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Mari Murphy

@marimurphy.bsky.social
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she/her. LFC, movies, music, politics, nonsense. Instagram: yourphotosarewellshit Letterboxd: mariclmurphy Bird app: mariclmurphy tumblr: mariwatchesmovies Up the Reds. Trans rights are human rights. “never knowingly a knobhead, always a gobshite”

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Mari Murphy @marimurphy.bsky.social · 11h
Crazy officiating to send Valks-Wings into overtime in my extreme non expert opinion
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Mari Murphy @marimurphy.bsky.social · 12h
Ronaldo going out crying after being benched at 41 all while sporting bleached tips (at 41!) is truly too much for me to bear when it comes to joy
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Mari Murphy @marimurphy.bsky.social · 21h
This sort of concern, by the way, is another reason allowing sovereign nations to own football clubs is bad.
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Kelly @justkelly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Cornell victim has been doxxed on X. So worried for her. I hate this planet.
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Neil Atkinson @knoxharrington.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Manchester City supporters (and the people of Manchester) should be furious. Because the first people who have had the piss taken out of them is them. Even now the City statement takes the piss. You are meant to back this pile of bullshit, it says. You are meant to back it unquestionably.
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Martin Calladine @uglygame.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Important to recognise that the £900m+ represents only the disguised expenditure and cash injections. Because it will have bought unearned success, which will have translated into higher winnings and sponsorship deals, the true amount of illicit spending could easily be hundreds of millions higher.
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Martin Calladine @uglygame.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I would encourage everybody to read the document. Despite some redactions, it's not long or complex. And it is extremely damning. From the moment they bought the club, City's owners implemented a scheme to cheat on a massive scale. resources.premierleague.pulselive.com/premierleagu...
resources.premierleague.pulselive.com
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Mari Murphy @marimurphy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fairly significant language here. www.premierleague.com/en/news/4727...
premierleague.com
Premier League Statement: Manchester City FC
An independent Commission has found Manchester City FC guilty of all charges related to serious breaches of the Premier League’s financial rules over a nine-season period, and the majority of charges in relation to its failure to co-operate with the League’s investigation.
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Mari Murphy @marimurphy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Has anyone done any research on this scourge of entire planes leaving their window shades down? What is this about?! Man in my row has turned on a reading light but left the blind closed. What is thissssss
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TheCenci @thecenci.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard He slipped on his fucking arse And it was all a moot point anyway due to a No Winners season brought on by financial irregularities.
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Mari Murphy @marimurphy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Everyone get your asterisks out for league titles and cups, thank you
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Mari Murphy @marimurphy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
What a delightful turn of events.
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Mari Murphy @marimurphy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The way the chat has gone you’d think this is a dead easy place to win a game of football as an away side
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Mari Murphy @marimurphy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Commentating team absolutely gutted by this turn of events
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Mari Murphy @marimurphy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sorry I’m awake now is a Labour PM trying to remove the Good Friday Agreement or something?
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Mari Murphy @marimurphy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I want to be rid of the scourge that is old guys watching really loud videos on their phones in bars
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Evette Dionne (Mostly on Threads) @freeblackgirl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I wrote about the Jasmine Crockett and Chris Brown debacle for @msnowreports.bsky.social.” If Crockett knows how to use ‘domestic abuser’ as a rhetorical device to criticize Trump, then she should have known just how awful an idea it was for her to admire — and hug — a domestic abuser on stage.”
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Opinion | Rep. Jasmine Crockett's appearance with Chris Brown was a betrayal of abused women
Evette Dionne: Brown pleaded guilty to attacking Rihanna and has been accused of abuse by at least two more women
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Mari Murphy @marimurphy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Waffled and came down on the “it’s the League Cup we should just have a nice time” side of things. @liverpooloffside.bsky.social
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Digging Deeper Into Liverpool’s 3-1 Victory Over Tottenham
No need to take a League Cup game too seriously, but the analysts have a lot to take home with them
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Mari Murphy @marimurphy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
He missed that one before to increase the drama on that one, which felt like a match winner due to how shit the Reds had been
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Mari Murphy @marimurphy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Fuck it why not
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Mari Murphy @marimurphy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Jacquet possibly the fastest player in history to reach the “oh thank god it’s him” when you see a 1v1
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Mari Murphy @marimurphy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Not used to seeing substitutions that bring two first team players on have such a detrimental effect it has to be said
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Mari Murphy @marimurphy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Really could’ve used a good Mamardashvili showing and that might well be overturned in a VAR setting, but oof
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Mari Murphy @marimurphy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
That Kerkez tackle might be The Thing here. Alert, decisive. Needed.
