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Your daily John Waters screenshot

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I have never found the antics of deviants to be one bit amusing. (by @jordan-r.bsky.social)

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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 3h
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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Beverly and air conditioner victim
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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
$2.30.You can shove $2.30, hack!
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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Our souls are black, even though our skin is white.
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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Why aren't you out catchin' criminals and murderers?
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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy birthday Pedro Almodóvar!
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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
As you grow to embrace your concussion,you'll learn to accept anything sexualas long as it's safe, consensual and doesn't harm others.
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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You can't dye your clothes here!I don't have any fall colors.
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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Happy birthday Ricki Lake!
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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pretzels give you plaque.
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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
She is a whore, officer.
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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You've dialed the wrong number!Sorry? What good is that?How can you ever repay the 30 secondsyou have stolen from my life?
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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Well, my name is Francine Fishpaw...And? And? And?And I am an alcoholic!
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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
You wanna powder my chafed butt?
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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
You got some doo-doo on your shoe.
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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Could you turn that racket down?I'm trying to iron in here.
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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
No, I don't want no goddamn eggs!I want meat and potatoes.
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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Just a reminder.
You can't wear white shoes after Labor Day.
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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
You dance lewdly for the boys at lunch period?For a quarter I will.
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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
They call me Dora.And I'm a chronic masturbator.
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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Now I've got nothing but hampers of ironing to do...and my diet pill is wearing off.
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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Show me down and dirty.
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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Patch Adams does not deserve a director's cut.The first one was long enough!
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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I realized that one should always follow their own conscience
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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Well, hip, hip, hooray for your cheap climax.
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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Why else would they sign that "the filthiest people alive"?Everyone knows that that title has become my trademark.
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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Mrs. Gravel, I'd like to examine your underpants.
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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Now let me check the zip code: 212-FUCK-YOU.
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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
His penis is gone!
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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
You got a little sugar in you, don't you? Sure. I can tell. A little light in the loafer.
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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
You cocksucker! You lousy pig fucker! You bitch! You ugly whore!
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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is Mink Stole. She's gonna be traveling with me for a while.
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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Shelley Fabares? I love Shelley Fabares.
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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Pubic hair is against the law.
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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Yes folks, this isn't any cheap X-rated movie or fifth-rate porno play.
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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I'm straight and I fucking hate it!
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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Bend over
Let me see you shake a tail feather
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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
One hell of a rotten face.
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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Violence is everywhere these days.
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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Now they're threatening me, these awful, cheap girls.
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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
This is special ed?
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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Sam Fuller tattoo
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