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Kat La Ronde

@katlaronde.bsky.social
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Writer. Elder Millennial. My personality is “from Boston”

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 15h
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 01/10/2026
Italy really went off with focaccia. Like yeah just fuckin put olive oil right on the bread. Their minds.
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Kat La Ronde @katlaronde.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
American Psycho
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Kat La Ronde @katlaronde.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don’t listen to the radio. Once a year I go to a break fast at Amanda’s place and one of her gay friends will play good music and that is how I’ll learn about, say, Chappel Rown.
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Kat La Ronde @katlaronde.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just my opinion
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Kat La Ronde @katlaronde.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I did watch every X-Men movie in order recently, but on the other hand, I was ashamed enough to not log any of them on Letterboxd.
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Kat La Ronde @katlaronde.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I got a raise today, so I’m up in the liquor cabinet typing ingredients into the Make Me a Cocktail website. No mixers so this should be a real celebration.
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Kat La Ronde @katlaronde.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Big ears, little face
A black cat with big ears and a cute little face
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Kat La Ronde @katlaronde.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Here, you need this:
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Kat La Ronde @katlaronde.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Oh really? Would a narcissist be served this Instagram ad constantly and worry each and every time they lay eyes on it that they are, in fact, a narcissist?
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Kat La Ronde @katlaronde.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
That feeling when want scrambled eggs so bad you’re being physically restrained
A black cat with his head in a woman’s hand. He is glaring.
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Kat La Ronde @katlaronde.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I get so happy each time I get to exchange a “Shanah Tova”
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A thread of Rosh Hashana things to read, if you would like to: Some thoughts on what prayer is, might be, even if you don't "believe in God" - and why maybe that's not always what matters-
lifeisasacredtext.com
seasonal goodies
permission, inspiration, and more
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Kat La Ronde @katlaronde.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
LA sunsets are like no other. I love living here.
Dusk. Bright pink clouds streak across the sky.
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Kat La Ronde @katlaronde.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I am, as it turns out, the only person that is psyched for this movie. AMC emailed me today and said “Hey, you nerd, no one wants to see this movie and your screening is cancelled.”
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Kat La Ronde @katlaronde.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I’m having a very bad night. I feel awful about myself and the world. My friend keeps trying to cheer me up by sending me pics of her bangs, which she tried to trim herself today. It’s working dammit. This is what love is.
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Kat La Ronde @katlaronde.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I’m looking for a new cat behavioralist and, wow, if you are looking for a career consider this one. The last one I spoke to is booked up until JANUARY.
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Kat La Ronde @katlaronde.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What should I upload to this “then and now” of my dead cat? The box of ashes? The new cat?
A Facebook “then and now” template featuring a gorgeous tabby with green eyes
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(VFP) Strategic Gravitas Reserve @braak.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"maybe Scrooge was right" Scrooge wasn't real! He was invented specifically for the purpose of being wrong!
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Kat La Ronde @katlaronde.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
These were terrible. Truly a disgrace.
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Kat La Ronde @katlaronde.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
You people keep trying to make every vegetable into fries, and now the only butternut squash I could find was crinkle cut. I hope you’re happy.
Butternut squash cut into fries
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Kat La Ronde @katlaronde.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I hope the trailer for Mayday brings Emma Thompson a sense that all is right in the world.
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Kat La Ronde @katlaronde.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
My friends and I are watching The Mummy simultaneously from our respective homes, so don’t tell me I don’t have a social life.
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Kat La Ronde @katlaronde.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I do realize I’m opening myself up to ridicule here, but I’m now a person who employs an animal behavioralist. She told me to talk to the cat, and with alarming speed I started roasting him instead.
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Kat La Ronde @katlaronde.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The way my soul cried out LETS FUCKING GOOOOO at seeing this image of Andrew Garfield dressed like a medieval peasant several stories high at Hollywood and Highland…
The poster for The Uprising
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I would have more sympathy for people going "why did they give Odysseus 21st-century morals and scruples around war and the use of violence" if they'd actually gone to see the movie that took the opposite approach
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Kat La Ronde @katlaronde.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Not technically “on” the counter.
A black and white cat sits like a loaf in a shallow box atop the kitchen counter
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Kat La Ronde @katlaronde.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
At what point in this cottage cheesaissance do we get pre-blended cottage cheese? Because I’m tired of scraping my blender.
