Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 7hThe new Deadlock characters look so cool 092
Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 8hSomeone: "This is great. We've got a fire going in the yard to hang out. But what do we call it? It's not really a campfire" A French Arsonist: *inhale* 000
Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 9hGentrification is getting worse. They turned the old, abandoned warehouse next to Melon Shakers* into a bar and grill *the gentleman's club 000
Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Valve game evil arms manufacturing corporations death battle. Who wins in a fight between Mann Co (Team Fortress) and Fairfax Industries (Deadlock). Sure, Fairfax has soul magic and alchemy, but I'd argue Mann Co is operating with effectively Toon Force, so I'm torn... 010
Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I need to stop getting "yell at right wing bot accounts on the internet" sad drunk and go back to the traditional "post depressing song lyrics with no context on social media" sad drunk like an adult 020
Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I don't even play (anything) very frequently but I am legitimately horny for every last detail of the new Deadlock map update from earlier today. The game just keeps looking doper and doper 211
Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"One, two! One, two! And through and through The vorpal blade Went virtually insane He left it at that And with its big fuzzy hat He went galumphing Toward the camera Without moving because The floor was, like A big moving platform" -Lewis Carroll, 𝘑𝘢𝘣𝘣𝘦𝘳𝘸𝘢𝘲𝘶𝘢𝘪 000
Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026People you barely know: "Oh hey, how have you been? Hope you're well, friend" Your best friends: "Whatup you rat fuck guttercunt?!: 062
Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Whoops, almost forgot to take my multivitamin before I... *lights cigarette* ...left for work 000
Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I know there are things that are ubiquitous within my circles, that aren't exactly common knowledge. But it can be really funny when people don't know what romhacks are. Someone can post a clip of Kaizo Mario Dick Stomp World 4 and somebody will be like, "I remember this level from when I was a kid" 000
Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I maintain my slim figure by frequently going 48-72 hours with zero solid calories, and then house two pounds of spaghetti, and repeat. Scientists call this diet, "Clinically Depressed Cobra" 010
Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026"Who would win in a fight between Coach Ditka, and a Jeep? Now, the name of the Jeep..." 111
Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Dragon Ball: It doesn't matter the circumstances of how you came to be, true strength comes from hard work, discipline, and trusting in your friends...okay but also if you aren't an objectively genetically superior super alien you're ass is getting literally vaporized 110
Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It has been very slow at work... 120
Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026A sequel to that one Pixar movie where Remy moves on from fine dining and opens a gelato place Rata2ille: I Have No Mouse and Ice Must Cream 020
Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I need Liberty Biberty disintegrated 010
Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Everyone said my Foo Fighters themed Chinese restaurant was a terrible idea, but they haven't tried our egg grohls 030
Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026JK Rowling naming a white mage 010
Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Me: "I'm too smart to buy into gimmicky corporate slop" Wendy's: "Hey we dropped an emo album about chicken nuggets" Me: 120
Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I have listened to the new chvrches single eight times today and, I was right, it did in fact improve my brain chemistry 120
Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I like those tips and tricks videos about competitive online games that always start with, "You're playing [this character] WRONG" Like, no shit. I know I am. I am bad at this video game. Thank you for noticing 010
Reposted by Argon Dreamcast EvangelionVox Valentine @voxvalentine.bsky.social · 22/09/2026she coheed on my cambria 'til I...[long pause]...[takes out phone and opens Wikipedia]...[scrolls rapidly, eyes occasionally flicking up to meet yours but never directly] til I, uh...[keeps scrolling, makes a face, tucks my phone away, looks at you again]...werewolf...? 0102
Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Ocarina of Time is a dope game because the holy sword of light that transcends time, and only means of sealing away true evil, that was handcrafted by God herself, is just as vital for beating the game as...some random fish inside of any random glass bottle 110
Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Everyone's family is different. Sometimes a family is a mom and a dad with some kids. Sometimes a family can be four teenagers; a dog; a smaller, shittier dog; and occasionally the Harlem Globetrotters. 021
Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Tell me, Blake, Pharaoh, and Tori how cute we all are. I love my friends so much 💜 000
Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Okay so like, most of these I get, but what do you mean a man injured his...stinger? Does he like jazz? 000
Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Randomly stumbled across one of the stupidest things I've ever posted 000
Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I've recently started taking a multivitamin and I swear once my bloodstream contains a medically adequate quantity of magnesium I will be unstoppable (immune to knockback, stun, sleep, and speed/stamina debuffs) 010
Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The service industry is wild because I should not have multiple inside jokes, with multiple people, who were born after I graduated high school 021
Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 20/09/2026One of my weirdest and most specific pet peeves is fan-casting of live action adaptations of literally anything. Because, for some reason, everyone seems to think the end-all-be-all of casting is how much the actor already happens to have the same haircut as the character 131
Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 19/09/2026On the same street as my job, within like a block of each other, is a K-Pop Demon Hunters event for kids, and also a GWAR concert. Nature is so beautiful 020
Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Dragon Girlfriend: "Would you still love me if I was a wyrm?" 030
Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I can never remember what The New Cat™️ is called, but because of where they found it, I've decided that its name is Bolivia Newton John 120
Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Always kinda bothered me how nobody in any sci-fi media that still takes place on Earth can ever be from just, like, Chicago. They always gotta live in Neo York or Robotexas or some shit 110
Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Ed Sheeran lost all his supporting acts because he didn't have any tank acts or DPS acts. Honestly shit comp. That's some Bronze IV shit 020
Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Shoutouts to whoever owns this car that's parked out in front of the bar, who clearly own a pool that looks like it's tearin' ass around the backyard (but it's stayin' still (still waters run deep)) 000
Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Oh so that's what the B in FBI stands for 040
Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Trying to cheer up all the worried new parents at the hospital with some Vocaloid tracks in the Hatsune NICU 130
Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 17/09/2026As much as I would love to participate in solidarity there's just no mathematically possible way I could be boycotting Ed Sheeran's music more than I already was 030
Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 17/09/2026My friends and I at the bar last night look like either the best or worst synthpop band you've ever heard. Also no I have no earthly clue why Other Brian is dressed like a Dracula 000
Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 17/09/2026My job is creating sound effects, specifically the noises made by throwing a man through the top of the Hell in a Cell cage I'm a Mick Foley artist 010
Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 16/09/2026My bad gang, this whole time I thought pansexual meant horny for satyrs 010
Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 16/09/2026As a massive Metroidvania enjoyer, there are few forms of internet content I find more oddly irritating than anyone listing their "Best Metroidvanias of All Time" list. Like, oh boy, I can't wait to hear another person talk about the same five video games again, probably in the same order 000
Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The craziest reveal at BlizzCon last weekend was definitely when Kel'Thuzad himself raised the shambling corpse of Mitch McConnell from the the cold, dark clutches of the grave 010
Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026My 70 year old mother not only just called something "chibi" but she also both pronounced and used it correctly 010
Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Nature: "Behold this beautiful and rare flower. Found in the most remote places, and only blooming for but fleeting moments each year. It contains the tiniest essence, of one of the most adored scents and flavors on the planet" People: "Its name means boring" 000
Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 14/09/2026The one upside to not having a driver's license is that you get to have a favorite Lyft driver. Shoutouts to Satbeer. Love that guy 000
