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Your daily John Waters screenshot

@johnwatersbot.bsky.social

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I have never found the antics of deviants to be one bit amusing. (by @jordan-r.bsky.social)

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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Beverly and air conditioner victim

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

$2.30.

You can shove $2.30, hack!

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Our souls are black, even though our skin is white.

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Why aren't you out catchin' criminals and murderers?

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Happy birthday Pedro Almodóvar!

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

As you grow to embrace your concussion,

you'll learn to accept anything sexual

as long as it's safe, consensual and doesn't harm others.

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

You can't dye your clothes here!

I don't have any fall colors.

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Happy birthday Ricki Lake!

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Pretzels give you plaque.

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

She is a whore, officer.

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

You've dialed the wrong number!

Sorry? What good is that?

How can you ever repay the 30 seconds

you have stolen from my life?

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Well, my name is Francine Fishpaw...

And? And? And?

And I am an alcoholic!

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

You wanna powder my chafed butt?

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

You got some doo-doo on your shoe.

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Could you turn that racket down?

I'm trying to iron in here.

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

No, I don't want no goddamn eggs!

I want meat and potatoes.

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Just a reminder.

You can't wear white shoes after Labor Day.

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

You dance lewdly for the boys at lunch period?

For a quarter I will.

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

They call me Dora.

And I'm a chronic masturbator.

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Now I've got nothing but hampers of ironing to do...

and my diet pill is wearing off.

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Show me down and dirty.

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Patch Adams does not deserve a director's cut.

The first one was long enough!

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I realized that one should always follow their own conscience

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Well, hip, hip, hooray for your cheap climax.

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Why else would they sign that "the filthiest people alive"?

Everyone knows that that title has become my trademark.

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Mrs. Gravel, I'd like to examine your underpants.

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Now let me check the zip code: 212-FUCK-YOU.

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

His penis is gone!

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

You got a little sugar in you, don't you? Sure. I can tell. A little light in the loafer.

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

You cocksucker! You lousy pig fucker! You bitch! You ugly whore!

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

This is Mink Stole. She's gonna be traveling with me for a while.

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Shelley Fabares? I love Shelley Fabares.

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Pubic hair is against the law.

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Yes folks, this isn't any cheap X-rated movie or fifth-rate porno play.

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I'm straight and I fucking hate it!

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Bend over
Let me see you shake a tail feather

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

One hell of a rotten face.

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Violence is everywhere these days.

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Now they're threatening me, these awful, cheap girls.

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

This is special ed?

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Sam Fuller tattoo