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pete @ptmoria.com · 5h
Look maybe this movie is a misunderstood masterpiece but there is *no* part of the ad campaign that makes seeing it look appealing
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Henry @henrythedog.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it is wild to have Biden out and about doing events, giving speeches, and meeting random members of the public on planes and trains and taking pictures and what not, 2 years after leaving office, and yet there are *still* people who will breathlessly scream about how he clearly had dementia
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pete @ptmoria.com · 8h
This may be clear to everyone idk but if you’re not in Texas you may not realize just how much the Paxton campaign is based on “Talarico wants to trans your kids.” It‘s his entire campaign and he has been bombarding the airwaves and everyone’s mailboxes with it
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a fictional chart from 1995 to 2025 showing "guys who like sports" becoming more left-wing coded and "guys who says sportsball is the opiate of the masses" becoming more right-wing coded
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pete @ptmoria.com · 29/09/2026
ok Beau Willimon wrote six episodes of Andor but this should really read "Beau Willimon ('House of Cards')" given that he actually created and ran that show (and was credited writer on 23 eps)
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pete @ptmoria.com · 29/09/2026
I think a lot of us grew up in an environment where all sorts of rape language was common, and I remember some pretty awful things I said around other guys as a teenager along those lines, and what wasn't entirely clear is that some of those guys actually meant it
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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pete @ptmoria.com · 29/09/2026
Some personal news, something I never expected: we’ve moved away from Houston, the city I’ve called home since the day I was born. I loved it and will miss it dearly. I hope to come back to visit often, but if not, I will remember it fondly from my new home in the City of West University Place
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pete @ptmoria.com · 28/09/2026
40 doubles leading MLB is sad
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pete @ptmoria.com · 28/09/2026
Going back to gas after using induction is a fucking nightmare. “It’s a Wolf though“ yeah fuck this bitchass Wolf my modestly priced LG induction range was better than this in every way
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
astros winning the AL West
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Luigi Wins in Mario Party Mini-Game
ALT: Luigi Wins in Mario Party Mini-Game
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pete @ptmoria.com · 27/09/2026
Perfectly balanced as all things should be
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pete @ptmoria.com · 27/09/2026
God has a special providence for fools, drunkards, and the Houston Astros
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pete @ptmoria.com · 25/09/2026
Hard pips beating the shit outta me today
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pete @ptmoria.com · 25/09/2026
ok: don‘t get me wrong, it is unambiguously good that GOP internals are terrible it is also true that district-level polls in 2020 undershot GOP share by more than national/GB, and GOPers were pissed afterward given how this led them to misallocate spend obv for many reasons 2026 is not 2020, but:
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pete @ptmoria.com · 25/09/2026
bad leftenant: port of call newcastle
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Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
It's the Chicago Century
Leo de Malort
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pete @ptmoria.com · 24/09/2026
ughhhh another addictive lateral thinking game I have no choice but to play
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pete @ptmoria.com · 24/09/2026
not sure which is worse: going down in the history books for winning the division with a losing record, or losing the division to a team with a losing record
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pete @ptmoria.com · 24/09/2026
not sure which Astros fan you mean, I’m assuming this one?
Kash Patel and Joe Espada
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Officiant: If anyone present knows of any reason why these two should not be wed— Fan standing up in back of the church: 71 OPS+ by the way
Talkin’ Yanks: Austin Wells is engaged

AmericanMade: Instead of being in the batting cage and working on his hitting while batting .170 on the season, our catcher is doing this bullshit.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 23/09/2026
another big win for us cowards. cowards undefeated for thousands of years
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pete @ptmoria.com · 23/09/2026
Suella Braverman: Paddington Bear is from Peru. He can never be English. Like me, he can only be British Jacob Rees-Mogg: the devil you say
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pete @ptmoria.com · 23/09/2026
there’s so much to love in this paragraph in particular
We need the president out on the stump asap. We need better and way more aggressive messaging. Stop running fake and gay ads about how often so-and-so shows up for votes, and instead mercilessly hammer Democrats on the wickedness they’re voting for. Articulate specifically what the mission/victory is in Iran/Hormuz, because out here in the cheap seats it feels like another Middle East War quagmire regular folks are paying for on both ends all over again.
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21st Century Schizoid Tran @grayathena.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is absolutely disgusting. To think something so horrible could be seen by a child. Could you imagine if a young person saw this and thought this sort of thing was acceptable? To be a Rangers fan?
