Erika KirkDan Gheesling
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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BROKEN GOD BAKER @glebs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Secretary of War Dan Gheesling
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