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Kuntie Plopkins

@kuntieplopkins.bsky.social
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Hider of Daily Mails Old bag No Parmesán! ✊️ Illegitimi non carbonara! SHOVE YOUR CHLORINATED CHICKEN UP YOUR CHLORINATED BUM! Thrown out of the Brownies 4 "subversion" C/W may contain politics Same birthday as #craftywank & Prince George (diff year obvs)

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Kuntie Plopkins @kuntieplopkins.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Another massive US acc nicking people's content for numbers. Blocked
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Kuntie Plopkins @kuntieplopkins.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Does anyone know whether this is up to date? Thanks refukked.lovable.app
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Lovable App
Interactive online bingo card keeping track of the local election Reform UK exits
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Hillary Rodham Clinton @hillaryclinton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is worrying news. But anxiety is not a strategy. Join @indivisible.org's midterm election protection program to help make sure we're ready for whatever tricks Trump tries to hold on to power. indivisible.org/campaigns/ou...
MS NOW: Trump administration refuses international election monitors for first time in over 2 decades
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Kuntie Plopkins @kuntieplopkins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Corporate manslaughter
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Kuntie Plopkins @kuntieplopkins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Is that the real james blunt bluesky acc ? No blue tick....
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smtm_LFC1975 @smtmlfc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Mate just sent me this. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Kuntie Plopkins @kuntieplopkins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sacred band of Thebes? Go Marco!!!
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Kuntie Plopkins @kuntieplopkins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
***One last push for this government fireworks consultation as it closes at midnight tonight*** (I intend to use the email address too)
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Kuntie Plopkins @kuntieplopkins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Keep Truss away from me!!!!
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Andrew Deck @andrewdeck.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ChatGPT is adding the signatures of real New Yorker cartoonists to its AI-generated images. So far, I've found the signatures of more than 15 contributors. "It’s slop, and unlike the other slop that I’ve encountered, this is slop that’s pretending to be me." www.niemanlab.org/2026/10/chat...
Left: A cartoon generated by ChatGPT and signed with Emily Flake’s signature that was posted to a Reddit forum in June. Right: A real Emily Flake cartoon published in The New Yorker on August 20, 2026 and licensed via The Cartoon Bank.
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Kuntie Plopkins @kuntieplopkins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Bluesky, do you have a favourite brand of hot chocolate? I'm getting fed up with trying different brands & not finding one that I really like
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Kuntie Plopkins @kuntieplopkins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Paging the UK....
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Svetovid @svetovid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well, that's a hell of a thing to leave next to a statue of Joan of Arc.😏
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Widdershins Smith 🐘 @msmith3.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Is that a sign of Rabies?
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Elizabeth Anne, PhD @lacksauthority.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
never the wrong time for this classic
Screenshot of a tweet by @RobbtKraft reading “scientist: "does everyone here know what Watson and Crick discovered?" 
me from back of room: "Rosalind Franklin's notes"”
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Kuntie Plopkins @kuntieplopkins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
James Cleverly on r4. Can't contain my excitement- I'm literally "foaming at the gash"
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Kuntie Plopkins @kuntieplopkins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This governmental consultation on fireworks closes at midnight TOMORROW
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Kuntie Plopkins @kuntieplopkins.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Disappointed to see that RFK Jr. has once again been overlooked for the 2026 Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine
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Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Any time you hear a Tory talking about “hard working families”, there is a significant part of their brain thinking “infant chimney sweep”.
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Helene von Bismarck @helenebismarck.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A statement from the head of the @boell.de Foundation, the political foundation behind the German Green Party. 👇
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Kuntie Plopkins @kuntieplopkins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Who said I was joking?
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Hughstergeist @hughster.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
This isn't "a random Twitter user". It's the person who runs Stats For Lefties, a very influential account with 100k followers. They're also a Green party member
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Kuntie Plopkins @kuntieplopkins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's 4th October, so I've put the brussel sprouts on a slow simmer ready for Christmas dinner.
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun.
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Jason Sinclair @jsinclair.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hammering it into an open goal like Jude Bellingham against a team of 12-year-olds.
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Kuntie Plopkins @kuntieplopkins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you feel this consultation has omitted options that you feel strongly about the email address is fireworksconsultation@businessandtrade.gov.uk
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Kuntie Plopkins @kuntieplopkins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The government's consultation on fireworks closes this week, so here is the link. I'm pretty sure there's also an email address for people who "cannot respond online" www.gov.uk/government/c...
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Fireworks and pyrotechnics in the UK
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NewsThump @newsthump.com · 24/09/2026
NEWS! Scientists reclassify the shortest measurable unit of time as that which occurs between Tommy Robinson's mate being arrested and the launch of his fundraising page buff.ly/pQI5HD4
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Scientists reclassify the shortest measurable unit of time as that which occurs between Tommy Robinson’s mate being arrested and the launch of his fundraising page
The world of physics is in shock after scientists announced the reclassification of the shortest measurable unit of time following the arrest of Tommy Robinson’s mate Danny Tommo. Previously,…
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Kuntie Plopkins @kuntieplopkins.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Liz Truss is a perfect example of what happens when primitive versions of AI go rogue
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Kuntie Plopkins @kuntieplopkins.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Kuntie Plopkins @kuntieplopkins.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It is my personal view that the fact that there is no free cake on the NHS is discriminatory therefore if I was PM .... www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Burnham brands ban on football fans drinking alcohol in stands as 'discrimination'
The prime minister opposes the law - in place since 1985 - and believes there is a case to remove it.
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Kuntie Plopkins @kuntieplopkins.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You know I'm really not convinced he's made America great again
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Kuntie Plopkins @kuntieplopkins.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Is there any food left in the US that hasn't been recalled & is still safe to eat? Maybe Trump saying that people were eating the cats & dogs was some sort of advisory?
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I don’t know why, but something about the one-two punch here strikes me as morbidly hilarious in a cosmic sort of way.
An engineer on the Claude AI subreddit explains his frustrations with artificial intelligence’s impact on his job  Claude responds with the most AI summary to ever AI summary
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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
lol my flight got diverted because of a medical emergency and they landed us in reykjavik in the middle of the night and deplaned us and sent us through passport control and then the crew vanished and then british airways sent us links to book an overnight hotel room but for a hotel at heathrow
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Kuntie Plopkins @kuntieplopkins.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Men, you might think those shitty neolithic opinions are "clever", but this is what they do to your reputation that repels women, says KUNTIE PLOPKINS
Screenshot from mail: women,  you might think those god awful barrel jeans are "flattering", but this is what they do to your figure that repels men, says SIMON MILLS
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Kuntie Plopkins @kuntieplopkins.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
🎶🎵 Oh Danny buoy....🎵🎶
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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Autumn poem just dropped.
[The poem has been written in the shape of a deciduous tree with letters (or ‘leaves’) missing from the text]:
 
