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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 13h
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17h
Hacky Pop-Up Book’s Narrative Tension Pretty Dependent On Lifting Colored Flaps theonion.com/hacky-pop-up-book-s-na…
Hacky Pop-Up Book’s Narrative Tension Pretty Dependent On Lifting Colored Flaps
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ChinnyVision @chinnyvision.bsky.social · 19h
October the 1st......
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Jaunty Art @jaunty.art · 30/09/2026
An inflatable elephant trunk on a shop doorway atop some stairs
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David Cake @davecakes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Is there a Mr Arrested after installing flock cameras inside flocks CEO’s home for his ‘safety’?
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David Cake @davecakes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Spending a billion £ on full backs was a bit of a giveaway.
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My gf got her eggs frozen last year and now we’re looking into freezing some embryos and if things keep going according to plan, fingers crossed, in a couple years we’ll freeze a whole baby
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Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day @apartridgeqotd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Drop a RUNNER 👟 🖤
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Chris and his farmily of forever farm friends @caenhillcc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The evening reverse rush hour for supper
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Chloe Cumming @chloecumming.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hoot! Squawk! Bkark! Squee! (Bird noises there) I have added three new birds to my bird art shop store art gallery website, so someone can actually BUY them if they want, I know, how lucky would that person be!? 💨 www.chloecumming.com/birds
Serene soft mixed media wide head Ural owl Yellow faced chaotic masked lapwing, not a scientific diagram Flapping messy tawny owl on white paper
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Will Sebag-Montefiore @wsebag.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Far Right's response to RAF Fairford (whilst I make poached eggs) Let me know if you'd like to see more of me cooking whilst talking about politics I am REALLY good at one of those things
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 29/09/2026
Sit back, dim the lights, or switch them off if you don't have dimmers,
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S01E01 Once Upon a Beginning 29 January 2004
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b3ta @b3ta.com · 28/09/2026
B3ta newsletter 1000, out now "Only 66 issues until our Battle of Hastings special" * BUFFY'S SWEARING TELEPHONE - now works on mobile * GUESS THE SHOPPING - what price is milk? * BAD DINOSAURS - Netflix resurrects them b3ta.com/newsletter/i...
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B3TA newsletter: "ONLY 66 ISSUES UNTIL OUR BATTLE OF HASTINGS SPECIAL"
B3TA newsletter: "ONLY 66 ISSUES UNTIL OUR BATTLE OF HASTINGS SPECIAL"
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Number 137 @number137.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
same vibes
Far Side cartoon - brick aliens are landing just next to a karate dojo
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026
Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.
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Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport
Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Most people don't expect you to fire a trebuchet at their house, that's what makes it such a fun surprise
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Bex Luther @superbreeze.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When Smeagol is your Evri courier
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Richard Littler @richardlittler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Only in Switzerland. Workmen having a cheeky fondue by the side of the road over the weekend. Identities obscured to protect the peckish.
Workmen eating fondue by the side of the road.Workman eating fondue by the side of the road.
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Richard Morris @ahistoryinart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lesser Ury was one of the first artists in Germany to take hectic modern city life, with its traffic and busy nightlife in theatres and bars, as a topic for art. As in this work from 1920, Berlin, its motor vehicles and a wet evening, plays a prominent role in his work.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Instantly cured my depression thinking about Hank Hill pronouncing "Nier: Automata"
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Spong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What at horrible day to have eyes.
A glory hole of Capt Tom, so it looks like you're sucking off the old garden wobbler.
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 26/09/2026
Alberta’s self-image as world’s only rat-free region shattered by discovery of rat
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Alberta’s self-image as world’s only rat-free region shattered by discovery of rat
Province’s rat patrol called in to investigate as town of Bowden announces discovery of dead vermin
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 26/09/2026
A meme (not mine!!!) in which the guys from the Sopranos suffer the linguistic fall of humanity after the Tower of Babel incident
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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 26/09/2026
One of my favourite current genres of social media post is Pokémon card scalpers complaining that Pokémon are making more cards so that kids can actually buy them at cost price, and making out like this is a threat to their livelihood, like ripping kids off is a decent upstanding thing to do.
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Brian Groom @groomb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A Pint at the Gaslamp, Manchester, painting by Michael Ashcroft.
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David Reid @licklepuma.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So, what should city's punishment be if all appeals are rejected? Apparently there are no set punishments for this in the rulebook. 3 Premier Leagues, 3 League Cups and an FA Cup were won by them across this period. They also failed to co-operate with the investigations into them which is damning.
