Dan Hentschel @danhentschel.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Let’s put some BROCCOLI on that PLATE!!! 231341241
Dan Hentschel @danhentschel.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Who needs friends when you’ve got… HOMIE MELON!!! 9865156
Dan Hentschel @danhentschel.bsky.social · 21/01/2026“Bits” do not just come out of thin air, they require a fertile mind garden to sprout from the stillness of inner peace, which cannot be disrupted 4588146
Dan Hentschel @danhentschel.bsky.social · 17/01/2026Sometimes I see a biker, pedestrian, or motorcyclist and the Grand Theft Auto instincts kick in 646874
Dan Hentschel @danhentschel.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Golden Goober is stupid. Don’t know what I was thinking 1952045
Dan Hentschel @danhentschel.bsky.social · 16/01/2026I could no longer in good couscous use Twitter 2495594
Dan Hentschel @danhentschel.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Should I go on Twitter or Blue Sky = Should I be shot or hanged 221194250
Dan Hentschel @danhentschel.bsky.social · 04/01/2026"A latent, low-level narcissist." So not a narcissist? 22238
Dan Hentschel @danhentschel.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Hi blue sky I’m Alan! Not Dan hentschel 792008280
Dan Hentschel @danhentschel.bsky.social · 11/12/2024What I have done or thought about sexually has nothing to do with whether or not I am gay. If anything, I am so comfortable as a heterosexual cisgender man, that I’m willing to do things that would likely threaten a more insecure man’s fragile masculinity. 895392
Dan Hentschel @danhentschel.bsky.social · 10/12/2024Every comedian has at some point thought about killing a person, or committing a terrorist attack, as a shortcut to fame. But we don't. Because that's the easy way. We saddle up, and we forge our own path with the power of our ideas. 1095795
Dan Hentschel @danhentschel.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Hey all this is Eddie. I am so confused honestly and I am really regretting working here 2169124
Dan Hentschel @danhentschel.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Dan had a ton of these that went unused. I’m not nearly as funny as him, so I won’t even try. Maybe something like “When Janey forgets the prune juice from the store!” -Eddie 25111654
Dan Hentschel @danhentschel.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Hey everybody, we’ve been discussing internally whether or not Blue Sky sucks and if maintaining an account on here is a useless waste of time. The consensus seems to be, we’ll keep it around, and use it as sort of a “dumping ground” for garbage 1672440
Dan Hentschel @danhentschel.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Old person, saying something off color and irreverent 642213
Dan Hentschel @danhentschel.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Anyone different from me, should be killed! 22905132
Dan Hentschel @danhentschel.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Imagine a future where this is your wife! 15744105
Dan Hentschel @danhentschel.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Thanks to AI, death is now no different than getting a new iPhone. 449418
Dan Hentschel @danhentschel.bsky.social · 20/11/2024An old picture of Dan’s we circled back on quite a bit. Could never quite crack it. -EDDIE 866726
Dan Hentschel @danhentschel.bsky.social · 19/11/2024We have a lot of updates about Dan’s condition but are workshopping how we can best package them content-wise to make sure we get as many eyeballs as possible! 364416
Dan Hentschel @danhentschel.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Hey y’all, just wanted to say Addie has been so great throughout this entire process. She has been texting me every day if there’s anything she can do for me while I’m at the hospital with Dan. People have been giving her a hard time back on X, but she has been a rockstar. -EDDIE 53835
Dan Hentschel @danhentschel.bsky.social · 16/11/2024“How can Dan consent if he’s in a coma?” Our AI has been trained so thoroughly on Dan’s content, journals, & therapy notes, that it is functionally him. By proving in court our AI will make the same choice as Dan 99% of the time, it can function as his legal consent for document signing, etc. 884341
Dan Hentschel @danhentschel.bsky.social · 16/11/2024While Dan Hentschel is in a coma, we will continue to provide his content thanks to the generative AI model developed by COCKY WANT BOING BOING INTELLIGENCE SYSTEMS. See for yourself with the first ever completely 100% AI generated Dan Hentschel video: youtu.be/XcRm_FJjo4Eyoutu.beAI GENERATED DAN HENTSCHEL VIDEOYouTube video by Daniel Hentschel 772856
Dan Hentschel @danhentschel.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Hello all! We have incredibly exciting news. While Dan is in a coma, we have developed an AI model trained on all of Dan's content that is capable of replicating it exactly. It can do text, photo, video-- everything. You will likely not even notice he is gone. 1480139
Dan Hentschel @danhentschel.bsky.social · 16/11/2024I just graduated in the spring and started working for Dan in June making $10 an hour. Is this good for an entry level social media manager in Los Angeles? I know I am lucky to even have a creative job at all so I'm not complaining, just curious what others make! -EDDIE 2466624
Dan Hentschel @danhentschel.bsky.social · 15/11/2024I have rewatched the video of Dan choking over and over. He would want us to laugh. He would want us to share. He would want it to go viral. That’s why, when faced with what he likely thought was his death, he chose to open the camera app— not the phone. 791552
Dan Hentschel @danhentschel.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Also I have received some pushback regarding our decision to post the video of him choking. Dan’s rule with medical emergencies was always: film first, help second. 564922
Dan Hentschel @danhentschel.bsky.social · 15/11/2024To be honest, it is kind of a relief that Dan is in a coma. I always feel like I am disappointing him, or not doing a good enough job. But, I should be grateful— a lot of people would kill to be in my position. 552111
Dan Hentschel @danhentschel.bsky.social · 15/11/2024I have spoken with Dan’s doctor briefly, but because of my struggles with autism I cannot tell if the doctor seems hopeful or pessimistic about his chances of recovery. I will keep you updated if anything changes. -EDDIE 1191042
Dan Hentschel @danhentschel.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Hey everybody this is Eddie, Dan’s social media manager. Thanks for your well wishes. Dan is in the hospital recovering from the “epi-sode” (Epi pen episode). Dan has a severe peanut allergy and normally keeps an epi pen in the glove compartment, but unfortunately it was not there at the time. 1576950
