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Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis theonion.com/dude-wipes-introduces-…

Tim Ostlund-Foss @timostlundfoss.bsky.social · 3h

I was very behind on this, but in a surprise to no one this interview and piece from @susierantz.bsky.social is fantastic!

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Tim Ostlund-Foss @timostlundfoss.bsky.social · 8h

I did some museuming this weekend with my father-in-law in town, and there are some really cool exhibits at SAM right now. I really enjoyed the monochromatic exhibit, in particular

Two all-black pieces of art displayed together, on a mobile of geometric shapes suspended from the ceiling above a piece on the floor composed of tar paper made to look like a topographic map that appears to show varying shapes and patterns depending on how the light interacts with it.

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Tim Ostlund-Foss @timostlundfoss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

a men’s style writer either not understanding or choosing not to convey that runway looks are not meant to reflect the exact intended wear of an item is going to turn me into the joker. Runway shows are SHOWS. They are art, meant to evoke a feeling, a mood, a vibe, they are not instructions.

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Tim Ostlund-Foss @timostlundfoss.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I am honored and insulted (but in a “have you ever been so seen and loved” sort of way) that they would run the clam chowder bread bowl pizza for my birthday

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Ronald T. Sleazebag @terrencedoyle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

You can read my latest in the first (very beautiful) edition of STRUNG. On the contemporary illogic of a historical act of violence, and the undeniable humanness of Monica Seles. I assume it will be online soon, but if you want to read it DM me and I'll send a pdf. court-date.com/strung-print

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STRUNG: Issue 001 | Court Date

STRUNG: Issue 001 is a 6” × 13”, 144-page, Smyth-sewn, hand-numbered love letter to tennis, featuring the work of Eve Alpert, Christopher Bain, Sergiy Barchuk, Malaika Crawford, Terrence Doyle, Lee Gl...

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Tim Ostlund-Foss @timostlundfoss.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Never underestimate the power of the phrase, “what the fuck?” and variations on the theme.

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AMR - Alexis Mercedes Rinck @alexis4seattle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Take action now against two harmful initiatives that will be on the Washington ballot in November! You can help by sharing this video, donating to No Hate in Washington State, or telling someone the truth about these initiatives. nohateinwastate.org

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Tim Ostlund-Foss @timostlundfoss.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The Sounders have scored 2+ goals in three consecutive league games for the first time since last Summer when they had four straight games with 2+ goals from July 12 to July 26.

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Susie Rantz @susierantz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

On October 2, Seattle Reign is recognizing the irreplaceable Jess Fishlock, who is retiring at the end of the season. Fans can get a ticket package that includes this pretty sweet Fishlock bobblehead. www.gofevo.com/event/fishlo...

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Sounders FC @soundersfc.com · 27/09/2026

Good vibes in the locker room 💫 The squad recognized some big milestones and celebrated two big birthdays after the match!

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Tim Ostlund-Foss @timostlundfoss.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

We’re getting going with Schmetzer. On the win: “you guys will see it, because I’m gonna allow people to watch what I said in [the locker room]. … the guys are all in a good mood … we are in a good way, that is a happy, confident and talented locker room.”

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Sounder at Heart @sounderatheart.com · 27/09/2026

That is Brian Schmetzer’s 150th career MLS win, just the 9th coach to reach that milestone

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Tim Ostlund-Foss @timostlundfoss.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I see Hector Herrera got sent off, so I can only assume that he spit at someone again.

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Tim Ostlund-Foss @timostlundfoss.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Yeimar makes his first MLS appearance since the end of the Great War.

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Tim Ostlund-Foss @timostlundfoss.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

if you could make a blue heeler that was smart, that would be the perfect dog breed comp for Seba Gomez, imo.

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Tim Ostlund-Foss @timostlundfoss.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Things we love to see at a Sounders game!

Flags of Palestine and Lebanon being raised in the Supporters section at the Seattle Sounders vs Minnesota United game

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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 27/09/2026

They also said Anders Dreyer is "a member of the 30-30 club" which you've got to admit is a lot of stolen bases for a winger

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Tim Ostlund-Foss @timostlundfoss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Resist era post from DT45 visiting a random U.S. city

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Tim Ostlund-Foss @timostlundfoss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Jess Fishlock got ‘em barking tonight

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Tim Ostlund-Foss @timostlundfoss.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

This is a guy who clearly hasn’t watched hours of YouTube videos featuring people who “already know how to drive” killing their new Ferraris and lambos as they try to drive them off the lot

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Seattle Men's Chorus @seattlemenschorus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It’s Dolly Parton Day! 💖✨ And we’re celebrating the only way we know how: with a little “9 to 5”! Turn up the volume and enjoy Seattle Men’s Chorus giving this Dolly classic our own joyful, fabulous treatment. 🎶🚧 Happy Dolly Parton Day! 🎉 Full song on YouTube: bit.ly/4rxzC1J

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Sounder at Heart @sounderatheart.com · 24/09/2026

We’re currently running a 15% off deal on our Supporter plan. If you’d like to support local soccer journalism, this is a pretty good way to do it. www.sounderatheart.com/support-socc...

