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Pregame Empire @pregameempire.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Tiger Woods “Whole Foods shopper lane Kiffin” 

John Daly: “Kroger”
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Tauriq Moosa @tauriq.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wasn’t able to secure any review code for HELLRAISER unfortunately. But I found this amazing FB clip of Doug Bradley doing a Scouse Pinhead and now I’m crying from laughter. He’s amazing. (Source: YMH Podcast.)
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Giant Bomb @giantbomb.com · 21/09/2026
y'all ever think about dippin' dots?
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I wouldn’t say Hot Rod has ruined green tea for me, but it has certainly changed my relationship with it
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"snow angel" or the "angel of death," is the rare imprint left by an owl as it swooped down to catch prey
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 07/09/2026
Y’all.
Dubs Dubs
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Stonewall Jacked On dying pathetically from complications of friendly fire and low testosterone
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Robert E Lee had low T. No further questions.
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¹⁵ Kentucky Football @kentuckyfootball.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The numbers don't lie.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 25/08/2026
This is important
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 23/08/2026
we’re at costco and my husband ordered a hot dog from the cashier and the guy said “what flavor” and my husband said wat and costco guy said “jk there’s only one flavor. it’s hot dog” and my husband said dammit you did this to me last time and the costco cashier collapsed in giggles
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honeybakedsam.bsky.social @honeybakedsam.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Time once again for one of the canonical soccer Twitter post
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Foster @foster509.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Cash and Suzy better win. Although it is v tough to beat “voting time”
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
@edzitron.com had it on the money here
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We're just normal men @wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
We’re just innocent men
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Ball knower Hideo Kojima
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Poster for Ralph Bakshi's Wizards showing a man in a red futuristic outfit on top of a two-legged mount with bird legs.  he has a sci-fi rifle in his hands.  The text reads "A fantasy vision of the future. WIZARDS A film by Ralph Bakshi."
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Gallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
mtsw says

Balancing "no person with a disability should be denied accommodations" with "it's important to discourage non-disabled people from pretending to be disabled to take advantage of these accommodations" is really difficult and I don't have a great answer for what anyone should do about it.gallifreyan jedi says

one of the fundamental political divides is "it's better to deprive millions of people of basic needs so that a couple dozen people don't game the system" vs "what the fuck is wrong with you"
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Andrew Curry @andrewcurry.com · 11/08/2026
The man's skeletal injuries looked like a train hit him, but he died in 1304 CE. At #ppa26Berlin last week, @uniofbradford.bsky.social scientist Jo Buckberry concluded he was likely whacked by a flying boulder, making him the first confirmed trebuchet death in the archaeological record. @science.org
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Shattered skeleton in Scottish castle is first confirmed death from trebuchet
“Devastation” across body of 14th century warrior indicates horrific demise from flying boulder
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
@eyeoncanon

Buddy, you JUST went out.

(picture of a small pet sized AT-AT in front of a door begging to go outside)
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
you have been visited by "Le Boulanger Quebecois" repost to receive his blessing
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 01/08/2026
concacaf figured it out?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 31/07/2026
Rockies Fan Opens Private Tab To Check Score
Rockies Fan Opens Private Tab To Check Score
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 30/07/2026
dubiousculturalartifact on Tumblr: "The new Odyssey adaptation has inevitably gotten people talking about a Muppet version of it, and they're frequently suggesting Kermit as Odysseus, Miss Piggy as Penelope. 

I'm sorry but that's thinking way too small, hear me out: 

We need to have Miss Piggy as Odysseus, and Kermit as Penelope. 

Think about it... who's the more fickle, prideful, warlike one in that relationship? Who is absolutely ready to go ham, at a moment's notice?

 It ain't Kermit"

anyroads replies: "Miss Piggy tied to the mast while Statler and Waldorf heckle her from the sea"
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 31/07/2026
"Tenet: You have great taste and tremendous intellectual acumen. That’s what it takes to appreciate the misunderstood brilliance that is Tenet, a work that proves that some films aren’t meant to be fully understood after the first, second, or seventh viewings."
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What Your Favorite Christopher Nolan Film Says About You
“Tenet: You have great taste and tremendous intellectual acumen. That’s what it takes to appreciate the misunderstood brilliance that is Tenet, a work that p...
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
honey nut cheerios so good i just know the original cheerios inventor left the factory in disgrace. bum.
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 12/06/2024
21 years ago Joe had a simple question
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Dwight Yoakam, This Time
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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The last Mayo team to win was accused of being disrespectful to a funeral and were cursed to not win another until the last player on the team died. That man, Paddy Pendergast, died in 2021 at the age of 95. Sports Curses. So much fun.
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Maia @maiamindel.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This video of a woman telling an anti-abortion asshole to, "Shut the fuck up" is exactly what I needed to see on a Monday morning
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 19/07/2026
the mcgriddle is a miracle of modern technology
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Haus of Decline 
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The "we're just normal men" clip has humanized the British in a way I find unacceptable
10:10 AM • 3/4/23
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pete (goblin time) @ptmoria.com · 09/07/2026
Charles Barkley as MLK
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Tim Ostlund-Foss @timostlundfoss.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
when she finds your Raya account
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Foster @foster509.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
He’s too good at this.
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 06/07/2026
it’s always funny to see European teams drawn into CONCACAF nightmares
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Composition (Petit univers), by Joan Miró, 1933, 📸 by @morgantencza.bsky.social for @fortyonemag.com
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Mari Murphy @marimurphy.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
They’re saying they would’ve won had your man not snubbed Liverpool
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Things I never thought I would type: look at how they greeted the Algerian team arriving back at the DoubleTree in Lawrence, Kansas
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Outspoken™️ @out5p0ken.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
On March 26, 2026, during a debate on violence against women in Germany’s Bundestag, left-wing MP Kathrin Gebel was repeatedly interrupted by AfD MP Martin Reichardt. She responded: “Mr. Reichardt, the clitoris has 3,000 nerve endings, and you’re still more sensitive. That’s quite an achievement.”
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Poppa Don Foggy @hudsonhawk.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
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libertarian mud enjoyer @audunman.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
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Grant @grantnewkirk.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Countries with pyramids are currently undefeated in the World Cup
Egyptian PyramidsMexican Chichen ItzaMemphis Bass Pro Pyramid
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Shades of Blue Network @shadesofbluenw.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
🦅
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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