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Fats Falafel

@fatsfalafel.bsky.social
1.4K followers 216 following 18K posts

Web developer. Musician. Professional wrestling meme weirdo. Theoretically a sound guy.

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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 15h
Hello Keanu this worked out great.
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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 18h
Pippin arguing with Aragorn about pandemic. Aragorn says they've already had one. Pippin asks about second pandemic
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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 19h
That Zelda remake isn't even out yet and there are dorks on youtube already trying to milk "FuLl AnAlYsiS" videos.
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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It wasn't even the whole video. Just this part.
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Michael Jackson Thriller Werewolf Transformation
Alt: Michael Jackson Thriller Werewolf Transformationmicharl Jackson transforming into a werewolf and yelling Go Away
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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Very nice of the refs to give the Bills that touchdown with two dogshit calls back to back.
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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
RJ fucks around, gets lost in the catacombs, and is found 6 months later looking like Robin Williams in Jumanji.
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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Marty McFly says he's seen this one
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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#Zelda
The famous old man cave from the original Zelda with the text "It's dangerous to go alone! Take this." Instead of a sword between Link and the old man, it is a serving of mozzarella sticks and sauce.
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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Did Aminata just hit a Croyt's wrath?
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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A car but everything is wrong and out of place
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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#AEW
Thekla talking to a door with the forbidden door logo overlaid
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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Berries and cream guy making a suspicious face
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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"At least they're getting that bag"
Matt Cardona on the reason he took a paycut to go back to WWE in a interview w/ Jeremy Jacobowitz
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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wait why is Griff Garrison a cowboy lol
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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
20 year olds coming back to the party after projectile vomiting in the backyard like:
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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Someone please just give this dude a sex robot so he can go away.
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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm definitely not close to dropping some dope shit.
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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@mikeyrukus.bsky.social was Thekla's theme inspired by Lacuna Coil? I get it, if so. That band needs more worship.
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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dave Meltzer hiding in a pillow fort with a sign that says No Girls Allowed
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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
900K with a 2 year high in the demo for the PAC tribute show and it should have been higher.
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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What in the world?
Fraxiom and Rey Fenix vs Ricky Starks and the War Raiders for some reason
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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They got Evil doing jobs to the caterpillar man on youtube lol
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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
How's that lawsuit going?
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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lmao TNA is really trying to convince people they sold 1500 tickets to Bound for Glory in 4 days?
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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lmao they radicized Butters
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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Google lets mobile ads automatically install apps on your phone now? We really need to start executing these tech bros.
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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bryan Danielson returns to WHAT
Caption of video is cutoff so it says "Bryan Danielson returns to the ring to j o i"
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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Claudio Castagnoli in a lucha mask
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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#AEW
Will Ospreay crouching on the top rope with an image of PAC screaming on the screen behind him
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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I was already broke and then Danielson said "I love this man and this is how I know how to show it"
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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I am out of tears #AEW
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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I WANT HIM TO BE THE 6TH MOST TIRED MAN IN THIS MATCH
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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
DRAGON?!
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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I will rewatch that in 10 years and cry.
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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
FUCK YOU RICK DID THE HANDSPRINGS
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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ricochet's promo was a tough watch but holy shit they came out all business.
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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nah man. Trying to explain this Bryan/Mox hug to my stepfather when we've had several of those throughout his cancer diagnosis has broken me. Tell everyone you love them.
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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I am starting AEW now and I am already bawling.
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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have to work a show tonight so I am missing it live, which means I will be starting Dynamite at like 1 or 2am while having some drinks at the house. My poor tear ducts.
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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hey man didn't you get over on the indies by being the fuck the fed guy on BTE?
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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#AEW
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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That NXT situation is nuts and it's even crazier that a bunch of the dirtiest of dirt sheets doxxed the poor girl who filed the order while simultaneously slut shaming her.
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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
For some reason, I don't think renaming it "superior intelligence" or whatever is gonna make people like it more. Masterful gambit.
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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I saw an ad for Copilot just now that featured a dev having a problem understanding a mathematical concept, so the dev asks it to ELI5. The dev has a miraculous understanding all of a sudden, then the AI tells him to enjoy a snack, which cuts to him sitting like a toddler sipping a juice box.
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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
JESUS H
Ospreay v Ricochet announced for the PAC tribute show
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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cheeseplate been a scumbag ever since his "all elite whites" post went viral years ago. He also said Collision on Saturday did 0.0 "fast nationals". There was no "Collision" on Saturday. He is fed those numbers. He'll do whatever he is told or thinks will get attention. Can't take a day off from it.
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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Awful lot of -281 follower accounts around here diving on the sword for WWE today
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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Nobody: Justin Roberts: #AEW
Seagull loudly yells "he is a bastard"
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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Time not important. Only life important.
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