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Sounder at Heart

News, opinion and analysis of Seattle Sounders and Seattle Reign.

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Tim Ostlund-Foss @timostlundfoss.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Putting aside whether billionaires should exist, at the very least if you reach this level of wealth I don’t think you should be able to make decisions that impact anyone but yourself.

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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

all these people sound like this:

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Onion Sports @onionsports.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Rockies Pitcher Pledges To Give Up Home Run For Sick Child theonion.com/rockies-pitc...

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Tim Ostlund-Foss @timostlundfoss.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I won’t claim it’s the best or anything, and I almost certainly enjoy a good half of the other songs on the album more, but Pink Triangle has had me in a chokehold for a good 20 years

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Tim Ostlund-Foss @timostlundfoss.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I missed the beginning of Schmetzer’s availability, but we’re jumping in now.

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Tim Ostlund-Foss @timostlundfoss.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Seattle’s current crop of S-Tier HGPs: Stu, Snyder, Seba. oh, shoot, I’m hearing I’ve misunderstood what “S-Tier” means.

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Charles Boehm ⚽️ @cboehm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The fields director at Starfire Sports, a beloved soccer complex outside Seattle that's hosted many US Open Cup matches over the decades, has been snatched up by ICE. Please consider helping him and his family if you are able.

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Jeremiah Oshan @jeremiah.sounderatheart.com · 22/09/2026

Was just informed that @seattletimes.com is ceasing beat coverage of soccer. Massive loss for both local and national soccer community.

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

[intrusive thought voice]: Kush got me acting like the white Jaxson Dart.

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Alexa Ray Corriea @alexaray.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Framing legendary award-winning actor Erika Ishii as a “controversy” is absolute small brained goon behavior, Polygon what the hell

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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The Haslams (who gave Deshaun Watson a shit ton of money *after* two dozen allegations) still haven’t fired Higuain. Oh and they were given an NWSL team. Support women and all that. That expansion still baffles me.

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Tim Ostlund-Foss @timostlundfoss.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

finally, a dance school where you can learn to christ walk

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Tim Ostlund-Foss @timostlundfoss.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

a more tangential takeaway is that the best time to start planning for a post-Cristian Roldan reality was, like, 2 years ago, but the next best time is now. it’s not the cause, but it’s also not a huge surprise that performances have largely improved since his return. he just makes things easier.

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Tim Ostlund-Foss @timostlundfoss.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

a little moment from Saturday’s post-game presser has come to mind several times over the last couple days. Caden Clark was asked about his goal being his first club goal since October 2024, and you could see his face sort of drop, but he wasn’t on the call alone, he was there with Cristian Roldan.

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Roey Hadar @roey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Looks like they went with the book as opposed to whatever they told Jordan Angeli. Maybe people need to start telling her correct things like "handballs are determined by the armpit not the sleeve" or "trans women are women, not men."

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Tim Ostlund-Foss @timostlundfoss.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Straight red in Tacoma Defiance vs Timbers 2, with Daniel Cervantes sent off for seeming to hit Gallatin Sandnes in the head off the ball

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Southern Sylvs 🍉 she/her @southernsylvs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Why are we protecting this coach by not naming him? Also, two games isn't even the minimum for this type of behavior. Not good enough.

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Tim Ostlund-Foss @timostlundfoss.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The first half of this post was beamed directly from July 1953

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Tim Ostlund-Foss @timostlundfoss.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Sønderjyske got their first win of the season, beating Randers FC 4-2 with a goal and an assist from Osaze DeRosario (he scored the opener and assisted on the 4th goal). I haven’t found video, but I’ll look more later today and post if I find anything

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Tim Ostlund-Foss @timostlundfoss.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Great news: the Sounders next three opponents all also gave up 3+ goals in losses tonight.

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Sounders FC @soundersfc.com · 20/09/2026

WELCOME TO THE CLUB, CADEN 🤩

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Tim Ostlund-Foss @timostlundfoss.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Both of Seattle’s Summer signings scored tonight, but Clark’s debut goal also means that both Summer signings scored on their debuts. Three bangers between the pair of them, as well, fwiw

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Tim Ostlund-Foss @timostlundfoss.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Cristian on the draw: “I think all our ties have felt different. In Cincy maybe it felt like a win ... and this one, yeah, we saved some points. The same result with different feelings, but what I saw today was a team that didn’t stop fighting. ... What I’m happy about is that we scored 3 goals."

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