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finrodsauronvorecommissionfolderabsurdres @yungdreyfusard.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
somebody yelled “hasn’t written a word all week” and i looked
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Phil @distillation.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
McDonald’s in 2024
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Hayden Donnell @haydendonnell.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
"I'd really like to be recognised for my journalism outside of New Zealand" *monkey's paw curls*
John Oliver quoting me on Kiwibank's sexy green-haired sheep Buck
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 11/10/2026
this is so important
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/10/2026
Me: Hello SharePoint. I would like to upload a series of videos and I would like to display them in a specific order SharePoint: Suck My Dick. Fuck You. Go To Hell
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
cayce
@cayce.zone
it's called "dukkhamaxxing". kids are cultivating attachment at unheard of levels on the streets to experience whole new levels of suffering
6:03 PM • Sep 6, 2026
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 06/10/2026
sorry. unfollowing now. i just wanted to support queer poc authors. i didn't know he committed seppuku after a failed coup to restore the emperor of japan.
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My dad's the shogun so you have to be nice to me.
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max power 🌌 @sneptech.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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SIDE FANGS 🧛‍♀️ (SIDE BANGS, Halloween Edition) @sidebangsmusic.com · 07/10/2026
Yes, dating me comes with posts about anything you do that displeases me, and I think you should be excited that you get to help teach other men about what not to do
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SIDE FANGS 🧛‍♀️ (SIDE BANGS, Halloween Edition) @sidebangsmusic.com · 08/10/2026
I’ve grown weary of my very correct opinions
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Liv Agar @livagar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bolsheviks in July of 1917
bro, you’re fine. you just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine
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particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
me, having exercised and eaten well for exactly the past two days: it took a lot of hard work, but I'm finally perfect
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@CethanLeahy

Me: oh wow, this shop has everything my heart desires!

Spooky shopkeeper: yes, I will warn you... every item comes with a price.

Me: yes, I know how shops work

kittydesade

Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay.

Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too.

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Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I'm trying to tell you that I'm evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do!

Me, also increasingly exasperated: I know what capitalism is too goddammit
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form.
, it's
and I
have some personal news to share with you.
Being a mom is one of the greatest joys of my life, and I feel deeply that we should have salad tonight
This year has been challenging in many ways, and I have immense gratitude for the kindness and support of family, community, and people like you who have continued to stand by me through everything. It means the world, and I wanted you to be among the first to know that squash is in the oven and kale is in the fridge.As many of you are aware, ve been navigating one of the most challenging periods of my day while waiting for dinner.
Facing baseless federal hunger brought on by not eating since lunch, fighting for the working kids of this country, and now caring for a mean toddler and helping him grow up in a world that isn't always easy. But it has also reminded me exactly why I do this work and who I do it for.
I will never stop working to eat dinner. I will never stop fighting for what is right, even when there is also some feta in the fridge. And I will never stop being so very thankful that you are by my side in this important work and that there is tahini in the pantry for dressing
With love and gratitude,
stop to end
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corpse eating dog @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I feel a great sense of kinship with everybody waiting parallel with me at this stop sign but everybody waiting perpendicular to me is my mortal enemy
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𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠🪩 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
May I suggest, more screen time for the lady?
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spooky rachel @introspectre.online · 04/10/2026
22.
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spooky rachel @introspectre.online · 03/10/2026
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J.A. Prentice @japrenticewrites.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"i miss vine"
Tarzan's last thought as he plummets to the jungle floor
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Part of why I don't like the AI-or-bust economy is the constant flopsweat of people on the news who say this HAS to work. Quit making everyone so anxious. Goddamn. If this is the next Google then why are you acting like this? I don't remember being told to buy an iPhone at gunpoint.
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🍬 @holojester.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
learning things and frowning
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
is this anything?
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Matt Lichti @mattlichti.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The data center water use is actually for baptizing all the new LLM instances. We should also add some baptism related Bible verses to the system prompt just in case.
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🌑 @fell.energy · 03/10/2026
an instagram post by @aauriettv of herself as northernlion hitting a cunty pose. caption: fuck it. northernlion for halloween
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.te... • Mar 16, 2025
yknow we've had all kinds of root causes for imperial decline over the centuries. barbarian invasions, economic crashes, just general overextension. but this might be the first time that "total dissolution of the spirit" is at the heart of it all

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Cube @prototypecube.bs... • Mar 16, 2025
"all empires fall but it's rare you see one jump”

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Edrial @edrial.bsky.social • Mar 17, 2025
where's that from?

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Cube
@prototypecube.bsky.social
me, i legit have no idea why i put quotation marks around it and i was hoping nobody would ask
8:21 AM • Mar 17, 2025
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Trashvis 
@Trashvis
did you know if u step on the gas and the brake at the same time your car takes a screenshot
12:49 am • 30/09/2018
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
mike ginn
@shutupmikeginn
men's fashion blogs are obsessed with blazers but when you see a guy with one in real life it usually seems like he's trying to fix his whole life by wearing it
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
lanyardigan
@lanyardigan.bsky.social
Dear Lord, thank you for this sacred, stupid task you hath appointed to me. Please give me the strength to finish this holy garbage
10:01 AM • Nov 27, 2023
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
tara
@weedlejuice.bsky.social
My enemies are amassing on the outskirts of town. Probably to apologise for their grievous misconduct
9:24 AM • Sep 20, 2026
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
mindflakes
@mindflakes.bsky.social
My students are always learning my six sacred techniques then trying to use them against me in battle. Obviously I'm going to use the secret seventh technique to defeat them. Every day with this.
8:03 AM • Jun 29, 2026
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tim Price
@timprice.bsky.social
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)"

You: dark rumors from aboard
You: abroad* fuck
Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard
WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol

PonderMyOrb changed the group name to
"rumors from aboard"
3:39 PM • Sep 23, 2026
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 03/10/2026
a volcano eruption that lowers global temperatures by about 1.5 degrees would hit like crazy right now
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 03/10/2026
you should be able to like a like to let the liker know you appreciated and liked that they liked the thing you did
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DB 🇨🇦 @rebelliousdb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I hate when the morning alarm goes off and abruptly returns me from my interdimensional travel.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
God this shit was cool as fuck
Still from the movie Jurassic Park showing a raptor with genetic code projected onto it
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フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @northerniion.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
its fucking crazy luna reads chat
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haunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
please do not accuse me of romanticizing my depression i am fetishizing it
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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
my reply to reviewers sign-off
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prime time crackervision @lewmo.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
31. what did i do wrong
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prime time crackervision @lewmo.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
58. nasty pussy
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Word has it there's some good detritus drifting down from the ocean surface. I'm wiggling my eyestalks and clicking my pincers with excitement
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 30/09/2026
absolutely fascinated by whatever is going on here
hairline looks like the northern border of oregon
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 30/09/2026
The “super intelligence” thing is useful in the sense that if someone calls AI that you know you are dealing with a TURBO bozo
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*mid-eulogy, looking down at casket* you’ve read your last free article
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Nightmare Lamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Old Town is just Regular Town to me
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Ambooooorino 👻 @nellieadjacent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I wished things still smelled like teen spirit
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 28/09/2026
MC
@burntbulb.bsky.social

okay you can't keep taking every one of my posts and photoshopping it
onto sephiroth
2:52 PM - Sep 28, 2026

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