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Popcornbender Spatch @spatch.bsky.social · 5h

looking like an archaeologist did a forensic reconstruction using joe e brown's skull

Popcornbender Spatch @spatch.bsky.social · 6h

One of the best skills you can have in customer service is the ability to respond to a question that you've been asked 2500 times already today as if this is the first time you've ever been asked it and it's a good question besides

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Crispy-Ghee✨️ @crispy-ghee.bsky.social · 20h

DO NOT SEEK THE TREASURE One of my favorite scenes from O Brother Where Art Thou. I figured I should try to draw all 3 of the Soggy bottom boys, why not. #art #comic

🍳 A messy comic of a scene from O Brother Where Art Thou. Delmar and Everett are in a movie theater looking behind them in their seats. Delmar is saying " We thought you was a Toad" to a confused looking Pete (surrounded by question marks).

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sleepynaut @grovewalker.bsky.social · 15h

photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post

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Popcornbender Spatch @spatch.bsky.social · 8h

"Ah ha! I've got you dead to rights!" "No you haven't, and here's all the proof that your accusations are baseless and invalid." "Only a cunning master of evil could draw upon enough dark forces to help wriggle themselves out of my inescapable trap, CURSE YOU"

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Gabriel Jones @pepsimanvsjoe.bsky.social · 10h

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"Let me say something as an expert and a character in this game."

Tecmo Secret of the Stars for Super Nintendo

"Any person who comes all the way to the edge of the world for clues is dumb."

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 15h

lowly worm putting a sticker on his apple car "i bought this before mr frumble went crazy"

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Rachel Cole @rmartincole.bsky.social · 14h

Cover of U.S. Department of Commerce report "Selected impacts of railroad mergers." A simple illustration shows railroad tracks split around title and converging below.

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Guggenheim Collection @guggenheim.bsky.social · 17h

Bright Unity by Vasily Kandinsky, 1925 botfrens.com/collections/212/conten…

Solomon R. Guggenheim Museum, New York
Solomon R. Guggenheim Founding Collection, By gift

© 2016 Artists Rights Society (ARS), New York/ADAGP, Paris

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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

this song means so much to me. storytime: when I was like? 10? I had a radio alarm clock in my room. I'd go to bed, but then, at midnight, I'd turn on the radio at the quietest it'd go, and listen to ART BELL and get the shit scared out of me. It was so, so awesome, and this is the intro music

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023

About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons

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Popcornbender Spatch @spatch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

oh dear, but blue box! you put hot dogs in the kraft blue box or the storebrand cause they're cheap. this is just an expensiver boxed mac and cheese.

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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I swear to God the internet told me I need to feed my sourdough starter but this PetSmart has NO clue

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Popcornbender Spatch @spatch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

TO OUR VALUED PATRONS The Somerville Theatre pledges its commitment to using the order calls "[size] with" for a buttered popcorn* and "[size] plain" for popcorn without butter cause frankly that's embarrassing *butter calls may also include light, "just a jot", extra, layered, "like a lobstah"

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Jill Pantozzi @jillpantozzi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Last month, a Google alert directed me to an interview I did with cartoonist Matt Furie—creator of Pepe the Frog…only I haven’t done any interview and I’d never even met Furie. So I clicked. "None of this is true": AI, content farms, and one completely made-up article. bsky.app/profile/then...

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⭐︎ Kay Hanley ⭐︎ @kayhanley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Amen to Sherman Helmsley exiting that double dutch without breaking the turn and Amen x 100 to NBC paying for a helicopter shot for an opening title.

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Strictly 4 My Navigators @lizzslockeroom.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Happy 40th Anniversary to "Amen" Much love to Vanessa Bell Armstrong on the theme song 🙌🏾 🗣Turn on the light from heaven, Lord... Shine on me...

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⤵️ @bryce.lol · 27/09/2026

If we shadows have offended, Think but this, and all is mended, That you have but slumber’d here While these visions did appear. And this weak and idle theme No more yielding but a dream, Gentles, do not reprehend: if you pardon, we will mend; And, as I am an honest Puck, Show is over, off you fuck.

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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Ah yes the circle of life

• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm

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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Add your fess: b3ta.com/addfess

My wife and I did a "message in a bottle" in 1999 for our son to find. We dated it 1956 and from another continent. We planted the bottle on the beach but then couldn't find it. 3 weeks later it was front page news in our local newspaper. We didn't own up.

Fesshole GOLD from 11th June 2021

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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Next year let’s all turn into newts

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

when you’re undoing the twist tie on a new loaf of bread and you were actually twisting it the other way, it’s because they made it look that way on purpose. they do it to humiliate and embarrass you but it really only reflects on them. pathetic really

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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 28/09/2026

another philly oldhead thing was, there was a number you could call and a guy would answer without a greeting and you'd give him a topic — any topic — and he'd give you a freestyle on that topic over the phone and then hang up

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Popcornbender Spatch @spatch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

last night sonya wanted to see the top gear episode where they try to shoot a reliant robin into space so we found it and the experience also brought up the ol' bingo card which I had made ages, ages ago

an old top gear bingo card, hastily and inaccurately made, with squares featuring phrases ilke

ALL WE KNOW IS

CHOICE OF MUSIC MORE EXCITING THAN CHOICE OF CAR

SOMEONE'S GOING REALLY FAST

HAMMOND IS WAY TOO EXCITED TO DO THE COOL WALL

STAR THINKS HAMMERHEAD FOOTAGE IS "SO SLOW"

HETEROSEXUALITY ASSERTED

ONE SEGMENT, TEN CAMERA FILTERS

RANT ABOUT ROADWORKS AND/OR SPEED CAMERAS

OH, COCK

THE LADS INSULT THE LOCALS

HOW HARD COULD IT BE?

