Reposted by FinnFR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026please please please let it be the october surprise 77922
Finn @finnyus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Lowkey something I do, along with giving them what I call "reminder totems." Maybe you can't remember Veronica's name, but she's the one always adjusting her shoe laces. Charlie cleans his glasses all the time -- you know, that guy. 120
Reposted by FinnBarba Papa 🏳️🌈 The Bear Did Lady @thebeardidlady.bsky.social · 05/09/2025I am the very model of a modern homosexual. I've info on the fetish scene, on drag, and on Pride festivals I know the queens of history, and I quote their words rhetorical From Oscar Wilde to Quentin Crisp, it's quite phantasmagorical! 1526966
Reposted by FinnBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 17/09/2023The doctor thinks I'm giving birth, but unbeknownst to him, I'm about to execute a delightful update to the classic "snakes in a can" prank 91198191
Finn @finnyus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026We had to replace our Samsung washing machine with a Whirlpool, so I'm learning to play the flute for when the spin cycle ends 120
Finn @finnyus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"Of course I had the reports done on time. But then The Quickening happened...I know, AGAIN, right?" 010
Finn @finnyus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Your spell missed Goblin A! Goblin B is gay now! Goblin C is gay now! Goblin D is already gay! Way to go. You outed Daryl. 010
Finn @finnyus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Okay I don't know how to explain it but these are all witches on this runway The best-dressed coven at this private prep academy 020
Finn @finnyus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026O.O You will be getting an email from me later. Same PayPal for commissions okay? 110
Finn @finnyus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026How tf are we constantly the same person I too have slept with an Emmy nominee (not at the time, lighting design, has moved on from tv to Broadway, Tony status unknown) 110
Finn @finnyus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026He's giving de-yassified Witch of the Wastes from Howl's Moving Castle 010
Finn @finnyus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I work in the tutorial level of an adventure game. The code to the lockbox that stores all the keys is the year the university was founded. It's on a banner ten feet away. "Oh, this needs a four-digit code...and there's a giant four-digit number of significance to the institution over there...hmm.." 010
Finn @finnyus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Only if you dare do so without white stilettos. And I, for one, would never 000
Finn @finnyus.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Sometimes I forget that you're British and then you say "having a wank" 110
Finn @finnyus.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Oh. Oh no. I wasn't expecting something new to hate, but here we are. 010
Reposted by FinnMerriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 01/09/2026‘Pundit’ comes from the Hindi word ‘paṇḍit,’ a term of respect for a wise person. Its ultimate source is the Sanskrit word ‘paṇḍita,’ meaning “learned.” It now usually means…something different. 24892173
Reposted by Finn🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 01/09/2026My mom watching me put up my Halloween decorations on sept 1 521536
Reposted by FinnMichael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 30/08/2026[yanks the word “performative” out of your hands]: I warned you to be careful with this or there’d be consequences. & don’t you dare start crying. 118735
Reposted by FinnBoo lettuce @lettuce.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Me: I'm gonna mow the lawn My wife: Ok. Don't waste time trying to pull up that awful Bermuda grass, you'll never kill it Me: I won't My wife's vizier: 𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘴 0162
Finn @finnyus.bsky.social · 18/08/2026They'll take the em-dashes from my cold, unpublished and penniless corpse 000
Reposted by Finndave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect 89160213696
Finn @finnyus.bsky.social · 14/08/2026... and while I recognize this is an inconvenience, one must also recognize that my absence is a boon to ersatz enemies and the bookies. Aha. 010
Finn @finnyus.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Like I'm not saying we reinstate Draco of Athens, but his ideas weren't ALL bad 010
