Reposted by FinnFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026please please please let it be the october surprise 77922
Reposted by FinnBarba Papa 🏳️🌈 The Bear Did Lady @thebeardidlady.bsky.social · 05/09/2025I am the very model of a modern homosexual. I've info on the fetish scene, on drag, and on Pride festivals I know the queens of history, and I quote their words rhetorical From Oscar Wilde to Quentin Crisp, it's quite phantasmagorical! 1526764
Reposted by FinnBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 17/09/2023The doctor thinks I'm giving birth, but unbeknownst to him, I'm about to execute a delightful update to the classic "snakes in a can" prank 91198191
Finn @finnyus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026We had to replace our Samsung washing machine with a Whirlpool, so I'm learning to play the flute for when the spin cycle ends 120
Finn @finnyus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I work in the tutorial level of an adventure game. The code to the lockbox that stores all the keys is the year the university was founded. It's on a banner ten feet away. "Oh, this needs a four-digit code...and there's a giant four-digit number of significance to the institution over there...hmm.." 010
Reposted by FinnMerriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 01/09/2026‘Pundit’ comes from the Hindi word ‘paṇḍit,’ a term of respect for a wise person. Its ultimate source is the Sanskrit word ‘paṇḍita,’ meaning “learned.” It now usually means…something different. 24894173
Reposted by Finn🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 01/09/2026My mom watching me put up my Halloween decorations on sept 1 521536
Reposted by FinnMichael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 30/08/2026[yanks the word “performative” out of your hands]: I warned you to be careful with this or there’d be consequences. & don’t you dare start crying. 118735
Reposted by FinnBoo lettuce @lettuce.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Me: I'm gonna mow the lawn My wife: Ok. Don't waste time trying to pull up that awful Bermuda grass, you'll never kill it Me: I won't My wife's vizier: 𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘴 0162
Reposted by Finndave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect 89160193696
Reposted by FinnStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 16/07/2026Listening to St. Anger, eh 2061271
Reposted by Finnleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 12/07/2026no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say lindsey graham died from smoking a cigar because the cigar exploded in his face and his pants and socks and underwear flew off and then he dropped the cigar on his penis which also exploded. don’t say stuff like that 415252956
Reposted by FinnBudd @n7eoj.bsky.social · 08/07/2026It has been criminally underreported but Kelsey Pfendler has just rowed solo across the Pacific Ocean from the US coast to Hawaii in record time. A 2,400-mile unsupported journey in 43 days, 17 hours, and 55 minutes. Notably beating the Men’s record by 9 whole days. 344213715865
Reposted by FinnDrawing Doll @mathraptor.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Designed a new guy for funsies. 27713
Reposted by Finnbatkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 07/07/2026A very pregnant Francis McDormand trains her gun on me, screaming to be heard over the digital wood chipper into which I’m feeding AI movie star Tilly Norwood. 711827
Reposted by FinnFinn @finnyus.bsky.social · 14/06/2024Comin out of my cage and I regret it BIG TIME Gotta gotta get back To my lovely cage 0137
Reposted by Finnceej @ceej.online · 29/06/2026JOKER: Not so fast, Bat-JERK! My LAUGHBangs will leave you BLIND as a BAT! BLUESKY BATMAN: Oof. Many people suffer from reduced vision. Not funny. JOKER: It's like, it's a pun. It's just wordplay. BLUESKY BATMAN: Sorry if I'm not in the mood for "jokes" while SCOTUS shreds our constitutional rights 114114682106
Reposted by FinnGareth Watkins @garethwatkins.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Me: Okay, there's been a thunderstorm, the heatwave should be over now. (New health bar appears) (The sun is now named 'Sol, Starflame of Regret') (Objectively the greatest piece of classical music ever recorded starts playing). 2245311596
Reposted by Finnchris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 22/06/2026An icecream truck that plays a funeral dirge as it haunts the streets at 2 a.m. 1219552
Reposted by FinnGretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 19/06/2026What she says: the McFlurry machine is broken What she means: the McFlurry Hog's teats are chapped from yanking and its Oreo sphincter is clogged and must be cleared out with a ramrod again 1515717
Reposted by Finnϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 19/06/2026If you're fighting a data center from being built in your area, but still actively use AI, you're like a dog who eats its own shit. 0154
Reposted by FinnKanna Banana 🏳️⚧️🇧🇷 @kanna-banana.bsky.social · 19/06/2026he just ran over a family of 4 8479140
Reposted by Finnceej @ceej.online · 12/06/2026ZOMBIE: I got bit a few months ago. My neighbor cornered me in the garage when I had my headphones in. I’m still coming to grips with everything. That I’ll never see my family again. It’s hard. ZOMBIE WHO GOT TURNED BY A CELEBRITY ZOMBIE: For sure, for sure. I actually have a pretty crazy story too, 13100073
Reposted by FinnGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 11/06/2026covertly asking if someone is into solving mysteries: "Is he, ya know, a friend of Daphne?" 413925
Reposted by FinnArgon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 10/06/2026In my microbiology class, pronouncing "prokaryotes" like it's a Mexican street food 2207
Reposted by Finnborn miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 08/06/2026BREAKING: Flesh-Eating Maggot Discovered in Texas; RFK Jr Responds to News By Saying “I Have a Name, You Know” 826463
Reposted by Finnthe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 04/06/2026had never seen this one and it's killing me 10465722055
Reposted by Finnmichael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 02/06/2026i just flew in from twin peaks and boy am i locked in a cosmic duel of hate with my metaphysically estranged arms 019031
Reposted by FinnSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Just fired off an angry email while on a treadmill. Feeling powerful and evil. Think I'm going to shut down a community centre. Maybe I'll even become a stepdad. 1373
Reposted by FinnFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 25/05/2026if you like go-rounds so much then why don’t you merry it 0476
Reposted by Finnbrent @murrman5.bsky.social · 22/11/2024[while being tackled by police dog] what's his name? 141023209
Reposted by FinnStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 06/05/2026MAMMAL BULLYING A REPTILE: Nice body temperature dude. Did the sun pick it out for you 242449393
Reposted by FinnDan Hentschel @danhentschel.bsky.social · 21/01/2026“Bits” do not just come out of thin air, they require a fertile mind garden to sprout from the stillness of inner peace, which cannot be disrupted 4588146
Reposted by FinnSeveral Onions @amusitr0n.bsky.social · 29/04/2026a good name for a horse would be Kris Klipclopperston 453074440
![@AbrasiveGhost
Me:[explaining twitter] imagine the worlds worst ppl &the worlds funniest ppl had a fake war online
mom: sounds awful
Me:[excitedly] it is](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:w4mumltio4x5yohskj2mo64c/bafkreidoqouqqounzjxz5rs7jjlj62qmdbtgt5p2sjfid5qg3wpibgpbdu)