QUITE HARD AS A MATTER OF FACT

(FREE SQUARE) CLARKSON IS A BLOWHARD

CUTE GIRL PROMINENT IN BACKGROUND

HAMMOND DOES/DOES NOT WHITEN HIS TEETH

RACE RESULT A SURPRISE BUT NOT REALLY

STAR LEANS FORWARD TO SEE LAP TIME

CLARKSON ABSOLUTELY LOVES CAR

CLARKSON ARBITRARILY DISMISSES CAR

AMBITIOUS BUT RUBBISH

IT'S GOT A BIG BOOT

JAAAAAAG

JAMES GETS HIT FROM BEHIND

WE DON'T NORMALLY SHOW CLIPS ON THIS PROGRAMME

AND ON THAT BOMBSHELL...

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Derf Backderf @derfbackderf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Today is the 40th anniversary of Cleveland's epic Balloonfest debacle. Second only to Ten Cent Beer Night in the great list of Cleveland WTFs. Cheers to all who celebrate.

youtube.com

The Doomed Cleveland Balloonfest of '86

YouTube video by The Atlantic

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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

drunk history wolf 359

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Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Me: *skips a rock perfectly across a pond* Fred Flintstone: OH NO MY CELL PHONE

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Popcornbender Spatch @spatch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I'm supposed to do a bit of marquee tonight but considering the wind outside is so bad it's blowing the front lobby doors open I don't think tonight's the night to take out the 25 ft ladder and possibly do a seasick clown in the crows' nest routine on it

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Popcornbender Spatch @spatch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

dangit heck fart we won't be able to do the big e this year

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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

cuth pube

A sign that attempts to spell out "the Cube pub" by shifting the B in Cube down with the PU right before it and TH before the E.

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Stephen Granade @granades.com · 26/09/2026

We’re organizing our office and I found a real treasure.

A Radio Shack book from 1981 entitled “...my TRS-80 likes me.”

The illustration includes a woman with the most 1980s baby blue cravat.

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Popcornbender Spatch @spatch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

forbush-man fans (and who isn't!), your time has come

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Goon Pod @goonpod.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Spike Milligan seen here performing a feat unparalleled in all human endeavour: making Van Morrison smile

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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The fact that they think they have the right, or the ability, to evaluate people based on appropriating their language is insane. No other industry oversteps boundaries with such smug contempt. My master’s thesis was on this specifically, and it is scary and will be wrong.

OpenAl
September 23, 2026 Publication
Introducing
MentalHealthBench
An open benchmark developed with more than 80 licensed mental health experts to evaluate Al responses in realistic mental health conversations.
Read the paper

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Popcornbender Spatch @spatch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Marty Allen! Never got a dinner!

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Bully, Little Stuffed Bull 🐮 @bullythelsb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"I hate to inform you, Jeeves, but with our current financial status, we're going to have to take in washing." "Very good, sir."

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Neon Deutschland @neondeutschland.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

The Neon Alphabet. Day 6: F is for Filmtheater.

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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 26/09/2026

Does my Speak-n-Spell feel pain when I type O-U-C-H? The jury is out. Philosophers and neuroscientists say that's fucking stupid, but I called a guy from the Center for Pretending that Household Electronics Are Sentient and he said there's no way to know for sure.

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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

hell yeah found my old GitSe edit

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Paul Fairie @paulisci.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Splendid Drink for warm weather at the lowest market rates

CRONK! CRONK!

Splendid Drink for warm weather

EB HOPKINSON

WILL SUPPLY DEALERS AND OTHERS with the very
BEST CRONK BEER

AT THE LOWEST MARKET RATES

Old friends and others who want good Summer drink should give him a call

--Daily Miner-Transcript, 17 Jun 1870

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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

my steam account is old enough to buy alcohol. i signed up with a credit card. my username is a reference to a game from 1992. what do you mean age verification. my hair is going grey

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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

“Middlebrow” is the perfect level of brow for a movie to be. if you want smarter read a book if you want dumber read some posts

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

[skate park] ME: hey watch this *does sick kipflick* wait *does sick flickpip* no wait *does klikcfip* hang on *klifpick* *fipklick* *pilcklif* *likfkpic* *ckilpifk*fuck

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Popcornbender Spatch @spatch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

So who can tell us what's up with those hideous oppressive purple LED streetlights on I-93 around Quincy that make you feel like they're disinfecting and scanning your vehicle

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Popcornbender Spatch @spatch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I know there's no pizza rules but mediocre pizza is still a travesty

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DrewForOne @drewforone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

THIS THE FUCKING GOAT, Y'ALL Growing up with syndicated Jack as a role model I was convinced that adulthood would consist of weekly dinner parties where my boss's wives were constantly trying to sneak pantyhose feet up my pant leg

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Nicholas Yenson 朱偉仲 @nicholasyenson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I’m sorry, but if you bring a cow as white as milk, a cape as red as blood, hair as yellow as corn, a slipper as pure as gold - or any damn potion ingredient at all - to a job interview, you’re disqualified. It’s not hard, people.

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