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Chewbotcca @chewbotcca.bsky.social · 2h

Aahh aawrr hraaawgh! Wraagh wraaargh!

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gruffyfarr668.bsky.social @gruffyfarr668.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

They don’t always have to tell you they love you. Sometimes they show you instead. ❤️

Mrs Gruffy has been on her travels and got me three giant Toblerone bars in different styles. They’re one of my absolute favourite chocolate bars. They’re gold, black and purple, and the sun is setting behind them.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

played with fire. thought of you

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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I was bored on the potty 🤷‍♀️

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Just realized this phrasing implies that I'm doing things to normal people here But maybe I do?

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Centram Silver comes in a 250 tablet supply. At my age that's taking a chance. They should come in a 30 day supply so I won't waste money.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Yes, yes your breasts are splendid, but can you tell the difference between a rock and a clam with your quahog rake?

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I get to drive for the first time in a month so I apologize in advance if I hit you from behind.

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Mark & Company 🐾🐾🐾 @markandthecrew.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

It's National Dessert Day - so what is your favorite?

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fauxnewdalt @fauxnewdalt.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

let’s get our tongues tied about it instead

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Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

live, laugh, love it when you call me big poppa

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

developing muscles by army crawling under my bed to give my cat her medicine

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

fluffy 🐝✨✨✨

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duckleberry “goblin dat pussy” jam @ifuckedyr.mom · 14/10/2026

*quack quack* [sinfully]

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fauxnewdalt @fauxnewdalt.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

a strawberry strudel would fix me probably

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fauxnewdalt @fauxnewdalt.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

*inserts squirters into skeet machine*

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

accidentally smiled during my Face ID and my phone locked up

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Mark & Company 🐾🐾🐾 @markandthecrew.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Gideon wishes to serenade you. I hope you don't mind.

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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

OH, THE HUMANITY! - me, waking up.

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

my daughter told me she thought this was my first life because I still get so excited over all the small things, so I put away her tarot cards and we went for a walk

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I want to be rich enough to leave the house-sitter notes like: "If the tiger looks bored, jog him on the treadmill. He can watch Friends."

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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

The fish broke me. Of all things. It was the fish.

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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I hope that as the world burns down the musicians will come outside and play, just like on the titanic.

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

🐝✨✨✨

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I've been researching colanders all day, and I feel strained.

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

My life has had an alarming amount of “very special episodes”

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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Dressed up with my imagination.

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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

After school specials did not prepare me for this

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Mimicked the mime and made him cry...I win.

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the thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

i’m all worded out for today

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Bram Stoker’s K 🧛🏻‍♂️ @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

everyone look at my cat this is extremely important

My little white cat standing near my kitchen counter with a paper plate behind her. She has a green eye and a blue eye

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Post-it @postlurker2025.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Leaning tower of flowers autumn edition and a running Benny

Snowball, snowbell, or hydrangea thing, flowers that have changed from white to pinkish brown. Backyard scene, with gate and fence in the background. Thin grass due to heavy paw traffic. Benny the fawn male greyhound in an action shot running away from the fence

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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

No matter what happens tomorrow I want you guys to know I’ve had a real fun time skeeting with you all.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

It's incredible how much I can't get done when I put my mind to it.

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Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

The grilled cheese socks stay on during sex

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Nothing to worry about we're all publicly private on the bluesky dot com.

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Mark & Company 🐾🐾🐾 @markandthecrew.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

The Void is following me. What do I do now?

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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

It’s Hokey Pokey hoodie season. Get the hoodies out, put the hoodies back. 90° on Friday?! What’s that all about?

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

My grandpa used to say "Always make sure you do before you don't." I still have no idea what that means but I think about it every day.

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