  comm   n pr  ble    whe    writin    p   ems
in the shape of decid o   s trees
is t  at once t   ere ar   ives
the fir   t sti   rings of    he new aut   mn breeze,  
  he       oems will begi    to shake    hemselves ge   tly  
  ntil their letters loos   n like leaves,
an they d start to float down
then
 
[The missing letters from the tree have landed on the last line to form the phrase]

turntomushuponthegroun

[The final ‘d’ is floating down to complete the phrase.]
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Kuntie Plopkins @kuntieplopkins.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Fixed that headline for you @theguardian.com
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Kuntie Plopkins @kuntieplopkins.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hey @andyburnham.bsky.social - you appear to still be on mute mate!
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Kevin Thurston @del-boy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“Bonettes de douche Rodney”
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Kuntie Plopkins @kuntieplopkins.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Are we calling them the "Nonce Bonnettes', now then?
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The BMJ @bmj.com · 22/09/2026
Girls denied education today become women with poorer health. Nadia Akseer and colleagues look at why Afghanistan's bans on girls and women’s education and engagement in public life also represents a profound public health threat
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Afghanistan’s restrictions on women are becoming a public health emergency
Girls denied education today become women with poorer health, write Nadia Akseer and colleagues It’s been five years since the Taliban returned to power, and restrictions on Afghan girls and women h...
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Kuntie Plopkins @kuntieplopkins.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
🤪
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Kuntie Plopkins @kuntieplopkins.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
EVERYBODY at the UN should've walked out the second that deranged narcissist stood up to speak.
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Kuntie Plopkins @kuntieplopkins.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Too many replies - sorry I'm not reading them all
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Kuntie Plopkins @kuntieplopkins.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Isn't it lovely & peaceful without the media covering every annoying fart made by that deranged narcissist in the whitehouse?
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Bjork - It's Oh So Quiet Music Video
ALT: Bjork - It's Oh So Quiet Music Video
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Sharon O'Dea @sharonodea.com · 22/09/2026
A landlord making £100,000 a month says young people have “no excuse to be poor”. Excellent. I love financial advice. Gather round, children, let's examine how he himself stopped being poor. metro.co.uk/2026/09/20/i...
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I’m a landlord making £100,000 a month — young people have no excuse to be poor
Samuel bought his first home aged 17 with a 100% mortgage.
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Kuntie Plopkins @kuntieplopkins.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Absolutely brilliant thread for Gen "young people" who complain about being poor...
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