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Gerald Goodridge

@ghgoodridge.bsky.social
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Husband | Dad | Texas Ex | Nerd | He/Him | ✊🏾 💻 Burnt Orange Nation |🎙Longhorn Republic | gif lover | All you’ll ever see is that same ol’ G

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Andrew Hammond @ahamm.bsky.social · 3h
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Birdman Lance Says Goddamn Right
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 3h
Coach Dan Casey posting Northwestern offense clips I can’t believe this is my life
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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 4h
That play design was so freaking cool. Northwestern in the bag early.
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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 4h
9yo: There was this YouTube ad about not wanting boys in girls sports. That’s not fair. Me and my wife, in-depth conversation about trans rights 9yo: No, I mean there were girls on my football team. Why do they get to play on a boy team? My wife: It’s coed. Boys and girls play. 9yo: Oh.
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Dan Why-Ner @danweiner.bsky.social · 10h
Gonna bring my tape break downs over here for a change to see if anyone engages with them. I like to watch Arch Manning film to see if I can cut through the bullshit with him and really see the flaws he needs to work on. I think his biggest problem right now is he is just trying to do too much
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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 15h
Me, at dinner last night: Are you sure you ate enough? I don’t want you to be too hungry in the morning. The six-year-old, standing next to my bed at 4:27 AM: Dad. I’m really hungry.
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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
One day, I’ll stop replying to these. Today, is not that day.
A screenshot from an iPhone text message screen

Grey Text Bubble:

Are you white, Gerald?

James Talarico calls white men America's top terror threat. See his exact words >> https://rep2026.com/talarico/5V1R61JH

STOP2end

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Tell Ken Paxton to kiss my Black ass.
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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My young GOAT
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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This has always been Deion. He talked a good game about lifting up HBCUs, but dipped when he got the big offer and took everything with him. Prime Prep was a fraud from jump street. Cody Campbell cut a check and he read the lines, even if it means pulling up the ladder behind him.
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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have a lot of criticisms of the NFL, but the way they resource youth flag football coaches is honestly pretty incredible. I’m coaching five- and six-year-olds for the first time and they have a 47-page lesson plan to use. Videos. Playbooks. All for free.
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"Boo!"-ver Street Rag @hooverstreetrag.org · 30/09/2026
Hoo, EMU Women's Hockey (club) with some SWEET third jerseys.
A white script Ypsilanti on a green jersey with a sublimated Ypsi skyline, including the water tower.
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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
First, I know we’re not supposed to body shame, but I highly doubt that the chinless lump in a hoodie knows what a woman wants in any context. Second, if your thoughts on this starts with “women do not want” and doesn’t finish with “to be raped,” I hope something heavy falls on you.
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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The irony of a man who railed against DEI and any sort of acknowledgement of systemic racism using the words of the Prophet Isaiah, who called a nation to repent of its sins is insane.
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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
As a Gerald, today’s Shutdown Fullcast was a weird listen.
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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’ve been in love with Jalon Daniels since he showed up to Big 12 Media Days with a diamond necklace that played his highlights. It’s the perfect amount of “doing too much.”
A young man in a suit and tie wearing a diamond necklace with a small video screen
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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
As annoying as it is that my children refuse to sleep past 6:30, having an empty house by 7:40 is nice.
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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s wild that we can draw a straight line from one nerd getting dumped to our current political climate. Dudes will tank an entire country instead of going to therapy. It’s also telling that the Gamergate Wikipedia page names the victims but omits the name of the dude who wrote the first post.
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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Finally got a chance to watch Backrooms. I’m starting to come to grips with the fact that I am no longer the target audience for the artistic, indie movie situation. I get why people like it and why it’s well made. It definitely wasn’t for me.
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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A screenshot from Twitter:

me and my friends would've killed E.T. with hammers i can tell you that much
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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Some names from Case Keenum’s recruiting class: Percy Harvin, Myron Rolle, Mitch Mustain, DeMarco Murray, Tim Tebow, Jake Locker, Knowshon Moreno, Ricky Stanzi, Todd Reesing
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Bryan Grantham @bryanmgrantham.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Taps the sign
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 29/09/2026
exasperated dad and bored teenage son visit chicago
case keenum, caleb williams, the bean
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Longhorn Republic Podcast @longhornpod.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m of the opinion that Texas shouldn’t have put itself in position for the refs to make a difference in the game, but this is good to know.
SEC Officiating Statement