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Kat La Ronde @katlaronde.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
A very happy Black Cat Appreciation Day to all who celebrate!
A shiny black and white cat
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Kat La Ronde @katlaronde.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I try not to blame my mom, she didn’t realize when she named me Katharine with two As that someday someone would have to send me a zoom link.
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Kat La Ronde @katlaronde.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I was up all night on Saturday with Sunday scaries and I just don’t think my brain should be allowed to do that.
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Kat La Ronde @katlaronde.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
It’s a hard sell, unless “it’s about a very large man who has no sense of humor” would convince her.
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Kat La Ronde @katlaronde.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I’m single, so I’m allowed to eat crackers for dinner while I watch Reacher.
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Kat La Ronde @katlaronde.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Great. Now I have to read Last of the Mohicans.
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The only thing that makes life possible is permanent, intolerable uncertainty: not knowing what comes next.
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Podcast Like It's... @podcastlikeits.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Catherine Zeta-Jones is the actual MVP of America's Sweethearts. "Did we brush my teeth today?" is still one of the great unsung line reads. Video is up on Patreon. Link in bio    @pmiscove.bsky.social   @emilystjams.bsky.social   @katlaronde.bsky.social  #AmericasSweethearts
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Kathryn VanArendonk @kvanaren.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
my messy house is not a moral failing my messy house is not a moral failing my messy house is not a moral failing my messy house is not a moral failing my messy house is not a moral failing my messy house is not a moral failing my messy house is not a moral failing my messy house is not a moral fai
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Kat La Ronde @katlaronde.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
“As you can see, my eyes are closed and I am sleeping. Therefore, you can stop yelling at me to ‘get down’ and ‘stop reaching for that plate’ okay?”
A black and white cat reaches his paw towards a plate. His eyes are closed
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Kat La Ronde @katlaronde.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Yearning, longing glances across a crowded party, letters left for the object of one’s affection to read, chivalrously offering a lady a ride home…Spider-Man: Brand New Day is a Jane Austen novel.
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Kat La Ronde @katlaronde.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
My late in life realization is that butternut squash, roasted with some honey and a crack of pepper, is a perfect food that goes with breakfast, lunch, or dinner. My beta-carotene levels are off the charts.
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Kat La Ronde @katlaronde.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I had so much fun discussing this silly movie and working through my feelings about my foundational childhood crush on John Cusack.
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Phillip Iscove @pmiscove.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This week on @podcastlikeits The 2000s @emilystjams.bsky.social and I continue our Beat Actress Follow-Up miniseries by talking America’s Sweethearts w/ @katlaronde.bsky.social! We discuss Julia Roberts’ post-Oscar films, Robert Downey Jr and how the plot of this movie made my head hurt.
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Kat La Ronde @katlaronde.bsky.social · 04/04/2024
Hey. I thought you guys should see this picture of a rain frog yawning. His name is Potato Fairy. I love him.
A rain frog, yawning.
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Kat La Ronde @katlaronde.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
In a moment of unspeakable hubris, I purchased a toothbrush for cats.
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Kat La Ronde @katlaronde.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The Tom Hiddleston Pompeii doc IS both very goofy and also quite in awe of the various methods academics use to understand history, in a very sweet way.
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Kat La Ronde @katlaronde.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Not really a cat so much as an alien species impersonating a feline. He’s weird. Everything he does is just 4% wrong. When he cuddles me he lays across my throat, he is obsessed with what happens in the kitchen drain, he hates treats, he has a deep fascination with pompoms. A freak.
 A black and white cat peers over the edge of his cat bed.
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 31/07/2026
What's your personal great white whale of an unsolved mystery? The thing you desperately hope is solved before you die because you need to know the answer? Mine is the Isabella Stewart Gardener Museum heist. Where the hell are the Rembrandts. I need the full story
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Kat La Ronde @katlaronde.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Nice relaxing Saturday morning, sipping my cofffee and obsessing about how I accidentally used the word “tenor” instead of “tenure” in an email 24 hours ago
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Kat La Ronde @katlaronde.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I’m eating a pizza with crust made out of cottage cheese, which is apparently a thing that’s possible. Every year I spend on this earth, I learn dazzling new things.
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Kat La Ronde @katlaronde.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
We aren’t going to have any more epic movies if you guys can’t be normal about it.
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