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pete @ptmoria.com · 23/09/2026
Ticket splitting is BACK
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pete @ptmoria.com · 23/09/2026
Corey DeAngelis? The jerk off racer?
anti–public school crusader Corey DeAngelis earlier in his career as a porno actor, naked and excitedly jerking his hog in front of another naked dude jerking his own hog, with the all caps caption JERK OFF RACE
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pete @ptmoria.com · 23/09/2026
Christian Walker heard yall talking shit
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pete @ptmoria.com · 23/09/2026
Since I’ve been an Eeyore on the polls: the propublica story on Collins is really bad and my WAG is it’s the kind of thing that could really hurt her
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pete @ptmoria.com · 22/09/2026
thinking about this again
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pete @ptmoria.com · 22/09/2026
Yeah movie dialogue has an unnatural number of f-bombs and there aren’t many actors who can pull it off. Especially “fucking” as an adjective just thrown into sentences for emphasis. I’m not saying this as a prude I’m saying it as a good dialogue enjoyer
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pete @ptmoria.com · 22/09/2026
The wait staff at Aga’s are also the best in the world at cooing over babies
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pete @ptmoria.com · 22/09/2026
As we all know, when we get an outlier poll, just throw it in the average. And then subtract six points from the Democrat
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pete @ptmoria.com · 22/09/2026
DMR headline “Harris now leads Trump” from Nov 2024, showing a 3-point Harris lead in Iowa. Harris lost Iowa by 13 points
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pete @ptmoria.com · 22/09/2026
Happy to report that we’ve reworked the lyrics to “I’m bringing home a baby bumblebee” for the baby to remove all pollinatorphobic language
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QuoProQuid @quoproquid.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
people need to prepare themselves for the possibility of a normal-ass midterm that is bad for Trump but doesn’t instantly solve all problems and vindicate everything the mania im seeing rn is reminiscent of 2016, 2020, and 2024 when there were stupid good polls for Dems months out
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pete @ptmoria.com · 22/09/2026
I am begging people to have memories
Sarah Gideon leading in poll after poll in 2020, including one showing a 12-point lead, before getting crushed 51-42
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pete @ptmoria.com · 21/09/2026
10 best TV shows of the 21st century: 1. Parade’s End 2. Asura in no particular order: Arrested Development (s1-3) Station Eleven Andor True Detective (s1) Deadwood Band of Brothers Chernobyl 30 Rock
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pete @ptmoria.com · 21/09/2026
Houston edition: The Astrodome > The Summit > Reliant Stadium > Enron Field > Toyota Center > Compaq Center > Daikin Park > NRG Stadium > Minute Maid Park
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pete @ptmoria.com · 21/09/2026
I gotta hand it to him for saying they’re not even one of the better-known clowns
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pete @ptmoria.com · 21/09/2026
Why are people talking about the term “transplant“ like there’s a value judgment in it. It means you aren’t originally from somewhere but you live there now. That’s it
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
other things found in an old photo folder: this remarkable headline about the time the Mets went all-out for one special fan
newspaper headline: "Mets Blow a Save and Fan 18 Times in Opening Loss"
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pete @ptmoria.com · 21/09/2026
1) civil rights aren’t like ethanol subsidies or whatever 2) there is extremely bad downside for trans people if democrats find success in anti-trans campaigning. having both parties treat you like a punching bag isn‘t a future you can allow. you have to make it painful to abandon you
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pete @ptmoria.com · 19/09/2026
About a two-thirds chance, just like he gave Clinton in 2016, what could go wrong!
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pete @ptmoria.com · 19/09/2026
Libs are OUT
Gas pump with 3.99/gal regular and a Trump “I did that!” sticker pointing at the price
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pete @ptmoria.com · 19/09/2026
Baseline stress has been at like 90% the past couple weeks, every little thing right now just puts me into fight or flight god this feels like shit
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River_Tam @rivertam.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
1) yes literally everyone who talks about a general strike is an unserious person 2) gas prices are not yet nearly as high as they were in the summer of 2022 and we didn't see a "mutiny" then either
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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pete @ptmoria.com · 18/09/2026
so here’s the thing: if you believe in the paperclipper or p(doom) ~10% or whatever, your solution isn’t an antitrust exemption. your solution is to lobotomize all AI R&D people, wipe their hard drives, proscribe their writings, *and* bomb the data centers. but that doesn’t make you money
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TekknoNerd - Commissions open @tekknonerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Voyager, walking on those tiny legs.
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