Benny! @driftwould.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Just coming here to say I am speechless that I now have to root for Paul George 000
Benny! @driftwould.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Believing predictive markets as if they are a true snapshot of public opinion is a sign of being the stupidest human on planet earth 010
Benny! @driftwould.bsky.social · 02/01/2026Speaks to how powerfully lame this site is that people still won’t leave Twitter for it. I’m not sure what you gotta do to fix this Bluesky, but you gotta do it 100
Benny! @driftwould.bsky.social · 05/12/2025I’m doing the “listen to A Long December every day in December” challenge and so far it’s going well. It’s been so long since I’ve seen the ocean. I guess I should. 000
Benny! @driftwould.bsky.social · 28/09/2025“That’s right Jay! It’s time to talk about One Battle After Another!” @redlettermedia.com 010
Benny! @driftwould.bsky.social · 20/09/2025Woke up at 7 on my day off and I’ve been doing errands all morning. Do I feel good about it? No, it fucking sucks. I’d rather be doing nothing like a piece of shit 000
Benny! @driftwould.bsky.social · 19/09/2025Every time you use chatgpt you should get this image texted to you 010
Benny! @driftwould.bsky.social · 17/09/2025Listening to an almost 3 hour podcast about the Lemonheads just to feel something 110
Benny! @driftwould.bsky.social · 15/09/2025“It’s the video games” Yeah you’re so right. Anyways I just logged on to Facebook and all the suggested reels were AI slop of babies falling off of buildings and people killing each other 000
Benny! @driftwould.bsky.social · 14/09/2025I’ve been locked out of this account for a while. Anyways, both of my fantasy football teams are cooked. 110
Benny! @driftwould.bsky.social · 04/08/2025Locked out of my band account on here which is cool. You update the password and it won’t work when you try to log in lmao oh well 010
Benny! @driftwould.bsky.social · 04/08/2025Just started listening to the Clean. Where has this band been all my life? Good lord they were so far ahead of the curve it’s kind of unbelievable. 010
Benny! @driftwould.bsky.social · 01/07/2025Sometimes dunks is so bad it makes you wonder what you’ve done to deserve such karmic justice 010
Benny! @driftwould.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Combing through music blogs. Downloading singles from new bands to check out. Life was so much better then. The internet was also so much better then. 000
Benny! @driftwould.bsky.social · 15/03/2025Spending hours of your Saturday drawing a couch: mental illness Getting paid to spend hours of your Saturday drawing a couch: still mental illness 000
Benny! @driftwould.bsky.social · 15/03/2025Convincing friends to watch Under the Silver Lakemedia.tenor.coma very nice lucas and friends logo with a cartoon characterAlt: a very nice lucas and friends logo with a cartoon character. The cartoon character looks dumb as fuck. And has a stupid ass haircut. Fuck this stupid guy 010
Benny! @driftwould.bsky.social · 13/03/2025First it’s Waxahatchee, now it’s Coconut Records. Ben Kweller is going right for my Q zone 030
Benny! @driftwould.bsky.social · 10/03/2025Superdrag is such a fun band because they’re kinda like if someone put Elliott Smith and a shoegaze band into a blender. 030
Benny! @driftwould.bsky.social · 10/03/2025Every time this happens I feel like Ben Affleck in Good Will Hunting. Every morning I log on and I hope you’re just gone for good. No goodbye, no nothing. I hope you’re just gone 190
Benny! @driftwould.bsky.social · 10/03/2025I didn’t choose the dunks life the dunks life chose me 000
Benny! @driftwould.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Cool that our entire country gets to just be a big sandbox for this stupid asshole to play in 200
Benny! @driftwould.bsky.social · 06/03/2025We’re visiting all of the most beautiful vistas in New England this spring. Playing a lot of new material with lots of friends 000
Benny! @driftwould.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Tracy Morgan on 30 Rock may be the funniest character performance ever in the history of television 010
Benny! @driftwould.bsky.social · 05/03/2025That Ben Kweller song featuring Waxahatchee is so good I wish it was a million minutes long 050
Benny! @driftwould.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Been working through a rewatch of 30 Rock and man, there are some moments on here so funny that I don’t even laugh. It’s like beyond laughing. I’m just in awe of how intentionally stupid some of this stuff is. Incredibly funny show 010
Benny! @driftwould.bsky.social · 01/03/2025We’ve got the first false spring of the year up here in NH and while I know it won’t last, the sunshine and warm temps makes me not want to die 000
Benny! @driftwould.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Elon Musk welcomes 63rd child, a boy named Scartavius Spacetech 000
Benny! @driftwould.bsky.social · 01/03/2025I keep a tide pen in almost every room of my apartment. You never know when you’re gonna be a sloppy dumbass 000
Benny! @driftwould.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Bad loss! Easily winnable if they kept getting it to Tatum. Credit to the Cavs. See you in the ECF 000
Benny! @driftwould.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Just spent four days in the studio making an album with my pals and damn do I wish this could just be… you know.. my every day life 130
Benny! @driftwould.bsky.social · 22/02/2025I’m not one to stop a movie. I always see it through. However, I’m about 20 minutes into Independence Day Resurgence and I might have to shut this off. This is such a steaming pile of shit I’m kind of in awe 010
Benny! @driftwould.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Ads on streamers that make you choose an “experience” are perhaps the most insulting commercials of all. It’s like asking if I’d rather stick my dick in a blender or a jar full of razor wire and vinegar 000
Benny! @driftwould.bsky.social · 21/02/2025There is a chunk of dialogue towards the end of The Monkey that is so stupid that I can’t stop thinking about it. It’s so fucking funny 110
Benny! @driftwould.bsky.social · 19/02/2025All of my ads on every app are currently for water fountains for cats. I don’t even have a cat 000
Benny! @driftwould.bsky.social · 18/02/2025I once again have made coffee that isn’t completely terrible. I am a god 000
Benny! @driftwould.bsky.social · 17/02/2025All Star Game? SNL 50th Anniversary? Sorry, I went to bed at 7:30 💅 000