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David Reid @licklepuma.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dirty cheating bastards has never been truer than today.
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hookland.bsky.social @hookland.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Goodnight from the St. Urith clergy house, its nuns giving each retired priest their nightly blessing of whisky as members of the Ghost-layers' Club mutter in a corner. Goodnight from Abigail Ash, calling spirits from all five directions of the cunning compass. Goodnight from Hookland.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026
Recipe Passed Down From Grandma Gussied Up To Be Less Poor theonion.com/recipe-passed-down-fro…
Recipe Passed Down From Grandma Gussied Up To Be Less Poor
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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Shadow (he/him) @shad0.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Latin verb for “to learn” is “discere.” The Latin noun for “the underworld” is “infernus.” Accordingly, “I learn for the Hell of it” in Latin is “disco inferno.”
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 23/09/2026
 author, dreamweaver,  visionary, plus actor.
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S01E06 The Creeping Moss from the Shores of Shuggoth 4 March 2004
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 24/09/2026
Ron Cobb’s original signage designs for Alien, made with felt tip pen and graph paper. humanoidhistory.tumblr.com/post/8286472...
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
GREMLINS 2: The New Batch (1990)
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History and Heritage Yorkshire @handhyorkshire.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Castle Howard (Yorkshire) Arboretum come alive with autumn colour in October and early November. Bronze oaks, golden beeches and crimson maples create a spectacular display. The ‘October Glory’ red maple and the Acer Grove are full of vibrant shades of red and orange.
The stunning autumn foliage at the Castle Howard Arboretum (commonly known as The Yorkshire Arboretum) Image: Allan Harris, CC BY-NC-ND 4.0
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John Scary Name Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
dear the beano, bring back biffo as the mascot you cowards sincerely, john
My lovely redraw of the bear man who imbibes the piss

He turns to stare at you, eyes telling with divilment
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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Here's today's column on the astonishing, ongoing mistreatment of people with #ME/CFS. Please spread it far and wide: the only thing which can break the media's wall of indifference is seeing an article about the issue go viral. Thank you. 1/2 www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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Abandoned, dismissed and gaslighted: there is no excuse for the way ME sufferers have been betrayed | George Monbiot
Changes in guidance and science seem to have little impact on millions of devastated lives. It’s a social crisis playing out behind closed doors, says Guardian columnist George Monbiot
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ceej @ceej.online · 07/04/2025
it doesn't really matter to me which animal it is: if there's a bull or a bear in the market I'm probably not going inside
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Woodrow Phoenix @mrphoenix.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Not a drill. Take all necessary steps to protect yourselves. It’s too late for the person who tried to warn us all, don’t let their sacrifice be in vain
The underground car park at Tesco. On the wall by the lifts is a chilling message stuck onto the store signage:
TESCO BANANAS LOOSE 
The sticker is ripped along the bottom edge, obviously a terrible struggle has taken place 
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Nat Guest @unfortunatalie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"My house and his house are two different houses, territories overlaid and overlapping. Our topographies don’t yet mesh; we are both creeping around each other’s edges, living together but apart." My first few weeks with a cat. nothingbutawordbag.substack.com/p/where-a-ca...
Substack preview. Art of two black cats, voids against a floral sofa. Text: Where a cat could sit - on learning to live alone together
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Ray Newman @raynewman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A 1970s poster: Milton Keynes is a great place to put down roots. The main image is of a mother, father and two children standing awkwardly in the garden of a red brick new build house. It's somewhere between nostalgic, melancholy and spooky.
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Matt Brandenburg @brandenburgdm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I found this house yesterday and am positive some sinister stuff is happening in it. I mean, it's literally on Elm Street in town!
A house with a tall peak and lot's of pointed features on it. Behind a wrought-iron fence.
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Nat Guest @unfortunatalie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Found a friend in the compost heap x
Me holding a slow worm and histongue isoutSlow worm curled roundmy fingers
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.
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Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day @apartridgeqotd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
These awards are about people like Susan Creswell...
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Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day @apartridgeqotd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Mike from Acton... can't cook but sells kitchens!
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 24/09/2026
this is the guy i reposted the other day who interviewed meta employees with pervert glasses - meta have taken his video down for “harassment”. which makes it one of the most effective pieces of satire in recent memory
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
if self deprecating was a sport i’d really suck at it
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