iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Grant @grantnewkirk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This is a photo I expect to see when It Happens and I went on a frantic search thinking It Happened and I somehow missed it

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Grant @grantnewkirk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The UFL Wikipedia page will be a great read in 20 or so years. “What do you mean the Topeka Beer Funnels used to be in Birmingham and were called the Stallions and were coached by Super Bowl winning coach AJ McCarron”

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Grant @grantnewkirk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This is the major flaw of baseball imo

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Grant @grantnewkirk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Today I will have the most important haircut of my life. The haircut before my wedding

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Grant @grantnewkirk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

She gets sent to prison for child endangerment

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Grant @grantnewkirk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

They run the Chili’s at Love Field like it’s a battleship. Tip top operation

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Grant @grantnewkirk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The question remains… who will win the Taco Bell Live Mas Student Section of the Year

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Grant @grantnewkirk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Eating a Clif bar like a cowboy eating a brick of pemmican

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Grant @grantnewkirk.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I can’t believe I’m a Cowboys fan. Shits so embarrassing

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Grant @grantnewkirk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Jon Rothstein: This Is Arch

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Grant @grantnewkirk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

The Jonas Brothers shouldn’t have played that song cause I just wanna watch Hot Rod now

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Grant @grantnewkirk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

This is the angriest BlueSky has ever made me What do you mean you can’t figure out a premise

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Grant @grantnewkirk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Charmander Charmeleon Charizard

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Grant @grantnewkirk.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

This is me finding out these are two different people

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Grant @grantnewkirk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

The NBA should give those 5 Clippers picks to another organization. Just use some arbitrary metric. I dunno, say, give them to the team closest to the Mississippi River

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Grant @grantnewkirk.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Jeans in the summer = self harm Why do I do this to myself

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Grant @grantnewkirk.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Sorry this has been stuck in my head all morning and I need to release it into the wild [to the tune of Choosin’ Texas by Ella Langley] It doesn’t take a Cristobal to see

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Grant @grantnewkirk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

A Times Square Buc-ee’s is sadly off the table

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Grant @grantnewkirk.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Now hold a Stopping contest

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Grant @grantnewkirk.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Thinking of taking out an insurance policy on this before moving into the new house

Very large and fragile Lego Daily Bugle set.

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Grant @grantnewkirk.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Trying on clothes is so embarrassing because I immediately become the sweatiest person to ever exist just by trying on pants

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Grant @grantnewkirk.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Looks like they got some good stuff at the Grizzlies garage sale. Too bad all the VIPs buy it all before us commoners have a chance to even smell what’s for sale Last year I went; was probably first 20 in line behind the VIPs, and they had it picked clean like a vulture. Never again

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Grant @grantnewkirk.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

If you’re retired, why are you on LinkedIn Go live your life. Stay out of these streets. Save yourself

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Grant @grantnewkirk.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Gonna say something controversial on the timeline I don’t like chicken thighs. The texture is off putting. The flavor is fine Breasts are better in almost every way. Breasts only suck cause people are bad at cooking them Ok bye

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Grant @grantnewkirk.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Probably the best FB Marketplace find of all time. Makes me angry someone else will take this home

A Facebook marketplace ad for a concrete E.T. $50

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Grant @grantnewkirk.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

He’s 2 years removed from being 2 years removed

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Grant @grantnewkirk.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

This guy could be the worst owner in professional sports. Which is an insane bar to reach

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Grant @grantnewkirk.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Me until December pointing out that is a fake Steve Rogers in Doomsday

“I’m telling you right now” crazy plane lady

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Grant @grantnewkirk.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

I’m letting a summer league game ruin my night.

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Grant @grantnewkirk.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I’ve been waiting all day for Sunday Night

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Grant @grantnewkirk.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Now for the Final everyone in the world has been waiting for… the NBA Summer League Final

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Grant @grantnewkirk.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

FIFA gotta figure out how to speed up this trophy ceremony. If this was the Super Bowl they’d already be in the locker room wearing champagne goggles

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Grant @grantnewkirk.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Took some stuff to the dump today and it made me oddly emotional. Stuff I let occupy my space and well being now at the mercy of decomposing in a landfill. Like I heard them say goodbye as I chucked them. Oh well

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Grant @grantnewkirk.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

The Odyssey kicked so much ass.

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Grant @grantnewkirk.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I saw this because it was the only movie the theater would let me use a gift certificate for. This would be a straight to Tubi original in today’s world

Cedric the Entertainer in Codename: The Cleaner

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Grant @grantnewkirk.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Will just needs to take a break and come back in 5 years for his dramatic equivalent to Lost In Translation. I don’t think it’s too late for him to stop while ahead but it’s getting close

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Grant @grantnewkirk.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Andres Cantor is dead from screaming

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Grant @grantnewkirk.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Zach Kleiman collecting 2nd round picks

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Grant @grantnewkirk.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Stella Artois sucks ass anyway

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