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Frovo

@frovo.bsky.social
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posting jokes while the world burns Most Liked: tinyurl.com/topfrovojokes Most Chronological: tinyurl.com/frovotweets Pun Cop: tinyurl.com/PunCop Math Cop: tinyurl.com/math-cop My Cool Store: doodlybugstudio.etsy.com My Webbie: doodlybugstudio.com

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 5h
your honor, [jerk-off motion]
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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Me *orders our meal in fluent Italian to impress my date* McDonalds drive-thru employee: “What?”
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 9h
thank you for your service
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 9h
BARTENDER: another round JIMMY OLSEN: no we’re done thanks BARTENDER: *removes glasses from bar* LOIS LANE: omg it’s superbar
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
boy, are you plain greek yogurt bc you’re good for me but you’re so dull and i hate you
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 10h
👍🐑 😆 bsky.app/profile/frov...
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 12h
[dog world] MRS DOG: oh my you’re soaking wet MR DOG: it’s raining cats and humans out there
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 12h
lol yay! i'm posting one a day, here's a feed if you want to follow along :) bsky.app/profile/did:...
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 14h
😆
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 16h
DOCTOR: i’m a urologist MARIO: ur a my what now
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 18h
Whenever an egg rolls slightly too close to the edge of the kitchen counter I scream and immediately lose consciousness
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
in Australia, the ceiling is lava
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 18h
Can you die of too many open computer tabs
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 19h
ME: *folding laundry* where did your partner go SOCK: *smoking a cig* no body no crime
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 20h
i know 😝
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 20h
it's called being wounded maybe you've hurt of it
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
it’s so weird to think about how all animals used to be wild animals. imagine how disconcerting it’d be to stumble upon a pack of wild wienerdogs
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
they should invent a US president who doesn't hate the US
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
[dog world] DRIVE THRU: may I take your order DOG: *snickering* got any uphuman
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ME: your mom sent you a letter LOU: read it to me ME: “To my Lou…” LOU: skip that part
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
my man looks like moby dick’s dick
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
cop: license and registration please me: (hands him uno reverse card) license and registration please cop: ah man
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
it’s called making up words maybe you ferdovit
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
haha yay! 😁 🪱
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
JD Vance’s full name is Jbeardo Dcouchfucker Vance
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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
*slipping the mcdonald’s cashier a crisp $20* make it with grimace meat
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ME: pass me a tissue WIFE: is your nose running? ME: yeah *writes “vote for my nose” on the tissue*
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
*manager walks by while in line at burger king* ME: *whispers to date* that's the burger king
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
can’t wait to donate my nearly $100 check to dsa candidates
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Capricorn: The walls have ears. They’re infected. And it’s contagious.
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
it's called getting a job maybe you've hired of it
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
😆
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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Our eyes meet. Our eyes introduce themselves. Our eyes shake little eyehands. Our eyes offend each other. Our eyes go to war.
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
spiderman defeating the bad guy by sneaking into the compound and laying millions of eggs
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
emergency hotdog that heats up when you crack it like a glow stick
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
KID: daddy will you check under my bed for monsters ME: fuck no there might be monsters under there
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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Doctor said I have to lose five bones.
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Blair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hear ye, here ye, come one come all. Bring us your ominous orbs, your jet black eyes. We want your purple lightning over blood red seas. Trophies go to the weirdest, darkest, most unhinged skeets you can pull out of the ether To enter: like & repost this post then reply with your skeet/a link to it
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
here’s a fairly weird one bsky.app/profile/frov...
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
[science lab] SCIENCE TEACHER: is everything ok ME: it will be in a minute TEACHER: what do you ok ME: ok OK: ok ok ok OK: ok ok OK: ok ok ok ok ok
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ME: The Godfather and The Godfather Part II are a coppola great movies FILM CRITIC: holy shit
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
it's called a woman maybe you've her'd of it
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ME: a rib cage is made out of ribs, right WIFE: yes ME: so then what’s wrong with my bird cage
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me: so whatchya in for? Inmate: murder Me: murder? I hardly knew 'er! [next week] New inmate: so whatchya in for? Original inmate: two murders
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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Bobcat is short for Robertcatherine
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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Cannibals complaining about microplastics in their food
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Have you tried eating too much candy about it
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
what if the screwdriver is doing heroin
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
JUDGE: who is your lawyer ME: it's this haunted thingy I O B J E C T ME: sorry, haunted object F U C K Y O U ME: sorry, cursed object
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
it’s called a rhetorical question maybe you’ve heard of it?
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