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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat

@surber.bsky.social
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Audio dude. Shutdown Fullcast. Hand in the Dirt. Music guy. Movie guy. Will post lyrics. linktr.ee/killerantz

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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 13h
This opening night Canes match is CHIPPY
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 14h
Hey @bsky.app WE NEED POLLS How would you spend your $3,000???
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Listed over a week ago in Anoka, MNORIGINAL CONCOURSE RESTROOMS
ORIGINAL MEMORIAL
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 14h
Probably the best J Mascis/DJ thing I’ve ever read. pitchfork.com/story/how-di...
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How Dinosaur Jr. Learned to Tolerate One Another, Kind Of
For 40 years, J Mascis has quietly led his incredibly loud band into the annals of indie rock. But during his annual vacation in Cape Cod, he opened up about almost everything: interpersonal dynamics,...
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 22h
Contemplating which glasses for my Joey Ramone get up.
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Really need a complicated graphic 8 years from now that explains how the Giants trading their 5th round pick for JJ McCarthy led to some team getting Marshall Manning.
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just learned today the expression my Oma used to say in German when something was gross means “poop devil” and I miss that woman more than ever right now.
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 27/09/2026
felt very strongly that we needed this image on this platform
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PorkchopTBP aka The Signature Dish™️ @porkchoptbp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Um, we already HAVE a Mr. and Mrs. ACC!
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Brandon McNulty, one of Tadej’s most loyal domestiques, is world champion. Beautiful
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Brandon McNulty! 1 K for 🌈
static.klipy.com
Believe Motivation
ALT: Believe Motivation
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
lol Remco is insane. Back again
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fuuuuuuck it’s coming back together!
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Where in the actual fuck did Remco come from?!?! Hang on McNulty!
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ben Healy, you lovely man! How’d you get up there, little buddy!
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
hi i'm Greydon Grey IV, chief marketing exec at Grey Uniforms Inc. Here's why we think your NFL team could use some grey uniforms: —gets away from your team's iconic color sets —does not look good —extremely forgettable —looks bad —could easily be confused with any other team —looks like crap
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I can’t stand this world championship being in North America. This is way too late in the day for a cycling race
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Counting Crows Mr Jones ass uniforms.
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 27/09/2026
grotesque
Dark gray Colts unisgray Bills unis
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 27/09/2026
The ACC promo of which @surber.bsky.social speaks, with audio levels adjusted to fit his description
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🕯️ assemble 🕯️
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Things are getting weird in Carter-Finley late at night. NC State shit imminent?
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I believe collectively, if we start now, we can will USC to lose enough games that they wind up in the Holiday Bowl playing NC State and losing 16-10 on a last second failed safety attempt strip sack scoop and score. Start lighting candles if you can.
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I still can’t believe what I saw in the USC-Oregon game. Was 8 concussed after that hit too? I just can’t imagine someone in their right mind celebrating that shit.
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It would appear Sakerlina sucks shit too. Oh noooo
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Chris Turner @chrislturner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
tell Michigan I want them to know it was me
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Gaht damn, Ole Miss, they are wronging you.
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bull shit!
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Michael Scott's 'Everybody Stay Calm' Moment
ALT: Michael Scott's 'Everybody Stay Calm' Moment
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Missed 40 yard field goal to tie? Oh yeah, we’re goonin
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wake-Louisville has been like a 4.5 star Chinese buffet MulletReview
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hokies during late era Beamer ACC success excelled in these kinds of mudders. This could be a turning point in the vibes department for them on the road back to the top of the conference, or it could be really really really funny.
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Gorgeous throw! Miami, draft this kid
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Did someone tell James Franklin this Boston College game was a huge deal or something?
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Alex McDaniel @alexmcdaniel.co · 26/09/2026
I FEEL DOLLY IN THIS CHILI’S TONIGHT
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 26/09/2026
piss penalty, as called on ESPN Deportes:
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
halftime reading www.espn.com/college-foot...
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Fifteen years later, 'Giving him the business' lives on
This is the story of how former ACC referee Ron Cherry made one of the most famous calls in college football history.
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 26/09/2026
if I text someone this image, it means they crossed the line
Arch Manning
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Texas, this is football, not Nam. There are rules.
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ol dudes wife walks in and he’s sitting in the dark watching ACC network by himself for this ACC Network promo. Just perfect branding. If Clemson ever leaves this conference I’ll probably just stop watching college sports.
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
YOU CANT DO THAT 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fuck yes Deeeeeeeacs
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
IHOP’s food is in no way a suitable replacement for Waffle House. IHOP is steaming garbage on a plate. They have nothing. Nothing to threaten me with.
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fuck it, dude. I’m going to Waffle House.
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Good night. Go Tigers
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Clemson now 4th in wins this season behind Indiana, USC, and North Dakota State.
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James Curle @jamescurle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Raise Hell, Praise Dale, gimme a No. 3 with pork fried rice (China King, off I-40 in Cleveland, NC)
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I turned this game on to see it was 2-0. So far I have seen 4 plays, 3 penalties, and a 72 yard punt. This is Big Ten football, fuck yes.
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Something something that scene in Forrest Gump when the storm hits
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