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schrodinger's catboy

@genderfunk.bsky.social
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lukas/luke. late 20s. foodie. gay and annoying. coping with my lack of dick and balls through the use of social media (sorry in advance) 🔞🔞🔞

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schrodinger's catboy @genderfunk.bsky.social · 15h
i do the same thing with my penis
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pochy @pochowek.bsky.social · 15h
Chief Rebel Angel @11natrium.bsky.social
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 15h
Lemons
Perfect for orange juice   

This photo shows a supermarket display shelf sign labeled "Lemons" with the subheading "Perfect for orange juice," featuring a graphic of bright yellow lemons where a piece of the label has been torn and clumsily repaired with tape.
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 17h
Picnic for garbage babies. 💕 Photo from my collection, no date/info.
Black and white photo of a tabby cat and what are presumably her three tabby kittens. They are all on top of a galvanized metal trash can outdoors which has been covered with a white cloth. There is a bowl of something in the middle and they are all eating from it.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 16h
scene from the blair witch project with the main character screaming and running away from some culty wooden craft holding a hot dog
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 16h
the blair witch hot dog
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 21h
Sharks are like if dinosaurs were real
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team badposts❤️‍🔥🐟 @team-luckless.pmd.social · 09/10/2026
Me when I take front again
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 21h
if you’re going to act that way i’m taking my glowing orb and going home
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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 17h
stop texting me about various props, campaign workers. you already know im going to vote with my eyes closed randomly picking bubbles at random like i do every election like a REAL american
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Elder Scrolls Items @tes-itemsbot.bsky.social · 16h
Heavy Bottle of Lubrication
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Deoxy_Diamond ⭐ @deoxy-diamond.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yami Yugi #Fanart #yugioh
retrato de um personagem negro com cabelos espetados em spikes com pontas roxas e detalhes em amarelo alem de dreads amarelos na parte da frente, ele tem um colar grande com uma pirâmide  de ouro invertida com um olho talhado
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emma (toys) @freeuse.toys · 16h
does rodney copperbottom have tboy swag
Rodney copperbottom from the movie robots
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James @james.tarnation.lol · 18h
🎶 cut my lunch into pieces, this is my last pop tart 🎶
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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 17h
Vincent Van Go-Gurt
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𝔰𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔪 ☾ @w0lfertinger666.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
hey! who ate all the tboy pussy! badum-tsss
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GenAAaarghhvieve 🧟‍♀️ @gensibayan.bsky.social · 17h
Them: why don't you get back on the dating apps, are you afraid of being rejected...? Me: errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr........ Let's call it that 😬
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Fishtopher and Friends @fishtopher.bsky.social · 17h
Yellin
Fishtopher, a classic brown tabby cat with green eyes, stands with his mouth open. A sunbeam harshly illuminates his face and upper body.
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im zeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek @softwareangel.neocities.org · 09/10/2026
no single crouton tonite boyz
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
is it illegal to make welcome mat out of quicksand
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sophia ♥️🎃 @sophamir.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
they just want you to drink more water so you piss more
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 08/10/2026
“we call this flavor ‘the shoggoth.’ it opens the mind to non-euclidian geometry. it drove three of our top technicians to madness.”
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hyperlexuality @baphomet.male.manipulat.org · 08/10/2026
tboy chippendales
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 08/10/2026
this website is a toilet and these are my turds
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Juni! 🥰 @literallyjustadog.online · 08/10/2026
want a shawarma but dont want to spend shawarma money
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jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 08/10/2026
it's come to my attention that some images have surfaced of me standing with whatever the Buc-ee's beaver's name is. I want to assure everyone that our relationship was purely sexual and meant nothing. thank you for your attention
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
wreck it ralph looking at negative comments with the caption: "when yo girl finally post you and it's not one positive comment"
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🎃 Spookle-Monster! 🦇 @sprinklem0nster.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bear n' Bird (in black n' white)! 🧩
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Rebecca McCarthy - Game Writing & Narrative🔜 MCM Comic Con @rebeccamwrites.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Dressmaker is a masterpiece.
I made a Garfield Dress
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Ghoulothy @landbeforetim.myatproto.social · 08/10/2026
Fresh out the meme oven
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
*reading a fun fact* ah yes, this pleases me
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 08/10/2026
explain it to me like I'm dead
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 30/08/2026
DEAR LIBRAL,
if trans the gendered
then why i just smoke kush out
the mfing DICK BONG

picture of perry the platypus holding a dick bong

This ad is brought to you by the communist party
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Ghoulothy @landbeforetim.myatproto.social · 08/10/2026
This is a potion for permanent constipation
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im zeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek @softwareangel.neocities.org · 07/10/2026
what does this mean
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FKFTSH @fkftsh.myatproto.social · 08/10/2026
silly little dude with a propellor hat and a big candy with text above him reading

I LOVE CLIMATE CHANGE!!!!
EVERYTHING IS GONNA GET WORSE FOREVER!!!!
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 29/11/2023
mostly i have been sleeping and eating cereal
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 06/10/2026
vampire who likes to hang out with his fang out
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The creature @the-creature.newgrounds.com · 06/10/2026
#smokedouttuesday
static.klipy.com
Kitty Burrito: Adorable Cat Wrapped in Blanket
Alt: Cat vveed
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im zeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek @softwareangel.neocities.org · 06/10/2026
being rolled up like a blunt would feel soooo good right now
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アメリカ大失敗 (America’s#1Failure)🫡🖕 @shamr0cker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We contain multitudes and THC
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I can be two things!
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 05/10/2026
the four genders are machine, device, apparatus, and instrument
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 06/10/2026
a picture of plants with a speech bubble to the quoted post
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pete rogers, professional diaper changer @petemrogers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
one of my favorite tweets of all time
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
holodeck and chill
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they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
*being crushed into diamonds at the center of the Earth’s inner core* “I can only go up from here!”
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"My roommate has been dating this woman for a month now and he said "tonight is the night" and wants me out of the house. I left his bedside table looking like this..."

Below the text is a photo of a wooden nightstand next to a bed. On the nightstand, four items are neatly arranged: a book titled "HOW TO COPE WITH A MASSIVE PENIS" by K. Robshaw featuring a simple stick figure, a red and gold Iron Man mask, an orange bottle of Gatorade, and a small white bowl filled with candy corn.
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Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Reverse cowgirl so I don’t have to share this breakfast burrito
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