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Mari Murphy @marimurphy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
In their defense there was absolutely no way to predict that Gakpo would cut in that way to shoot
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Mari Murphy @marimurphy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I know he’s not playing for my team so I’ve no right to be upset but I’m carrying a decent amount of resentment about having to watch Lucas Bergvall play football.
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Mari Murphy @marimurphy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
One of my faves from our local fest (alongside Blue Heron and the absolute action fun of The Furious). Catch it if you can.
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Mari Murphy @marimurphy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Liverpool very lucky that Spurs are averse to scoring, my goodness
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Louth For Ever 🦋 @louthforever.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Irish band BEOGA pulls out of touring with Englishma, Ed Sheeran. FREE PALESTINE and FREE THE SIX COUNTIES OF ULSTER ✊🏼💚
Statement from BEOGA pulling out of Ed Sheeran’s tour in solidarity with Palestine.
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Mari Murphy @marimurphy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Nice to be on the other end of the “playing really quite well but somehow losing” thing
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Mari Murphy @marimurphy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The thing about being fortunate in moments like that is you often forge your own luck of the bounce with direct play in those areas. Player has to stop the imminent threat, can’t just shield you into a controllable area. Create chaos, benefit.
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Mari Murphy @marimurphy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Great ball to start that yeno. Our Joe.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Respect 🫡 Aaron Rowe >>> @edsheeran
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Josh Zingher @zingherpolisci.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Really hard to overstate just how central AI video slop is to the broader authoritarian project. It allows people to visualize fantasies without having to pay the social costs of such actions, while desensitizing people about the act itself. It's 4chan on steroids w a veneer of respectability.
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Mari Murphy @marimurphy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My kingdom for Joseph Gomez
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Mari Murphy @marimurphy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Pleased to have called Nyoni and Mac Allister, less enthused to see Rio forced over to the right again. Hopefully it works this time.
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Mari Murphy @marimurphy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It does feel like one team is a man down here but it’s not the team that’s a man down
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Mark Kastner @mkstnr.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I like when bad things happen to the Manchester clubs. So this game is great for me.
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Mari Murphy @marimurphy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I don’t like when they don’t show us the lines yeno lol
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Mari Murphy @marimurphy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
All very funny, Foden should know by now referees don’t punish Bruno
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Mari Murphy @marimurphy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Never in life would I have guessed 0-0 for these two teams. Never.
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Mari Murphy @marimurphy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Jacquet looks a real Rolls Royce you know. What do you mean he’s going to ground with possession in mind in an all-out sprint that he was slightly losing then? That’s when players get a lil desperate
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Mari Murphy @marimurphy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Swapped over to women’s college volleyball now so know much more peace
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Mari Murphy @marimurphy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I hope the smug cunt gets dog walked by the German
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Mari Murphy @marimurphy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Lulu defo a devil’s company but do appreciate that they and seemingly they alone did something to support their player in their branding. Also, and I hate this, but their leggings are better than any I’ve found in 10 years for those of us with thighs and small waists, but that I know is an accident.
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Basketball Fan, of the Sixers and LeBron James lmao! @drewhamm5.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
ALWAYS WILIN
@AlwaysWILINN
it be 2 dumbass girls telling each other "exactlyyyy"
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Mari Murphy @marimurphy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Tennis noises are what they are but I do not like what I hear from this young man named B Shelton and am therefore heavily in the camp of our man here wearing BIG FOE on his neck.
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Mari Murphy @marimurphy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Losing it that the tennis coverage seems to have told us that the “sponsored” MPH on display is, uh, false? Hawkeye shaved over 10MPH off when a record was in play…
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The Liverpool Offside @liverpooloffside.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Can Liverpool make it three wins in three? @marimurphy.bsky.social is on the preview for tomorrow's game against Fulham. liverpooloffside.sbnation.com/liverpool-fc...
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Liverpool vs. Fulham: Premier League 2026-27 Preview & Team News
Can Liverpool make it three wins in three?
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Mari Murphy @marimurphy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I found this one tough
Winners and Losers
Liverpool did not play well but they almost did. Liverpool did not attack well but they almost did. Liverpool did not rely on Dominik Szoboszlai but they almost did. Rio Ngumoha did not play well, but then he did, in the second half.

Liverpool had to solve problems and they solved them. In the first half the teenager was pressured effectively and looked a bit out of his depth. It’s to the credit of both him and the boss that the second half looked different.

Our expectations (and pessimism) did not win but they almost did. The Reds looked great and almost lost…what mattered was the halftime team talk, because after the break there was nothing Atletí could do to stop the Reds. It was an onslaught.
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