iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

i will eat ur dreams @gaysithis.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

like cmon if they’d just given her a pumpkin or a big bucket of snow every once in a while this could all have been avoided

010 0

i will eat ur dreams @gaysithis.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

watching jurassic world for the first time and getting so mad about the lack of enrichment in indominus rex’s enclosure

100 0

Reposted by i will eat ur dreams

𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐍 𝐈𝐍 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋™ @devononearth.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

Wife just found out about knotting

826220 0

Reposted by i will eat ur dreams

WinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

the pact

PANEL 1: A pig in an empty green space. PIG: "Last night I dreamed I was one of the main gang on Seinfeld. It was Jerry and Elaine and George and Kramer and lil' ol' me."
PANEL 2: The pig is sitting (in color) in the iconic Monk's Cafe from the television show Seinfeld alongside the show's characters (in lineart only). PIG (v.o.): "They even had an extra chair at the iconic diner booth for me now."
PANEL 3: George close up. PIG (v.o.): "And they came to me with their/our suicide pact --" GEORGE: "A *real* pact -- not one of those that *some people* always wriggle out of!"
PANEL 4: Jerry putting his arms up in surrender. PIG (v.o.): "The 90s will never come back, they said. They said the acid of their observational irony had eaten away everything of value: love, friendship, sex, community, essential government services..." JERRY: Alright, alright--*no wriggling*!"
PANEL 5: Kramer gently patting the pig's arm. PIG (v.o.): "All that remained was to diminish and go into the west." KRAMER: "Let's all slide through this last door together. I'm too weak to go alone."

162439467 0

Reposted by i will eat ur dreams

🪱𝔼𝕟𝕠𝕔𝕙🪱 @oddoblivion.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

Since sims1 is rereleasing today. All the cc you could ever want: (This is someone’s 20 year old collection) simfileshare.net/folder/166957/ How to install mods: www.parsimonious.org/support/sims...

613627 0

Reposted by i will eat ur dreams

Benny! @driftwould.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

This is so goddamn funny

106129353569 0

Reposted by i will eat ur dreams

Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

Me: *Slides alien $5 and a pudding cup* Take me off this planet please.

1536606634 0

Reposted by i will eat ur dreams

Kuntie Plopkins @kuntieplopkins.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

Time to post this again

104213446086 0

Reposted by i will eat ur dreams

Thomas Dickerson @elfprince13.mumak.app · 28/01/2025

New Zealand implies the existence of Old Apathyand.

1101 0

Reposted by i will eat ur dreams

onion person @junlper.beer · 28/01/2025

they’ve been out for 6 days they can’t help themselves

605181253279 0

Reposted by i will eat ur dreams

Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

ME: *writing in my journal with the sole aim of pissing off future historians and archaeologists* I returned to my home - which is built in the usual style - by the normal way, and prepared and ate dinner in the way I often but not always do

269232803310 0

Reposted by i will eat ur dreams

🪱𝔼𝕟𝕠𝕔𝕙🪱 @oddoblivion.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

Dr. came in and said “Are you claustrophobic?” and I said “no???” and he said “okay good” and left. They’re gonna put me in the fucking device.

81975 0

Reposted by i will eat ur dreams

𝓐𝓾𝓫𝓻𝓮𝔂 🥀🪦💀 @aub.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

if we are friends and you send me several videos at one time I will watch and react to ~one of them for the sake of our friendship. if you want me to watch several videos you will need to send them to me one at a time. this is the law

2191 0

Reposted by i will eat ur dreams

The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

oh cecilians! you're breaking my heart You're shaking my confidence baby! oh you are not a worm or a snake its a common mistake for CECILLIANS OOOOH OOWOOAAH

A photo of a Cecilian. Which is an amphibian! Like a salamander or a frog!

21704113 0

Reposted by i will eat ur dreams

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

the funniest thing about bluesky is that eventually, you're going to run into somebody who claims that they know all 26 letters of the alphabet. i'm sorry to burst your bubble, but: no. you don't. nobody does

2624703478 0

Reposted by i will eat ur dreams

pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

Very exciting! SpaceX are now one step closer to their goal of a manned spaceflight with a 100% fatality rate

1493645371 0

Reposted by i will eat ur dreams

Kim Kelly @kimkelly.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

fuck A.I. all my homies hate A.I.

13359661032 0

Reposted by i will eat ur dreams

priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

was mostly keeping it together until I read Kyle MacLachlan's tribute to David Lynch

"Forty-two years ago, for reasons beyond my comprehension, David Lynch plucked me out of obscurity to star in his first and last big budget movie. He clearly saw something in me that even I didn’t recognize. I owe my entire career, and life really, to his vision.

What I saw in him was an enigmatic and intuitive man with a creative ocean bursting forth inside of him. He was in touch with something the rest of us wish we could get to.

Our friendship blossomed on Blue Velvet and then Twin Peaks and I always found him to be the most authentically alive person I’d ever met.

David was in tune with the universe and his own imagination on a level that seemed to be the best version of human. He was not interested in answers because he understood that questions are the drive that make us who we are. They are our breath.

While the world has lost a remarkable artist, I’ve lost a dear friend who imagined a future for me and allowed me to travel in worlds I could never have conceived on my own.

