Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026as a reminder you do not have to take someone's sweet post about their kid here and somehow relate it to the Epstein files or politics that is brain rot behavior 3788291
Joshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026What if I take someone’s post about politics and relate it to my cat? 120
D. Paul Angel @dpaulangel.com · 22/09/2026I'm sorry, you shouldn't have to deal with shit like that when posting joyous things about your kid. I'm wishing them the worst of days to sit and think about their horrible decision. 020
Salty Nurse @saltynurse.nursesky.network · 22/09/2026I know the government is fucked. I want to hear about what cute thing somebody’s kid did or what brought them joy today. damn it. 020
Xander O’Connor @xanderoconnor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026morty how can you say this when we have a dang Cheeto in the white hizz 100
Buzzin🔴 @totallynormal13.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Shoehorning politics into a conversation to show your anger is just cringey virtue signaling I'm sick of it 0140
Marc Deschamps @marcdachamp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026YEEEEEEEESH. That’s so beyond messed up. Internet has made a lot of people forget how to talk to others. 010
Zsa Zsa @staciajones.bsky.social · 22/09/2026A local guy facing multiple charges of stalking his ex is all over our Facebook groups replying to everyone's cute kid posts with awful rants about that lady who murdered her children, some people are just fully 100% messed up and it's really worrying 030
Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 22/09/2026YEAH BUT HAVE YOU CONSIDERED THAT THE ORANGE CHEETO IN THE WHITE H- 1300
an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026sometimes, the dang Cheeto is just in their lunch 040
V @jalapenopants18.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Whoever did that needs to get the fuck off the Internet holy shit 1170
VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I genuinely think we're seeing an influx of people whose brains have been rotted by llms 110
K.C. Clyburn, Author @kccomplainsalot.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026why are people so fucking awful man 070
Dr Emily Skeletonpain @limeyemily.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Some people think nonstop referencing of the horrors is some kind of praxis 2170
Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026do that on your own posts for the love of god 11900
It's Always Spooky in Cincinnati @cforever.bsky.social · 22/09/2026How could someone be paying attention to their child when there's a dang cheeto in the White House?!? 0110
Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Some people need to read the room. I don’t remember who but someone posted about eating Japanese food and one of the replies was like “eating sushi makes me think of the atrocities at Hiroshima” lol like my guy just eat your spicy tuna it doesn’t have to be a geopolitical reflection 250
Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 22/09/2026morty I will kick them in the liver 1240
📼 Jonathan Hammer-Slay (Halloween '26 edition)👻🎃🧛🦇🔪 @jhammersley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Hopefully blocked into oblivionstatic.klipy.comEmeril Lagasse's Dramatic Cooking MomentAlt: Emeril Lagasse's Dramatic Cooking Moment shouting Bam! 160
M. Anton @mdotanton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This is like the extra thing added to a park’s list of things you specifically cannot do that makes you tilt your head so far to one side it hurts your neck 0120
