jade “the rock” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 5hi literally have yet to have a dream this year not involving a women’s bathroom that is also a literal maze with too-small stall doors 090
Reposted by jade “the rock” johnson 🗿Lich Queen Bingus, of the Old Chicago Ruins @bingus.ough.club · 5hive reached a point where im uncomfy using *either* bathroom lmao 6273
Reposted by jade “the rock” johnson 🗿addie @addie.is.vgay.fyi · 5hin tomodachi life we made miley cyrus AND hannah montana and we're hoping they become enemies and hate each other 021
jade “the rock” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 5hlooking at bella thorne’s wikipedia page just thinking i wonder what she’s up to and i found out she’s been directing films and the first one she did was a porn film that won awards hellllll yeag and it seems like the rest aren’t porn. sounds like she’s doin good 040
jade “the rock” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 6haddie and i are gonna make dnd characters and im gonna make a little adventure for them to go on 🥺 1100
Reposted by jade “the rock” johnson 🗿Jess @ennui-haver.bsky.social · 6hthe dsm is proud to announce a partnership with pepsi for their soda. it will make you mentally ill. 161
jade “the rock” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 21hthe other day mabel bopped me in the eye so hard that i genuinely saw beetlemoses’ new color it looked exactly the same 1111
Reposted by jade “the rock” johnson 🗿Gavadon @gavadon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I skipped high school to buy tickets for The Phantom Menace. The following day my Dad asked ," how was school?" I replied, " It was fine " He then threw this newspaper at me and asked , " how the fuck would you know?" He was so pleased with himself that I didn't actually get in trouble. 301501287
jade “the rock” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 04/10/2026when your number of unread emails is a year that people u know were born in: 😎 040
jade “the rock” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 03/10/2026i love that we think of “photoshopped” as the original word for faking a photograph instead of “faked” 2190
Reposted by jade “the rock” johnson 🗿lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026who you gonna caalllll, the martini poliiice? 111
jade “the rock” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 03/10/2026ohhhhhh and in response to what u whispered in my ear i must admit sometimesssss 171
jade “the rock” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 03/10/2026its opposite day today starting in 3…2…1… 060
Reposted by jade “the rock” johnson 🗿jade “the rock” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 03/10/2026my biggest strength? my strong interpersonal relationship with rivers cuomo (lifts shirt to show extremely photorealistic tattoo covering my entire torso of me and rivers arm wrestling and grinning at the viewer. our heads are tattooed on my big hangers) 151
jade “the rock” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 03/10/2026russian sleeper agent but they programmed me wrong so when you say my activation phrase i get really sleepy and change into my pjs 0114
jade “the rock” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 03/10/2026i love when u drink 1/4 of a coffee and immediately ur colon is like It’s Time 1162
Reposted by jade “the rock” johnson 🗿sabrina, ghastly cyberdoll @unwisewoman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026"i would get my hormone advice, if i was a transgender woman, look its this simple, if you're, " *switches to exasperated tone* "IFIWASATRANSGENDERWOMANWHONEEDEDHELPWITHMYHORMONES, ID TRUST SOMEONE NAMED KATIE TIGHTPUSSY TO WRITE A GUIDE ABOUT HOW TO MAKE MY PUSSY TIGHT. OKAY?" 113613
Reposted by jade “the rock” johnson 🗿francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 03/10/2026i love my country🏳️⚧️💉 pghrt.diy 1053461
Reposted by jade “the rock” johnson 🗿skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026gay balls gay balls gay balls gay balls 3212
Reposted by jade “the rock” johnson 🗿may @maysuser.name · 03/10/2026if an artist being outed for doing something fucked tarnishes your ability to enjoy their work the only person you have to be mad at is that artist for doing that thing in the first place 0316
Reposted by jade “the rock” johnson 🗿Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 03/10/2026girl who gets bottom surgery on 9/11 out of solidarity to commemorate another tower falling. 381125108
Reposted by jade “the rock” johnson 🗿worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If you ever wondered why visible light is those particular wavelengths, it's because life evolved to see in the narrow range where water is transparent 10159621673
Reposted by jade “the rock” johnson 🗿jade “the rock” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 03/10/2026the hardest thing for me at this job is probably gonna be making sure i have sex with everyone 171
Reposted by jade “the rock” johnson 🗿jade “the rock” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 03/10/2026oh, my biggest weakness? i’m AGP. strength? (stands up and starts to bend over and reach for my tits, interviewer cuts me off and asks me to leave) 182
Reposted by jade “the rock” johnson 🗿jade “the rock” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 03/10/2026my biggest strength is my massive following online. have you ever heard of kiwifarms 191
Reposted by jade “the rock” johnson 🗿addie @addie.is.vgay.fyi · 03/10/2026my greatest weakness? i can't stop swatting livesteamers on the internet 141
Reposted by jade “the rock” johnson 🗿addie @addie.is.vgay.fyi · 03/10/2026me when i'm graham linehan 181
Reposted by jade “the rock” johnson 🗿addie @addie.is.vgay.fyi · 03/10/2026if you don't hire me dw you'll know soon! 172
jade “the rock” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 03/10/2026(job interview) oh my biggest weakness? probably the fact that i’m male socializ— (sniper kills me) 1211
Reposted by jade “the rock” johnson 🗿Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026gn 6068394264
Reposted by jade “the rock” johnson 🗿Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 03/10/2026jootball? 4529515
Reposted by jade “the rock” johnson 🗿Brady! @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026the fourth state of Katie is, of course, plasma. 191
Reposted by jade “the rock” johnson 🗿☭☠️ Dwarven King Sandbeard's Ghost ☠️☭ @thesandinator.bsky.social · 30/09/2026hark! what doth mine own nostrils detect? o, Rock, art thou in the midst of thy cookery? 154
Reposted by jade “the rock” johnson 🗿Brick @lopbrick.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Loaf mode activated! 🐇🧱 #cuteanimals #pets #rabbits 622951
jade “the rock” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 02/10/2026evil genius supervillain blows an eyelash wish in a room covered in bright white paper, laughs maniacally, scrambles embarrassingly to find the eyelash on the floor, and repeats for infinite wishes 050
jade “the rock” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 02/10/2026when ppl write my name in cursive ig kinda looks like jack and i think thats so funny 170
jade “the rock” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 02/10/2026yk instead of making a depth-first thread i could’ve just quoted the top post every time i wanted to add something and that way i could delete entries without ruining the structure 080
Reposted by jade “the rock” johnson 🗿sean pagliacci aka doctor dog with a gun @ghosthardware05.bsky.social · 02/10/2026youtu.be/sHphVx58Lvw?...youtu.beThe Furniture Store Las Vegas 1999YouTube video by GrowinupinSincity81 151
Reposted by jade “the rock” johnson 🗿sean pagliacci aka doctor dog with a gun @ghosthardware05.bsky.social · 02/10/2026there was a commercial that used to play here that said "who loves ya baby? the furniture store does, that's who" the furniture store is the only thing that loves me 391
jade “the rock” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 02/10/2026thread of songs that make me say yoooooooo when they come on 1110
Reposted by jade “the rock” johnson 🗿Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever 40119073093
Reposted by jade “the rock” johnson 🗿Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 02/10/2026Ground Effect xkcd.com/3305/ 263626328
jade “the rock” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 02/10/2026do we think my lvl 7 monk should multi class into fighter ranger or rogue or jokingly multiclass into monk 250