I can see him now, standing up to greet me in his backyard, with a warm smile and big hug and that Great Plains honk of a voice. We’d talk coffee, the joy of the unexpected, the beauty of the world, and laugh.

His love for me and mine for him came out of the cosmic fate of two people who saw the best things about themselves in each other.

I will miss him more than the limits of my language can tell and my heart can bear. My world is that much fuller because I knew him and that much emptier now that he’s gone.

David, I remain forever changed, and forever your Kale. Thank you for everything."

176168013323 0

Reposted by i will eat ur dreams

pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

My big project for 2025 is that I’m going to finally solve the famous “Jack the Ripper” murders. I’ll start by travelling to London to interview the surviving witnesses, then go to the crime scenes to dust for prints.

1934067203 0

Reposted by i will eat ur dreams

Thomas Dickerson @elfprince13.mumak.app · 14/01/2025

not to be confused with basstouchy or troutsniffy

151 0

Reposted by i will eat ur dreams

jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

this is genuinely so beautiful

118212 0

Reposted by i will eat ur dreams

pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

It’s embarrassing for a rich person to spend millions of dollars on trying to extend their life through science when that money could be better spent on hunting for a fabled amulet that grants immortality

904472411 0

Reposted by i will eat ur dreams

Mhuyo @mhuyo.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

SOMEONE CAME TO MY TABLE ON A CONVENTION AND SHOWED ME A PICTURE OF US WHEN WE WERE KIDS PLAYING MAPLESTORY???? WHAT??? HOW??? WHO ARE YOU?????

7498211436 0

Reposted by i will eat ur dreams

UselessFodder @uselessfodder.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

Just incredible things from the VLC folks

4380342753 0

Reposted by i will eat ur dreams

Slippy @damnslippy.slippy.me · 11/01/2025

Sincerely delighted to discover, 45 minutes into this nearly-wordless three-hour documentary about French monks who take vows of silence, that among the reasons they *can* talk is "to make sure the monastery cats know when it's mealtime by making little kitty-calling noises at them."

228192863054 0

Reposted by i will eat ur dreams

Kenzie ✨ @notknz.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

Do I love video games? Yes. Am I a terrible video game player? Also yes.

2054741800 0

Reposted by i will eat ur dreams

Kat La Ronde @katlaronde.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

There is something so sweet about the human capacity for enthusiasm. For a few days everyone in LA has been glued to Watch Duty and getting in the weeds of how water drops work. Now there are people out here who honestly have a favorite water plane that they are following closely and rooting for.

An Instagram post of a screenshot someone took of a water planes “stats” i.e. how many drops it’s made and its ground speed etc.

13197461521 0

Reposted by i will eat ur dreams

pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

The real lesson of Zuckerberg and Musk is that some people are just born with loser stink on them that no amount of wealth or power will ever scrub off

130115561916 0

Reposted by i will eat ur dreams

Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

Reminder to all my depressed chums currently experiencing winter, don't forget to take your vitamin D

1014223 0

Reposted by i will eat ur dreams

honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

i don't understand was i supposed to kill him

6976791457 0

Reposted by i will eat ur dreams

Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

help my rearranged furniture is attacking me every time I walk by

24769152 0

Reposted by i will eat ur dreams

Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

"smart dishwasher" why the fuck would I want a smart dishwasher I like my appliances stupid and meek thank you very much

3089321719 0

Reposted by i will eat ur dreams

jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/01/2025

i feel like no one taught a lot of these kids about per unit cost? like, even if i buy the most expensive ingredients, the per unit cost of making chocolate chip cookies at home is still cheaper than buying them from a bakery.

69910612914 0

Reposted by i will eat ur dreams

Thomas Dickerson @elfprince13.mumak.app · 05/01/2025

we should have 13 28-day months, with a bonus extra-monthly holiday (or two for leap years) leading up to New Year’s Day (and align New Year’s Eve to the solstice)

184 0

Reposted by i will eat ur dreams

Ann Aguirre @annaguirre.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

I don't want my fridge to have a camera or Wi-Fi. I don't want my dishwasher to be smart. I don't want my washing machine to text me. In fact, I kinda miss knobs and dials and knowing big appliances would last 20 years and could still be repaired.

1324325174919 0

Reposted by i will eat ur dreams

JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

it's just buying more dish soap and olive oil until you die?

2186277 0

Reposted by i will eat ur dreams

MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

Yet ANOTHER person with the same teeth as me at the coincidentists.

731429 0

Reposted by i will eat ur dreams

Matt Aytch Taylor @matthtaylor.com · 05/01/2025

i just want to make enough money from my art to pay my bills and take the occasional national parks road trip

262786206 0

Reposted by i will eat ur dreams

onion person @junlper.beer · 05/01/2025

being a faggot is the greatest joy of my life

12793291991 0

Reposted by i will eat ur dreams

Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

Big win! President Biden will designate two new national monuments in CA: the 644,000-acre Chuckwalla near Joshua Tree and the 200,000-acre Sáttítla near the Oregon border, protecting tribal lands and vital ecosystems. #Conservation #PublicLands

373521374 0