ON ONSIDE KICK IN TEXAS AT TENNESSEE GAME

The onside kick with 1:22 to play in the Texas at Tennessee football should have resulted in a five-yard penalty on Tennessee and a replay of the down.

A drop kick is permissible, but a free kick must be made from the kicking team's restraining line which is the 35-yard line on a kickoff, unless relocated by a penalty. The ball was at least one yard behind the 35-yard line when it was kicked.

In addition, after the ball is ready for play, the kicker cannot change his lateral position between the hash marks. That spot can change only after a charged timeout or on a subsequent kick. The kicker's movement after the ready signal violated the rule.

The correct enforcement is a five-yard penalty and a replay of the down. The Southeastern Conference regrets the error and will continue working with the secretary/editor for NCAA rules and officials to ensure consistent application of free-kick rules.
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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Kyle Chandler and Aaron Pierre were at the height of their powers last night.
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lanterns john stewart middle finger
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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Jim Ross in 1993:
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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I wonder if she named him John. I’m going to hell.
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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I had to install a running play mid-game with my 9-10 year old flag football team. This is what it looked like.
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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Maybe I’m an old, but I would love a suspension to last one game or as long as Dante is out, whichever is longer.
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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
As someone who was once asked by someone with a civil engineering degree “how can a road be racist,” yes, they should understand history.
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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He’s freaking unreal.
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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Does anyone else remember the movie Multiplicity, where Michael Keaton clones himself a bunch of times and eventually one clone makes a clone of itself with disastrous results? Eli Drinkwitz looks like a clone of a clone of Ed Helms and I just figured it out.
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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
USC forcing me to cheer for Oregon
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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When both of your rivals need to bench their quarterbacks, but don’t really have another option…
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The Sopranos: Tony Soprano Smoking Cigar
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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
And of course he brings in both his sack of crap dad and “when I was named the starter at the University of Texas.” Imagine being a bigger PoS than the other QB whose history of being a PoS includes “stealing my Heisman-winning RB’s girlfriend.”
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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tuned into the WVU/OSU game and the first thing I saw was Kevin Mar.
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Dayum
Alt: A young kid getting scared and clutching his chest before crying.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Matt Rhule in a Metal Gear comms scene
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
yyyyyup
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Freezing Cold Takes @oldtakesexposed.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 27/09/2026
Kirk Ferentz
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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Poetic way for that to end for Iowa. God I love this dumb sport.
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Gerry Duggan @gerryduggan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Every accusation a confession.
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Joe R celebrates Bat Season @gothanfc.com · 26/09/2026
university of iowa crest with iowa football players huddled in middle
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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There’s nothing you can do about Trinidad Chambliss. Unless something drastically changes over the next eight weeks, we need to just give him the trophy.
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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
An OU player shushing the crowd down 25.
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Bold Strategy Cotton - Dodgeball
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Shehan Jeyarajah @shehanjeyarajah.com · 26/09/2026
Yo-Yo Ma performing at halftime of the Michigan football game feels spiritually Bluesky (complimentary)
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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m assuming Tim Tebow’s second wedding ring has to do with whatever fraud he’s perpetrating?
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 26/09/2026
The 10th Dentist went to Villanova.
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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’ve never seen a top 5 team with championship aspirations go to the Swamp early in SEC play and lose. Nope. Never.
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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When do you give Mateer the hook? I’m a hater, but this isn’t hate. This is pragmatism. Dude sucks.
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